Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but then it EATS YOU ALIVE! 8DDDDD

I wish my brother wasn't such a smelly jerk.

Granted... instead he's a Carribean Jerk... (no comment)

I wish for an invasion of pinatas from portugal on the earth @~@

Granted. They are filled with deviled eggs.

I wish for an idea for a Rube Goldberg machine that I wouldn't forget.

Granted, however, it served absolutely no purpose and collapsed upon activation.

I wish the entire planet was run on Rube Goldberg machines...

cant tell my wish sorry
lol

Erm... I'll corrupt Mars' wish.

Granted, but you live and suffer terrible pain the rest of your life in a hospital.
I wish for a four-leaf clover.

Granted, but you are reincarnated as a goldfish

I wish i had another wish that wasn't a part of this thread. (e.g. un-corrupted)

Granted, you made that wish in Pokemon Trivia's corrupt a wish and it was corrupted.

I wish for the next poster to die by cookies.

Granted, but you also die in the process.

I wish for a time machine that could take me to the Russian Revolution.

Heinrich said:

Granted, but you also die in the process.

I wish for a time machine that could take me to the Russian Revolution.

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Why do you sound like...

nvm.

It takes you there and pulls a Partners-in-Time-Time-Machine. Poof. You're stuck there. In the middle of an angry mob.

btw, is that in your sig...?

I wish I didn't have to wish a wish after posting.4

Granted, but it only happens because you were made incapable of wishing.

I wish I had telepathy.

Ic3b3rgZ said:

Granted, but it only happens because you were made incapable of wishing.

I wish I had telepathy.

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Granted, but you can't control it.

I wish I could wish again.

Granted, but there's no one to grant your wish.

I wish I had a singing snowman as a best friend.

dancingonlandmines said:

Granted, but there's no one to grant your wish.

I wish I had a singing snowman as a best friend.

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Granted, but he melts in the COLD "heat" of the Australian summer before I manage to deliver him to you.

I wish I had un-meltable ice.

Granted, but they fall on you ;3

I wish the passage of time would flow faster T^T

Granted, but you die in 2 seconds.

I wish I had a bladder of steel.