If video games really do affect our real life decisions...

...based on the last game you played, what are you doing right now?

I partake in the capture, breeding, and distribution of animals used to beat up others of its kind. When I'm good at the beating up part I get to collect money from people.

helping some chick destroy the church and conquer the whole continent

protecting some useless japanese castle from 5 unbalanced individuals

Same as Cid's answer basically.

Trying to revive my dead girlfriend by wiping some of the last shred of life that exists in the form of colossi in a faraway land. Doing so while posing for really pretty screenshots since this faraway, almost dead, land is just too goddamn gorgeous to not take pictures of.

Nah said:

helping some chick destroy the church and conquer the whole continent

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I see that you too, chose the best house.

Corviknight said:

I see that you too, chose the best house.

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ngl I could've ended up with a different house, but I'm glad I went with this one

like, I'm sure I'll enjoy the other ones, but they at least have their work cut out for them trying to match or top this one

going back in time and beating up some assholes that are trying to corrupt time-space

fighting with super animals

Summoning swimsuit versions of historical figures to fight zombies at a beach resort/Vegas...or something.

stacking blocks that defy the laws of physics and gravity

hello im god but i also like building houses and causing drama

it's time to beat the shit out of data blocks with a key

interacting with space fungus to eradicate the space dolphins since they declared war on the frisbeebots

hiking to chernobyl to take pretty photos for a robot.

Restarting my Life after defeating an old man.

Jumping on people's heads until all their coins come out.