Thousand more ways to get kicked out of a Pokémon Center

Lycanthropy · Sep 1, 2016

The Pokémon world is filled with Pokémon Centers. They're not just hospitals, they're hangouts. Now imagine you want to get kicked out of there. Don't ask why, you just do. What do you do?

In each post, put a number counting up, and an action that will probably get you kicked out of the famous red-roofed buildings. Let's try to reach another thousand methods! Well, the last thread only got to 897, but who cares? :]

Let's start with...
1. Revive a resource thread for ways to get kicked out of a Pokémon center.

Meadow · Sep 1, 2016

2.

Charge Nurse Joy a $20 fee after she heals your Pokémon! :D

Aww, yeahhh! I really miss this game, haha. We'd better make it to 1000 this time!

Desert Stream~ · Sep 2, 2016

3. Bet Nurse Joy $1000 we will get to 1000 posts. then fail :pand not pay up

Meadow · Sep 2, 2016

4.

Go fishing with your trusty Super Rod... inside the Pokémon Center's bathroom! xD

Desert Stream~ · Sep 2, 2016

5. Eat nurse joy's rice balls, because they are clearly Jelly donuts

Lycanthropy · Sep 3, 2016

6. Ask Nurse Joy if she can heal your cheese sandwich. It was injured by a Bite attack.

Meadow · Sep 8, 2016

7.

DyingWillFlareon said:
When Nurse Joy returns your Pokemon and says 'Hello' again point at her and scream OBJECTION! and keep pointing as the whole room goes silent.

^Gonna steal ~~Team~~ Flare's idea because this is literally my favorite post ever AND I'm an Ace Attorney fan now... xD

HyperMorian · Sep 8, 2016

8.

Silently whispering into her ears in a creepy manner, the word "We hope to see you again."

clefairydesuyo · Sep 8, 2016

9. Float in, flicker the lights, say "No, you're not the one..." and disappear.

StaticJolteon · Sep 8, 2016

10. Have a Chimchar use Ember on a plant, then get a Totodile to use water gun then say, "look! i saved you! now you owe me $500,000!" or something like that

DyingWillFlareon · Sep 8, 2016

11. Ask for a lower price on one of the pokemart goods and when they say no shout "Saving money is frowned upon in this establishment!" and treat the cashier rudely until being thrown out.

Lycanthropy · Sep 8, 2016

12. Ask if you can borrow the healing machine. (That fits easily in your key items pocket, right?)

Meadow · Sep 8, 2016

13. Casually ride your bike into the Pokémon Center while shouting YOLO at the top of your lungs! ~~Who cares what the Professor would say? xP~~

HyperMorian · Sep 10, 2016

14. Use Perish Song inside the Pokémon Center.

*Or for maximum effect, grab a megaphone and it will reverberate the whole place. Not only people will panic and kick you out, you will also get the chance to build the next Lavender Town.

DyingWillFlareon · Sep 11, 2016

15.

Ask if theyve "got the stuff" when buying Potions and healing items. Wont annoy people or look suspicious at ALL. Then try to sell said items to other people and workers for twice the money as a 'special discount'.

HyperMorian · Sep 11, 2016

Uh, shouldn't it be 15 though? Anyway.

16. Bring a Diglett or Dugtrio along outside of their Poké Ball and let the floor be filled with unwanted cracks.

PikachuComicbook · Sep 11, 2016

17.Bring in a Torkoal/Weezing outside their pokeball and fill the whole place with smoke!

DyingWillFlareon · Sep 11, 2016

HyperMorian said:
Uh, shouldn't it be 15 though? Anyway.

16. Bring a Diglett or Dugtrio along outside of their Poké Ball and let the floor be filled with unwanted cracks.

Whoops thanks, been really lightheaded today and didnt notice lol sorry.

18.

Hold a battle inside and completely ignore the officials(and bystanders) telling you not to.

HyperMorian · Sep 11, 2016

Uh, okay?

19. Try to buy reusable TM duplicates, forcibly.

TheLegendaryGuy · Sep 11, 2016

20. Get your Larvitar use Screech inside a Pokémon Centre with all the doors and windows shut.

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