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Why did the Combusken cross the road?

Started by Distant June 25th, 2018 10:03 PM
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Distant

the solitary light

Age 23
Road to Tomorrow
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Posted 10 Hours Ago
10,252 posts
12.3 Years

How to Play


The rules of this game are pretty simple! The person above you will ask a Pokémon-related question, and you will respond to the post above by coming up with a totally ridiculous answer! After giving your answer to the question above, it will be your turn to ask a question for the next person to answer. Rinse and repeat. :D

Logic does not exist in this game, so you are encouraged to make your questions and answers as silly as you want! Just remember to be appropriate and keep your posts related to Pokémon, okay? ^^

Here are some obligatory examples:

Example:
Person 1
Why is this Slugma underwater?

Person 2
Because it wants to give the ocean a hug, of course!
Is Giovanni actually an evil person?

Person 3
Nah, he's not an evil person... He's an evil Pokémon. ;)
How good is Professor Oak's memory?

Person 4
Considering how well he remembers his grandson's name, I'd say just about excellent.
What does Mimikyu's true form look like?

...and so on!

Now then, it's time to go wild! Let's kick things off with this question:

Why is Mewtwo listed before Mew on the PokéDex?

"I'm thinking of you as we leap to seize our dreams.
Your light guides me, like clovers swaying across the meadow.
Our clustering wishes will shine fervently for the rest of eternity."

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HyperMorian

Further From Home

Age 19
Male
Entralink
Seen 4 Days Ago
Posted August 4th, 2019
3,080 posts
3.1 Years
It will, in the next patch of Pokmon Snap. Trust me, my uncle works at Nintendo.

Why are Pok Balls always shaped like a ball?
VPP: Darmanitan @ Level 100: 3,132

NOTE: It's just a game in PokéTrivia. While you're at it, why not try coming in here to post?

PageEmperor

Insert something creative here

Male
with an axe
Seen 5 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
10,895 posts
4.3 Years
Maybe if it was a cube it would injure the mon inside. Or somthing like that. I dunno.

Can Gulpin swallow a whole person?

Midnight Umbreon

Life is a conundrum of esoterica

Age 14
Male
Not Delaware
Seen 4 Days Ago
Posted 2 Weeks Ago
887 posts
1.4 Years
Because he drank to much wine

Why did pikachu have bad hair?

Distant

the solitary light

Age 23
Road to Tomorrow
Seen 7 Hours Ago
Posted 10 Hours Ago
10,252 posts
12.3 Years
It can flap its two other heads like wings! ;)

What does Mimikyu's true form look like?

"I'm thinking of you as we leap to seize our dreams.
Your light guides me, like clovers swaying across the meadow.
Our clustering wishes will shine fervently for the rest of eternity."

YGO ClubWright Anything Agency#TeamTrivia

VisionofMilotic

Lover of Dragons

Female
Sootopolis City
Seen 35 Minutes Ago
Posted 2 Hours Ago
2,964 posts
3.4 Years
Me! Look under spoilers if you want to see my selfie from the last time I took my cloth off.

Spoiler:




Why can't I hack down every tree with the hm cut?

Name: Narcissus
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage



I got Haxorus on "What Dragon-Type Pokemon are you?" https://quotev.com/quiz/5077163

EmTheGhost

I say a lot of words

Age 20
Female
Ohio
Seen 55 Minutes Ago
Posted 4 Hours Ago
792 posts
1.9 Years
Because those perfect, impenetrable tree-barriers around every Route and city are there for a reason...the things that lie beyond...they can never be unseen...:cry:

How can Dragonite lift itself with its tiny little wings?

Lycanthropy

Owl + Bear =
Owlbear

Age 22
Male
That place called... Wait, what was it called again?
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
10,789 posts
5.7 Years
It seems he never got quite the hang of the "Gotta catch 'em all" thing.

Why did the Dodrio suddenly change into Combusken?
(My actual question. xP)
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Distant

the solitary light

Age 23
Road to Tomorrow
Seen 7 Hours Ago
Posted 10 Hours Ago
10,252 posts
12.3 Years
Because the Dodrio suddenly realized he was a chicken all along... ;)

How exactly can a trainer fly on a Pidgey?

"I'm thinking of you as we leap to seize our dreams.
Your light guides me, like clovers swaying across the meadow.
Our clustering wishes will shine fervently for the rest of eternity."

YGO ClubWright Anything Agency#TeamTrivia

Hyzenthlay

Female
Castle of the Crystal
Seen 1 Day Ago
Posted 3 Days Ago
5,778 posts
6.9 Years
Easy! Just grab on to a talon, and away you go ~ ! But you might be better off walking!

Why did the Magikarp refuse to evolve?

Me! Look under spoilers if you want to see my selfie from the last time I took my cloth off.

Spoiler:


"Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock."
"You're my guardian angel,
My light and my guide.
Your hand on my shoulder
And you by my side.
You make everything beautiful,
You make me complete!
Everything in my world,
I lay at your feet..."

VisionofMilotic

Lover of Dragons

Female
Sootopolis City
Seen 35 Minutes Ago
Posted 2 Hours Ago
2,964 posts
3.4 Years
Because he wanted to keep swift swim as his ability!

"Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock."

By the way I feel really bad about what happened with the scholar who took my rag on off. I kept trying to tell him not to look but he wouldn't listen!

Why did the Gengar stop levitating and fall to the ground?

Name: Narcissus
Adopt one yourself! @Pokémon Orphanage



I got Haxorus on "What Dragon-Type Pokemon are you?" https://quotev.com/quiz/5077163

Hyzenthlay

Female
Castle of the Crystal
Seen 1 Day Ago
Posted 3 Days Ago
5,778 posts
6.9 Years
He was so captivated by the cute-looking Gourgeist walking past, that he grew "weak at the knees" and fell!

What did the Zangoose say to the Seviper?

Distant

the solitary light

Age 23
Road to Tomorrow
Seen 7 Hours Ago
Posted 10 Hours Ago
10,252 posts
12.3 Years
"It's not like I want to be your rival or anything... b-baka!"

What is Rayquaza secretly afraid of?

"I'm thinking of you as we leap to seize our dreams.
Your light guides me, like clovers swaying across the meadow.
Our clustering wishes will shine fervently for the rest of eternity."

YGO ClubWright Anything Agency#TeamTrivia

Sheep

Female
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 5 Hours Ago
If it spins its heads fast enough, it'll be able to turn into a helicopter and fly like Tails!

Is the water from Poliwag's Water Gun safe to drink?

sheep x bobandbill 5ever
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