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Oh officer, I can explain. Page 36

Started by Lycanthropy July 26th, 2015 2:03 AM
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VisionofMilotic

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But officer, I use electrodes for HM slaves! How am I supposed to see in this cave without flash?

Your rival tells me that you're a cheater, and filed a complaint with the department. How is it that you have all three starters from the professor and your rival didn't get a starter Pokemon at all? The rules say one per trainer. I have reviewed the security tapes from the camera outside the laboratory... someone who looks like you showed up 3 times with a different hat on each time and left with a new pokemon!

Name: Narcissus
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TheAlmightyBlaziken

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Heh Heh, I can explain officer the cave was too dark so I needed a bunch of electrodes to use flash.

Hold it right there, There have been reports of you stealing money from youngsters.Explain yourself
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Urm, they killed my mons so I knocked them unconcious and stole their money!

Why exactly do you have a Zigzagoon in a gen4 run? That makes no sense.

TheAlmightyBlaziken

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Uhh, Officer, I think you're mistaking me for someone else I never had a Zigzagoon in a Gen 4 run


Hold it right there, Professor Oak told me that you keep sending him pidgeys
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I heard that he needed a bird orchestra or something

Care to explain why your Wurmple lacks a stinger?

VisionofMilotic

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I just got off the train from Galar, my partner is a Galarian form Wurmple. They don't have stingers.

Hey wait a minute now! What are you doing changing your DS clock time? It's not daylight saving's time. It is illegal to set your time and date ahead of the actual time just to get pokemon you know?

Name: Narcissus
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I got Haxorus on "What Dragon-Type Pokemon are you?" https://quotev.com/quiz/5077163

TheAlmightyBlaziken

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Sorry officer, I was changing my time because I recently moved into a city that has a different time zone than my old one.

Stop right there. I recently heard you've been fainting innocent Pokemon just for EXP CRAZY!! You know how many Nurse Joys and Chansey it takes to heal them over 5 million EACH! (Yes Apparently Nurse Joy has over 5 million sisters which I will just say that Nurse Joy has a lot of moms and dads) (And Chansey lot's of people have been breeding that pokemon because it's the hip new trend or something) So what's your excuse this time, either way, I will not arrest you cuz I'm nice your welcome.
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Meadow

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Oh... *awkward silence* Well, I'm just glad you're not arresting me, because I'm guilty as charged! 😅 I can't help constantly EXP grinding against wild Pokémon—there just aren't enough trainers to battle, okay? :'(

WHOA THERE, HOLD IT!! Did you seriously just incinerate a small tree that was blocking your way?! That's against the law! If you don't have HM Cut, then you're supposed to drop down to your knees and cry miserably while the tree laughs at you. :<

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LilyGardy

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That 'small tree' is actually a Sudowoodo. I used a not very effective move on it in order to catch it.

Hold it right there, your trainer card says you are called Joy but do not work at a Pokemon Center. Go dye your hair pink and take your rightful place as a Nurse Joy at once.
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Someone stole my Mimikyu‘s cloth, so I’m using the uniform to cover it.

How were you able to inflict every status condition onto another opponent simply by using Splash?

LilyGardy

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It was because I used my Lilligant. In very rare cases Lilligant can transform into dark Lilligant which causes Sleep Powder to become KO powder. Yes, she looks like a regular Lilligant now that is because she has changed back.

Hold it right there, you have been throwing wishing pieces into the same den for the past 4 hours. Why are you doing that?
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MysticalNinetales

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Oh, you are mistaken! My poochyena just loves the professor, that’s all!

Stop, at once! What are you doing with Musharna’s dream mist? Fennel has been looking for it!
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