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So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

Meadow

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...and asks for a late September Serpents discount! ;)

Receiving a call about this discount during his day off, a Kecleon reluctantly enters the bar...
 
PageEmp

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No money puns. They just don’t make cents.
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And accuses random mons for shoplifting.

A Snorlax stumbles into the bar...
 
Meadow

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...and flattens the entire place. The end. :D

So an army of Pachirisu built a brand new bar...
 
PageEmp

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No money puns. They just don’t make cents.
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And they succeded, hence reviving the thread.

A Sawk walks into the bar...
 
CF1994

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And it goes berserk after catching a viral fever in the wild.

A Deino walks into a bar...
 
Sorvete

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...and is mistaken with a Mega Garchomp, for some odd reason...

A Furret walks into a bar...
 
CF1994

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It's massive weight and thiccness causes it's chair to give way, making all the other customers laugh about it.

A Turtonator walks into the bar...
 
saniachan

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And her brother, Latios, called out to her. "C'mere, sis," he said.

And then a Diglett digs its own way into the bar...
 
CF1994

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Only to get smacked by a Rhyperior's heavy tail.

A Wimpod hurries into a bar.
 
saniachan

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And the sunshine becomes unbearable to the point that the drinks there evaporate quickly.

So a pair of Plusle and Minun walk into the bar...
 
CF1994

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And it gets banned for trying to prey on a Corsola that works for another bar.

So a Bewear walks into a bar...
 
TheAlmightyBlaziken

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And He kept hugging everyone to death so a Kyogre squashed it and then Kyogre became a world-famous hero

So the World-Famous Hero Kyogre walks into the bar
 
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