Mario Kart Vent Thread

Welcome to the Mario Kart Vent Thread, or MKVT for short. Need a place to let out your salt? Do it here, as everyone's accepting here.

A computer just jacked first from me. ONLY DEATH CAN REMOVE THIS STAIN UPON MY HONOR! But only hot pockets can make it feel better. Since I'm gonna go with the non-honor-based-suicide route, I'm going to eat a delicious hot pocket. Yum.

Last Lap, Blue Shell, 8th place

Why would a blue shell anally rape you without lube if you're in 8th?

Also, I got Mario Kart'd on the last lap. 1st to last in no time flat. Guess how salty I am?

Thomas the Shinyhunter said:

Also, I got Mario Kart'd on the last lap. 1st to last in no time flat. Guess how salty I am?

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How salty are you?

It's actually worse on the Switch version since you can hold two items, lol. Blue and Red Shells galore! But I guess that's the fun part, no? Screwing someone over right at the last second. {XD}

I always end up getting hit by shells at least once each race, with no way to avoid those attacks whatsoever, yet, when I throw shells myself, my opponents somehow are able to avoid getting hit most of the time!

Speaking of shells, they always hit me. Even when I have my safety banana, the AI in DS causes them to dodge the bananas. The only course this doesn't happen as often on is DK Pass. And yes, it's only because of the item box that only gives single mushrooms, three mushrooms, or a star.

I'm a magnet for greens in MKW. It's a curse. I also had a moment when someone dared me on stream to use auto with Funky. Like an idiot, I did it. Just before I finished the race (it was Luigi Circuit, luckily), the person I was calling with goes and megas me when I was trying to take cut with triple shrooms and then I got last. Let's just say it was fun for everyone but me.