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XNaut

XNaut

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Granted, but he called the cops on you and you died in jail.

I wish people who make rude insults die from choking right after.
 
malanaphii

malanaphii

i'm about to monologue, son
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granted, but so do the people who were insulted.

i wish my back didn't hurt
 
XNaut

XNaut

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Granted, you got a back surgery but the doctor had to put snakes inside you and they are biting you while living inside you.

I wish my socks will stop disappearing.
 
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Sonata

Sonata

Don't let me disappear
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granted, but now your other clothes disappear on a more frequent basis

i wish that my headphones worked
 
Pure Essence

Pure Essence

Reverb, Resound, and Repeat!
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Granted, but nothing that you can hook them up with works.

I wish I knew if I should watch the Digimon anime.(is it good, for real?)
 
XNaut

XNaut

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Granted but once you start watching Digimon, Pokemon will no longer be of existence to you.

I wish I didn't have stairs.
 
Sonata

Sonata

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granted, but now you're stuck in highschool for the rest of your life doing them on repeat

I wish I had a pet crab
 
XNaut

XNaut

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Granted, but the crab pinches you, hates being held, and keeps banging on its tank.

I wish physical pain did not exist.
 
Sonata

Sonata

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granted, but now you experience emotional pain 1000x stronger

I wish that tupac was still alive
 
Mooshgo

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Granted, but it takes up so much space that you have to get rid of your other prized possessions just to keep the harp.

I wish my internet wouldn't slow down at night.
 
Mooshgo

Mooshgo

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Granted, but you run so fast that you can't stop yourself to look both ways before crossing the street. And we all know what happens if you don't look both ways.

I wish cancer would be cured.
 
Sonata

Sonata

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granted, but it creates a more powerful new disease killing people twice as fast

I wish that I could make popcorn from my fingers
 
XNaut

XNaut

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Granted, but people die from hypothermia. Mars is considered the coldest planet in the universe.

I wish I was 8 inches taller.
 
Sonata

Sonata

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granted, but you put on 200 pounds to get to it

I wish my phone battery never died
 
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