Oh officer, I can explain.

The point of this game is to give an explanation to the officer to a situation stated by the above poster and describe a new situation the next poster has to explain. Because this probably sounds a bit vague, here are some examples:

Somebody said:

The PokéMart reports 500 stolen Pokéballs. You seem to have that many in your bag.

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The next poster said:

Oh officer, I can explain. I bought these in the shopping mall three days ago, because I plan to catch a bunch of Rattata.

We've found a Team Rocket suit in your suitcase. Are you one of them?

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The poster after that said:

Officer, I can explain! I'm an actor and I have a repetition of the play Silph's takeover tonight.

You seem to have the blue orb in you possession. Are you planning to shrink our land mass?

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Keep in mind that as all PokéTrivia rules apply, everything should be Pokémon related.

Alright, shall we start? Let's start with the situation from the last example post:
You seem to have the blue orb in you possession. Are you planning to shrink our land mass?

(Great game!)

Uh...I got that after I won my gym battle against him. I didn't know he was a criminal overlord, I swear!

Hey! Was that a Team Flare pose I just saw you doing?

Not at all, I was just, well, uh, HEY LOOK IT A REAL MEMBER FROM THAT TEAM! *runs off*

No Charizard, why are you using ice beam!

Officer, I can explain! I got that thing from a Wonder Trade, so I had no control over whether or not it was hacked. :(

Hey there! Your Meowth just spoke human language! There have been numerous reports about an evil Meowth that can talk.

Oh no officer, I can explain!! See, he's really a Ditto that can speak the human language, they are very talented at mimicing, no?

Did I just see you Mega Evolve two Pokemon in that battlr sir?

Uh no, that wasn't a Mega Evolution. My Absol just got her fur combed, that's all!

I just got a report from Professor Oak that some punk tried ride his bike indoors, and you fit the description. Care to explain yourself?

Oh that wasn't me, that would be that kid over there who looks exactly like me.

What's the deal with you having 7 Pokemon with you?

Oh no, that's my Ditto, it transformed into Missingno. He's the guy you're looking for.

Hey you, what are you doing with those TMs? Are you changing your Pokémon's moves during this official Gym battle?

What no officer, this is just my sweet jams for the battle. You know what they say, music makes everything better dude.

HEY! Are you picking Apricorns without an Apricorn officially liscened Case?!?!

Audino! Audino audino audino audino audino audino audino!(I can explain! I am actually a Ditto transformed to Audino so I can heal them!)

Hey! I see you surfing but you don't have a gym badge yet....

But I'm not surfing on a Pokemon. I'm surfing on a surfboard with the design of a Walrein on it. Ain't nothin' illegal about that.

I heard from a bunch of angry mothers saying that you scared their children into giving you their money and made them cry after beating them in a Pokemon battle. Why?

Oh that? It must have been my evil rival look-alike, she's always trying to get me in trouble with stuff like this. *gives the children candy*

Oi, was that an Egg you just brought into the Battle Frontier???

Hold on officer, I can explain... You see, this is actually a sleeping togepi...no need to check, I would hate to wake it up

Did you just turn that pokemaniac into a clefairy?

Officer, there's a really simple explanation to all this! Obviously, this man asked me to do it in order to research the life of wild Pokémon.


Hold it! Did I just see you trying to cut the tails off a bunch of Slowpokes?

I... I can explain! These... Are Slowpoke plushes that I happen to not like anymore... I swear!

HEY! Did I see you running... WITHOUT A PAIR OF RUNNING SHOES?!

Officer, I can explain! I feel that it's an incredibly redundant rule to not be able to run without Running Shoes... oh snap, that means I am guilty! *runs away*

You there! You just bought a bike for a million PokéDollars, but the law says you can only use a Bike Voucher to buy bikes (contrary to the price tag).

i can explain the bad guy is the seller he sold it for a over priced amount and tried to get the police to get back so he could do it again

is that team rocket suit a contract say you join team rocket and a picture of you and giovanni shaking hands you better have a good explanation

Officer, that is just me shaking hands with my dad and that's actually a Team Radical suit with a contract to join Team Radical, not team Rocket.

Care to explain why you are charging people too much money to buy one of these Magikarps?

What? These are actually Mew Kittens that used Transform and turned into Magikarp! They're valuable, I swear!
Haha... *sweats*

Did I just see you catch a Pokemon at a nature preserve?

No, you are mistaken sir. You see, this is the Safari Zone. Nothing illegal here.


Hey, you! I got a report that someone just ransacked a house and stole a TM, and you seem to fit the description of the culprit that I got from a witness!