Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

granted, but it is all bad reviews....


I have been going through REALLY TOUGH TIMES this last week... I WISH a Zekrom would use Bolt Strike on me, and put me out of my misery....

Granted, but after your death Dialga goes back in time and stops your death.

I wish Arceus was in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Granted! But, it only appears once in the whole game.

I wish Ash would evolve his Pikachu, already. I'm getting bored of Pikachu.

Ash evolves his pikachu but then by some crazy logic pikachu becomes pikachu again.

I wish i had all level 100 pokemon

granted, after Ash's Pikachu evolves, it no longer obeys Ash and is constantly using attacks on him, soon Ash dies and the Pokemon TV show dies .... goddammit I was beat... granted, but your game goes through the wash and everything is lost

I wish I could experience Palkia's Spacial Rend and live to tell about it......

Granted, but you have no one to tell it to because you're stuck in a subspace dimension, with the only one to tell it to being Palkia.

I wish Smeargle was finally given justice and had the ability to have different tail colors in the game.

granted, but the one with different colors are only in the Japanese games...

I wish I could figure out how to fix this, Celebi accidentally warped me to in Lugia's stomach instead of to where my lost Moltres is, I wish I could figure out how to get out and get to my poor lost Moltres

Granted. Moltres pecks you out of Lugia's belly... unfortunately Moltres isn't the most delicate of birds and neither you nor Lugia survive the procedure.

I wish my rival's Snivy would get off his high horse

granated, but then yours gets a high horse.

I wish this Pokemon Corrupt a Wish was more active... I hate always constantly waiting for a corruption response

Granted! But it's only active for one day.

I wish Paul, from the anime, would go out on a date with me.

granted, but after the date, he dumps you......


I wish the trolls on the Zekrom Facebook fan page weren't posting illegal stuff causing the page admin to delete his fan page, I had a VERY GOOD reputation with Zekrom and now that was taken away!!!!!!

Granted. But then Reshiram fanatics track all Zekrom fans and steal their DS.

I wish I could have a pokemon that learns 5 moves

granted, the fifth move is Splash


I wish I knew why that every time I have a bonfire, it attracts Fire Type Pokémon to roam around it!!!

Granted but the fire pokemon burn you alive





i wish i could marry leaf and have a perfect marriage

granted, it is perfect but not really... leaf abuses you and you are afraid to tell anyone so you just act as it is perfect.....

I wish Lugia would swallow me instead of Zekrom use Bolt Strike on me

Granted, but too bad you and lugia are dead now.

I wish to have a zillion pet eevees that can never turn on me nor die, they are immortal and they all love me and there is no curruption!

Granted but the eevess kill other people and the people lynch you









i wish i had a gardevoir that always followed me

granted,but that gardevoir is gonna go bow chicka wow wow in a bad way like every gardevoir does,right?





















I wish i had a dragonite that will slay all burmy.

granted, but you get in the way of one of dragonite's attacks and you get slayed as well....

I wish I could withstand Palkia's Spacial Rend attack, and I worked for an entertainment show where I get hit by Palkia's Spacial Rend attack and get paid lots of money to do so