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So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

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...and jumps on a wall to show everyone that he is good at climbing rocks!

So then a Zubat flies into the bar...
 
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...And flies through several Ghost pokemon because he can't see.


Charizard walked into the bar...
 
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And sued the bar because someone set up stealth rocks in there!

A Greninja slides into the bar...
 
Hyzenthlay

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...but as the indignant Charizard is leaving, it accidentally slams the door on Greninja's tongue!

Then a Litwick hops into the bar...
 

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...and is immediately put on display for literally being a candle.

A Hydreigon then enters the bar...
 
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...but unfortunately he was banned from this bar due to his anger issues, so the bouncer escorts him out again.

A Tsareena sashays into the bar...
 
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And finds a nearby Cherubi and puts it into its drink

A Vespiquen flies into the bar...
 
Hyzenthlay

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...and sends out a swarm of underlings with Attack Order!

Hearing the commotion, a Staraptor swoops into the bar...
 
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And pulls off a dragon dance in the bar!

A Gardevoir comes into the bar...
 
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...and tells her brother Gallade it's time to go if they want to be in time for the family reunion.

Then a Spinda wobbles into the bar...
 
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...but is told to go home?the bartender thinks Spinda has already had one too many!

An Abra teleports into the bar...
 
Meadow

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...just to show off his crazy flaming hairstyle! :D

So then a Kyogre flops into the bar...
 
PageEmp

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And causes it to rain inside the bar.

A Pelipper hears about that and flies into the bar...
 

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...and it also causes rain in the bar!

Then, a Ninjask speeds into the bar...
 
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...but is shunned out of fear that it will cause a natural disaster!

As Absol leaves, a Kecleon walks in...
 

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...and is never noticed by anyone in the bar!

Feeling sorry for the Keckleon, a Joltik enters the bar...
 
Hyzenthlay

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...and gets picked on for being such a pipsqueak!

Curious about the commotion, a Salazzle enters the bar...
 
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