Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it's full of micro transaction and the base game costs $59.99.

I wish Shigeki Morimoto, the director of HGSS/Emerald, directed the Gen 8 games.

Me too...how to corrupt this?

Granted, but its a remake of Hey You Pikachu.

Edit: Sorry! I forgot my wish.

I wish the Mega Charizard X shiny was just as cool as Y.

Granted but now the Charizard Y's shiny looks like green vomit.

I wish GameFreak put more work into their games.

Granted, they will put so much work into it that the next pokemon's title has a projected release date of 2032. Nothing will be released inbetween.

I wish every harry potter character also had a pokemon to assist them in the wizarding world.

Granted, but the Pokémon never listen to their trainers and do as they please

I wish for more Fairy-type Pokémon in Gen 8

Granted, now every single new Pokemon has a fairy typing and are Tapu level. It becomes so overpowered that GF decides to make another type just to counter it because they legitimately suck at balancing their own game.

I wish Toxic Thread had priority, 75 base power. badly poisons the recipient and decreases their speed by three stages permanently for the reminder of the battle.

Granted, but it now has less of a chance to hit than fissure, with an accuracy of only 10%.

I wish that Gengar still had levitate as its ability.

Granted but GF also gave Gengar a permanent stage 4 evolution for some crazy reason, making Gengar obsolete and overshadowed, and left in the dust.

I wish GF kept some of the beta GS Pokemon around in the actual release, preferably the non baby ones.

Granted, but the abbreviation GS was misinterpreted as the GS ball, rather than standing for Gold and Silver. So now there are dozens of pokeball-like pokemon that look a lot like voltorb running around the region, all inspired by the GS Ball :)

I wish Steven Stone was my brother and I was his little sister!

Granted, but he's hostile against you and leaves you as soon as he can.

I wish to enjoy Gen VIII games and the whole Gen VIII.

Granted, but Gen IX will quickly replace Gen VIII after two short months! =p

I wish the total number of Pokémon will be exactly 1000 once we reach the 10th generation of Pokémon!

Granted, but you only use the 807 pokemon from gens 1-7 in future generations. Every new pokemon you see will be uncatchable, exclusive to the trainers you battle.

I wish to ride Lapras through the Orange Islands.

Granted, but you'll never return home.

I wish for next gen to introduce new way of battle that would act as central point for both games and anime.

Granted. Unfortunately, the creators didn't know you meant the Pokemon show, and so based it off another random TV series instead.

I wish that any move that serves no purpose and has little to no good users *cough mud bomb cough* were removed from the game.

Granted, but GF screw this and after huge wipe of the moves, only moves that serve no purpose and has little to no good users are left in games.

I wish for Pokémon to end.

Nooooooo!!!! You don't mean that!

Granted, but you put 807 pokemon out of work! They are all marching to your house in a rage!!! This Pikachu is coming through your front door.


I wish I had as much real money as I do pokedollars. I'd be pretty well off then.

Granted, but 2 days later a mysterious man appeared, he introduced himself as the creator of pokemon (game freak) he found out that you were hacking his games and told you that you must come with him to the court, after that it has been decided that you were guilty and lost all your money and you also had to give him your house and everything inside too.

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I wish that it would rain with the sky being a pokemon cloud.

Granted, but a red rampaging gyarados falls from the cloud.

I wish there were a Pokemon game with Crobat on the box art.

Granted. However, the main story is about the protagonist looking for a Crobat, their favorite Pokémon, and spending his entire quest to find it. After a thorough search of the entire region, the hero finds that Crobat sadly is nowhere to be found. The end.

I wish for games with a higher difficulty.

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HOLY FREAKING CRAP! That's some nightmare fuel right there! D:

Granted, but now games are so hard that you can't even get through the 1st Route.

I wish for Kingdom Come: Deliverance and Pokémon crossover.