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Game Over! Corporate Mafia

Started by Bardothren March 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
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gimmepie

Age 24
Male
Australia
Seen 8 Hours Ago
Posted 8 Hours Ago
20,737 posts
7.6 Years
I'll take a corporation slot as Monsters, Inc. We're a green energy corporation powering your homes through screams.

Abby

#freecoffee

Age 17
Male
England
Seen April 1st, 2019
Posted December 19th, 2018
3,255 posts
5.8 Years
Passa.Ta

We're an up & coming organisation that's really interested in Passata. Like REALLY interested in passata. To show you how much we like passata, we thought we'd write you a song on behalf of our CEO!

Spoiler:
This generation
Rules the nation
With Passata

Passata happen to be the food of love
Tastes to really make you Moan and Smile

I say: Passatamato 'pon the left hand side
Passatamato 'pon the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me saucepan make me take it off
It a go done, give me the Flavour make me Want some more

It was a cold and Italian Valentines night
(How does it feel when you've got no date ?)
You could feel it cause it was the month of February
(How does it feel when you've got no date ?)
So I left my gate and went out for a Session of contemplating life
(How does it feel when you've got no date ?)
As I pass the Germans' camp I heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no SAUSAGE ?)

Passatamato 'pon the left hand side
Passatamato 'pon the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me saucepan make me take it off
It a go done, give me the flavour make me want some more


This has been Passa.Ta, Peace(ata)

EC

Negative eight!

Age 28
Male
Youngstown, Ohio
Seen 6 Days Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
5,487 posts
3.8 Years
I would like to sign myself and my corporation up. Vandelay Industries. We're in latex.
I should've known from your strange foreign fish language!

Salzorrah

grassium Z

Age 22
Female
Floaroma Town, Sinnoh
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Posted July 15th, 2019




SOSHYA

Also known by its full name, Sogeum-Shio-Yan Industries, SOSHYA is an Asian-based multinational corporation, with its headquarters located in South Korea. It was founded by Sogeum Yeon-Jae, [supporter]Shio Azami[/supporter], and Yan Wei, as three separate companies in 1998, until a merger occurred in July 2015. The current CEO is Kaitlyn Odessa O'Malley, sister of Leah Verre O'Malley-Meringue, now passed.

SOSHYA is focused on three lines:

1. Salt Manufacturing and Research, currently doing research on Leah's saltbending abilities, as per request of the CEO.

2. Mineral Fusion Technology, specifically on gems, as it appears to be possible according to studies.

3. Shipping Enterprise, one of the leading companies in the world, as far as SOSHYA is concerned.

Pecilia

Best Witch

Male
'Murica
Seen 1 Day Ago
Posted July 15th, 2019
1,846 posts
9.4 Years
Yo I be Pecizzle. I be here ta represent mah company Gindizzle fo Yizzle, we push gin ta all tha home thugs n' hoes. Our gin is da most thugged-out ghettofab jam favor all across Cali.

Desinishon

Banned

Age 21
Male
East Blue
Seen June 12th, 2019
Posted April 28th, 2019
5,030 posts
4.3 Years
Me Me ME!! If there is still 1 left xD

BAE Systems

Formed by the 7.7 billion merger of two British companies, BAE Systems is one of the largest suppliers to the U.S. Department of Defense, and defines its home markets to be Australia, India, Saudi Arabia, the U.K.

We manufacture weapons c:

Selena Fluorspar

On hiatus

Female
The arctic
Seen December 21st, 2017
Posted July 24th, 2017
412 posts
3.8 Years
I'll be an investor
Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, 'What happens if I do this?'

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

~Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Foxrally

Age 21
Male
a Torterra's back
Seen 1 Day Ago
Posted October 10th, 2019
2,584 posts
6.7 Years
[redacted]

Spoiler: In case STOCC allows for more than 9 competitors
Cogs INC. representative #420W15H00-SELLBOT reporting.



The Cogs Corporation aims to provide high quality fun-sucking services from all areas it operates in, because fun and games lead to financial losses and insurance claims. Our business strategy is aggressive and business takeovers are our main source of finance. We also sponsor the local YCCA.
Paired to Ice and gimmepie
3DS Friend Code
0103-9972-1307
I make memes and other carcinogens

Charlie Brown

coolcoolcool

Age 24
Male
Melbourne, Australia
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Posted 8 Hours Ago
4,249 posts
7.7 Years
Hi it's me J-Swizzle, signing up as an investor

Selena Fluorspar

On hiatus

Female
The arctic
Seen December 21st, 2017
Posted July 24th, 2017
412 posts
3.8 Years
What if I haven't chosen yet?
Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, 'What happens if I do this?'

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

~Quotes by Terry Pratchett

EC

Negative eight!

Age 28
Male
Youngstown, Ohio
Seen 6 Days Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
5,487 posts
3.8 Years
By "no night actions during night zero", that includes "generate revenue" and "invest", right?
I should've known from your strange foreign fish language!

jdthebud

Engineering Solutions

Male
Washington, USA
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Posted 12 Hours Ago
4,177 posts
9.2 Years
Er, okay then. I'm a little surprised I'm got the most investors, but it's always nice to start the game with good news :P

The way I see it, Green Energy is less powerful than oil energy, but is more sustainable. Oil is better for the more powerful stuff. Given that Electron Robots doesn't need powerful equipment to be profitable, I'm leaning towards green energy or no energy subsidies right now. But I am not committing to anything yet.

BIG EVENT TIME!
So do we post our ideas here or by PM?

gimmepie

Age 24
Male
Australia
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Posted 8 Hours Ago
20,737 posts
7.6 Years
Excessive oil use is going to kill the planet and everything on it. We at Monsters, Inc recongised this a long time ago and are recommending that green energy be subsidised in order to ensure that the energy sources that are best for the environment - and by extension humanity - become readily accessible to everyone.

EC

Negative eight!

Age 28
Male
Youngstown, Ohio
Seen 6 Days Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
5,487 posts
3.8 Years
We need the oil to make our products at Vandelay Industries, so this discussion is an absolute non-starter.
I should've known from your strange foreign fish language!
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