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View Poll Results: Should Pineapple be on Pizza?
YES! #imstillwithpineapple 12 46.15%
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Old February 14th, 2017 (8:41 AM).
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did you really not see this coming?

of course this is going to start a war between people with good taste in pizza toppings and know what they're talking about and people who, well, simply don't.

pizza is a delicate art. you're supposed to enhance the natural flavour of the pizza, not fight against it. a pizza's flavour is supposed to be rich and delicious from the moment you take that first bite to the very last bite of the crust.

you see, pizza is like a first date. not in the sense that you strive to impress the pizza, that would be stupid. it's food. however, much like a first date, you treat that pizza well. do not overwhelm the pizza with too much; it only leaves a staggeringly bad taste. you only give the pizza enough topping(s) that make sense enough as to not destroy its natural flavour but really enhance it and bring out its natural beauty.

you see, saying that pineapple is good on pizza is like admitting to your first date that instead of the the clothing they purchased off say, saks fifth avenue or nordstrom (expensive department stores for non-americans), they would look better wearing something off of their local thrift store.

while there's nothing wrong in principle with thrift store clothing, you don't make those sorts of comments on a first date. it's insulting and makes you look pompous. the pizza will respond in turn, and deliver multiple swift kicks to your internal balls, in this case your stomach.

it's no wonder people like gimme are so hopelessly lost here. so many kicks to the balls and it's apparently the expected norm.
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Old February 14th, 2017 (8:57 AM).
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did you really not see this coming?

of course this is going to start a war between people with good taste in pizza toppings and know what they're talking about and people who, well, simply don't.

pizza is a delicate art. you're supposed to enhance the natural flavour of the pizza, not fight against it. a pizza's flavour is supposed to be rich and delicious from the moment you take that first bite to the very last bite of the crust.

you see, pizza is like a first date. not in the sense that you strive to impress the pizza, that would be stupid. it's food. however, much like a first date, you treat that pizza well. do not overwhelm the pizza with too much; it only leaves a staggeringly bad taste. you only give the pizza enough topping(s) that make sense enough as to not destroy its natural flavour but really enhance it and bring out its natural beauty.

you see, saying that pineapple is good on pizza is like admitting to your first date that instead of the the clothing they purchased off say, saks fifth avenue or nordstrom (expensive department stores for non-americans), they would look better wearing something off of their local thrift store.

while there's nothing wrong in principle with thrift store clothing, you don't make those sorts of comments on a first date. it's insulting and makes you look pompous. the pizza will respond in turn, and deliver multiple swift kicks to your internal balls, in this case your stomach.

it's no wonder people like gimme are so hopelessly lost here. so many kicks to the balls and it's apparently the expected norm.
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Old February 14th, 2017 (9:44 AM).
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I absolutelty psyducking hate fruit and veggies on my damn pizza

but unfortunately, I am currently dating and living with someone who loves fruits and veggies on their pizza.

to be quite honest i love this man so much i can't leave him for his love for fruits and veggies on their pizza. and he can't do the same for me as I hate it with a passion.

So at this point I am neutral but put me on the "psyduck no" list.
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It kind of loses meaning if you just dish back almost the exact same things I just said. xD
Olive you missed this perfect pizza pun.
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    Pineapple guuuuud! Only Pepperoni-supremacists would close their crusts to the sweetness of pineapples! There is no one true topping, damnit!

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    I won't eat it because I don't like, but if other people do then let them. Whoever likes it eats it, whoever doesn't like it pass on it. SImple.
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    Pineapple guuuuud! Only Pepperoni-supremacists would close their crusts to the sweetness of pineapples! There is no one true topping, damnit!



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    There's no pineapple in there
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    Old February 14th, 2017 (4:25 PM).
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      There's no pineapple in there
      Fine, no pudding for you.
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      Old February 14th, 2017 (4:39 PM).
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      it would be beyond any sane person's capability to grasp the logic of how pineapple pizza is in any way appetizing at all.
      get out of here you pineapplephobic bigot
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      Old February 14th, 2017 (5:40 PM).
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        A war is coming. I'm just making sure I'm on the right side of it. (And it's pineapple.)
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        Old February 16th, 2017 (8:43 AM).
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        Pizza without pineapple is winning and I couldn't be happier ;)
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        Pizza without pineapple is winning and I couldn't be happier ;)
        I'm so glad about it too.
        #makepizzagreatagain
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        Old February 16th, 2017 (9:48 AM).
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        Okay, I will try pinneaple on a pizza. I will. But for now..
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        Old February 16th, 2017 (9:53 AM).
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        i had some last night and it was better than i'd ever imagined.
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        Old February 16th, 2017 (10:46 AM).
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        Now I wonder if there's any other pizza topping out there that causes this much controversy. :D
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        Old February 17th, 2017 (4:00 AM).
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        I don't really care, so long as the cheese is plentiful. For the sake of the argument though, I really don't mind pineapple pizza. Barely an issue to me.

        The real problem is olives.
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        Old February 17th, 2017 (9:58 AM).
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          pineapple on pizza is legitimately one of the best things u can eat
          its sweet which makes a good balance for the bland-ness of pizza in general
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          Old February 17th, 2017 (11:36 AM).
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          I can enjoy a piece of pineapple pizza on some occasions. Pineapple is probably the most exotic out of all the mainstream toppings.
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          I want to say it used to be mushrooms (or maybe sausage?) before people stopped caring about that.
          I can see people not liking mushroom pizza, heck I'm one of those people. Then again, I'm also not particularly hot for salami pizza, anymore.

          But tuna is pretty great and margherita, as well.
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          Old February 17th, 2017 (12:06 PM).
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          I want to say it used to be mushrooms (or maybe sausage?) before people stopped caring about that.
          I feel like even those didn't generate nearly the amount of talk pineapple does, though. :P
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          see, now that's just flat out incorrect

          i dont mind pineapple itself as a fruit. it just doesn't belong on pizza. some two things are never meant to be together, you see.
          I do agree with your last point to be fair

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          I do agree with your last point to be fair

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          I used to think that pineapple pizza was good, but now I don't really. Maybe it's just because I've had it way too much in my life.
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            Anyone who says "Yes" is going on the "who to never mod list"

            not really but guys. stop sinning. even christ watches pokecommunity.
            So you're the chorus of:

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            Besides, anyone who likes pineapple, like me, will tell you that we'd rather have that than mod-hood. LET OUR SINFEST INDULGE US!
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            Old February 20th, 2017 (3:30 PM).
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            I do agree with your last point to be fair

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            I'm...I'm just speechless here.

            Why.
            Why would someone do that to either of those things?

            Now they're both ruined!
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            Old February 20th, 2017 (3:47 PM).
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            yeah pizza with pineapple and ham is, in the words of 2 chainz, scrump diddly umptious
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