Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

ReddishDegree · May 11, 2010

Granted, but its not nice.

I wish that I can be more EPICER.

A Pixy · May 11, 2010

Granted, but you live on one of the Galaxies that were thrown in a battle at the end of a show. :D

I wish that Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann was longer than 27 episodes. U_U

MarstheCar · May 11, 2010

Granted, but it's canceled.
I wish for a murderous pony.

salnaruto2 · May 13, 2010

Denied. The pony just got arrested for possession of an illegal gun.

I wish.

MarstheCar · May 14, 2010

Granted, but it explodes, along with you.
I wish for an empty bottle of soda.

Comrade Nikita Ivanova · May 14, 2010

Granted, but such a paradox destroys the space-time continuum... Or something like that. Because you just can't have an empty bottle full of soda.

I wish my computer didn't lack a floppy disk drive.

Melody · May 14, 2010

Granted, but the floppy disk drive is the only drive your computer now has, since everything else, including the hard drive died. (Back to MS-DOS for you. xD)

jigglyppuff8 · May 15, 2010

Granted. You stop being one after 8 hours due to abuse of your power.

I wish for VOLTORB Flip.

MarstheCar · May 15, 2010

Granted, the world explodes in light.
I wish for mind reading powers.

.Fenris · May 15, 2010

MarstheCar said:
Granted, the world explodes in light.
I wish for mind reading powers.

Granted, but now you can only read the minds of pervy old men.

jigglyppuff8 · May 15, 2010

Granted. One day you take it a little too far and are arrested for statutory rape.

I wish for makina.

Skystrike · May 15, 2010

Granted, once you get it it dissapears. :(
I wish for a double stacker from Burger King ;) (in real life thats what I'm about to eat)

A Pixy · May 15, 2010

Granted, but the burger has a cracker in it.

MADE OUT OF GRAPE JUICE!

I wish I had milk.

Skystrike · May 15, 2010

Granted, except it doesn't have all those chemicals that makes it taste good.
I wish for a Time Machine

A Pixy · May 15, 2010

Granted, but the future you comes out, destroys it and says that he just saved the present and the future.

I wish I had more milk. >:D

Skystrike · May 15, 2010

This time I'M the farmer and I stop miliking the cows. >=D
I wish for........a random person (not my mom :cer_laugh:)to have amenisa!

A Pixy · May 15, 2010

Granted, but it's you.

I wish I had more grape juice.

Skystrike · May 15, 2010

Granted its RANCID grape juice ;_;
i wish for good eats

Snow Phoenix · May 15, 2010

Granted, but they go bad.

I wish for a pair-a-docks.

jigglyppuff8 · May 16, 2010

Granted. You are docked $8,000 from your yearly salary. Twice.

I wish for Scarlet Fogbound.

Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Yes, I'm Insane.

Cruel?

I lurk often.

I lurk often.

Super Nerd!

Banned

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I lurk often.

Just a bystander, don't shoot!

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[i]As old as time itself.[/i]

Cruel?

[i]As old as time itself.[/i]

Cruel?

[i]As old as time itself.[/i]

Cruel?

[i]As old as time itself.[/i]

The transient snowman

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