Oh officer, I can explain.

Meadow · Jan 5, 2017

It can't be helped! I slam dunked him into the bag like the pro basketball player I am, but he keeps coming back out no matter what I do. =(

Hey, you! Why did you open a bunch of Ultra Wormholes just now?! That's dangerous, you know!

PageEmp · Jan 12, 2017

That was just my Kingdra using Dragon meteor.

And speaking of which, how did you get like 12 water mons with just an old rod?

Meadow · Feb 5, 2017

Ah, ah! It's nothing impressive, you see! Just 12 Magikarps, is all. Eheheh... ~~Time to sell them!~~

Hey, you! Did you just remove a Mimikyu's costume?! I hope you know that's illegal, because it's dangerous to both yourself and the people around you!

PageEmp · Feb 6, 2017

I want to train him to make him try and get used to not having his costume.

Wait, why do you have a Ledian who can learn Dragon ascent?

Meadow · Mar 21, 2017

Ah, that's actually not Dragon Ascent! The truth is, my Ledian has a strange dragon-like accent. Yup, totally an accent. It pronounces a lot of words in an old-fashioned dialect! xD

Hold on, did you actually just knock on someone's door before entering their house?! That's illegal! The law says you're supposed to just barge in...

Miah · Mar 22, 2017

U-uhh, I wasn't knocking! I-I was pounding the door!

Hey! Why do you have 3 shiny Lugias at your party?

PageEmp · Mar 22, 2017

2 of them were overlevelled shiny Dittos I got from wonder trading and since I don't have enough badges they won't obey me.

Why is your Victreebel Blue in colour and have red leaves?

Miah · Mar 23, 2017

I-it's it costume for a contest! ~~and why is some criminal faking as an officer making excuses so I--~~

If he has 2 overlevelled shinies, why is YOUR party full of shiny and overpowered Pok?mon?

PageEmp · May 7, 2017

I got them from, uh, wonder trading!

Why does your Kingdra know Sing?

LilyGardy · May 9, 2017

It was a special Kingdra I obtained in Blackthorn City from an old timer. He said Sing is a rare egg move.

Hold it right there! Why did you just put Nurse Joy to sleep by telling your Lilligant to use Sleep Powder?

SoaPuffball · May 9, 2017

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Stop stealing my Diancite please! Why did you steal it again?

Miah · May 9, 2017

You probably had me confused to someone else. Is that the person you're referring to?

Why did you make Snorlax forget Rest?

SoaPuffball · May 9, 2017

My Snorlax doesn't even have rest cause I'm preserving its current moves. It's from an event. And yup, that guy. Thanks!

sigh Is that a crossbreed of Oran and Leppa Berry? Y'know that crossbreeds aren't officially allowed.

Miah · May 9, 2017

I just found it here, so don't blame me.

Are you trying to use Metronome? No, not the item, the move?

PageEmp · May 9, 2017

Why can't I use it?

Your Gumshoos is wearing the president's clothes? Why?

Meadow · Jul 9, 2017

Um, uh... what if he actually is the president? ...of Game Freak, I mean!

Hey, you! Did you just kick a Magikarp? You know you shouldn't do that. >:)

VoltYellow · Jul 10, 2017

Oh Officer I can explain, that magikarp bit me on my leg (do they actually have tooth?)
Is that a team Plasma hat in your bag?

Tsutarja · Jul 10, 2017

Officer, I can explain! See, I was a former member but then I found out about Ghetsis's real intentions and I just never turned in my uniform.

Hey, why are you working for Lysandre again?!

PageEmp · Jul 12, 2017

Nope, but my manager does have his hairstyle which is probably why you thought that.

Now, Vileplume aren't usually pink with yellow flowers, but yours is. Why?

magicarp4thewin · Sep 17, 2017

Let's just say, you may want to avoid smeargles when they have the cold officer...-shudders-

Sir, that large mechanical Groudon seems awfully suspicious, care to explain?
(This thread dies over my dead body >.>)

Oh officer, I can explain.

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Lv19 Magikarp, wonder what happens next?