Type with your eyes closed!

If you must bling, do it now. If you look away, even for t a second, out hero will perish.

Close enough.

To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this boat in half.

To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this boat in half.

(Behold my smuggery. And wtf what does it mean to bling lmao)

I don't care why you're dancing tonight, just as long as you're there in the break of the light.

That's over ten words! I'll try anyways...
I dont; care why you're dancing rongiht, judt as ling szx hou;ds fhdfd in ghd vfdzk iv ghd luvhg

My laptop slipped while I was typing it! I can't even make it out lol

Zebras frolicking from present time, quibbling bread x-rays are delicious

Zebras frocling from present time, quibbling bread -xrays are delicious.

(Ah, the stench of defeat.)

Don't believe people who say you don't have reddish hair.