Have You Ever?

No, but it is a good idea.

Have you ever slept on a table?

I did, numerously.

Have you ever used something like a stick and swing it around as if it was a sword?

You asked for my childhood in a nutshell.

Have you ever used a spoon to cut meat?

Once or twice, when I was a youngster and wanted to be edgy/rebel against my parents.

Have you ever been trapped in an elevator?

Nope not at all!

Have you ever been injured in a car accident?

I guess I'm a lucky one to not have one.

Have you ever chosen нет and regretted it?

I have no idea what нет is.

Have you ever had a hangover and have to work the next day?

It's a Russian word for "No", though it's more of a reference toward a certain bootleg game with a freaky game over image.

Best I can do is staying up late, but not going for alcohols so no.

Have you ever thrown something into the trash can from afar and felt satisfied when it lands just right inside?

Yes, then I can dream that I am a good basketball player again.

Have you ever ate paper?

No

Have you ever crashed while riding a bike?

Nope!

Have you ever gotten sick from eating out?

Yes, food poisoning from a Dairy Queen......

Have you ever been intentionally tripped by someone?

Yeah, not fun :/

Have you ever been to the other side of the world?

No, not yet.

Have you ever caused an electric socket to explode?

Nope

Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?

luckily no! my dad gets it a lot tho :(

have you ever tried a welsh cake?

No but holy cow they look delicious!

Have you ever been late to work due to oversleeping?

I mean, for me it'd be school. But yes, sleep has caused me to be late for school.

Have you ever eaten cactus?

No, though I'd kinda like to try, just to say I have.

Have you ever been away from home for more than a month?

Yes, actually, I went to live to another country for two years.

Have you ever bought something that isn't good quality just because it looked cool?