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Aldo

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Atlasdam
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629 posts
335 Days
I am not a veteran player Here, but trust meh. I think Gimme is a mafia.
How do you think so?

5qwerty

WHOLLY MOLEY

Male
Seen 11 Hours Ago
Posted 23 Hours Ago
1,545 posts
10.1 Years
Ok no one answered my question earlier, which makes me sad, but I guess it's fine.

[Elect] gimmepie because chef = food = pie, duh
[Vote] No lynch cuz I have no clue what's going on and this seems to be the popular option

gimmepie

Age 23
Male
Australia
Seen 14 Minutes Ago
Posted 10 Hours Ago
19,655 posts
7.1 Years
Ok no one answered my question earlier, which makes me sad, but I guess it's fine.

[Elect] gimmepie because chef = food = pie, duh
[Vote] No lynch cuz I have no clue what's going on and this seems to be the popular option
What question? I must have missed it.

Charlie Brown

coolcoolcool

Age 24
Male
Melbourne, Australia
Seen 20 Hours Ago
Posted 20 Hours Ago
4,146 posts
7.1 Years


[elect] Kolar(tm)
[vote] Kolar(tm)


Superjolt

The sharpest there is

Age 26
Male
Deep below the PokéCommunity...
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
EVENT

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Bardothren walks up and SNIFFS gimmepie for a few seconds. Bard slowly backs away, giving GP an “I’m watching you” kind of stare.
Day 1 is over! Phase change and stuff coming soon. Technically Kitty’s vote for no lynch should have ended the day at 10 votes but I’ll still count election votes that came after (even though I’m pretty sure Bard won)

CSS WILL PROBABLY BE ADDED TO THIS POST LATER
DONE

ALSO DESI AND MALA SEEM TO BE MIA SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO REPLACE THEM LET ME KNOW

Superjolt

The sharpest there is

Age 26
Male
Deep below the PokéCommunity...
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago

Final Day 1 Votals

Omicron (1) - Anteros

No Lynch (10) - Pecilia, Aldo, Kingsman, Simply Dunsparce, jdthebud, Omicron, Kolar™, LuluRina, Bardothren

Not Voting (9): gimmepie, LuluRina, Charlie Brown, Kitty, Nakuzami, malanaphii, Bidoof FTW, 5qwerty, Sawsbuck

(technically no lynch was hammered right there so I stopped counting votes after that)

MasterChef Contestants

Bardothren (5) - Pecilia, Aldo, jdthebud, gimmepie, Bidoof FTW
Aldo (1) - Kingsman
LuluRina (1) - Simply Dunsparce
Kolar™ (2) - Kolar™, Charlie Brown
Simply Dunsparce (1) - LuluRina
Pecilia (1) - Bardothren
Kitty (1) - Kitty
gimmepie (1) - 5qwerty

No rattata (1) - Anteros
No one (1) - Sawsbuck IF YOU REALLY WANT I GUESS

Volunteers for a magic act!

1. LuluRina

The cafe opens on Day 2!

Please hold for phase change

Superjolt

The sharpest there is

Age 26
Male
Deep below the PokéCommunity...
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
NIGHT 1

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The Day was confusing, between the punches and people shouting about taking down corporations and people sniffing each other. The group didn’t even pick anyone to lynch!

“Uhh, well, looks like you guys didn’t pick anyone to lynch...” Superjolt said, “but the good news is that we have a brand new head chef for the kitchen! Congratulations Bardothren!”

Some people begin to slowly clap, others join in slowly looking around to see if they should actually be clapping.

“Oh and we also have a little magic show before everyone turns in for the night! If everyone could turn their attention to the stage...” Superjolt said, but the act was already underway before he was even halfway through the sentence.

Aldo utters something and suddenly LuluRina levitates slightly and begins to glow! Then Lulu lands back on the stage and the glow fades.

The crowd actually claps enthusiastically this time.

“That’s all for today everyone. Your rooms are upstairs, but be careful tonight...”

- - - - - -
No one was lynched.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 1!

The night will last 24-ish hours, please send in your night actions!

Important instructions coming soon @Bard

juliorain replaces malanaphii!

Searching for someone to replace Desi.
Spoiler:
IN
Oh come on, really? Why would we ever...

IN!

Drona! Why would you do that!

Because this would be fun! Not like you would care

What was that you little-

GUYS STOP ARGUING!
To join a game of this kind, one must be silly enough to not stop reading halfway the opening post.
/In
Elementary, my dear Superjolt.
Time to whip out my Wocket Engineer persona!
a game where i'm encouraged to ****post,?

you know im

*image snip*
owo *notices bold text* senpai is that ur open gamez *nuzzles* uwu

in *noms cookie* rawr im so RANDOM

i hate myself for writing that godawful text
oh gosh yes wreck me daddy

and w h y t h e f u c k i s K i t t y a w e e b n o w

this is also my normal behavior so I haven't exactly done a silly sign up yet, I hope that's okay
Morgen! Ich möchte dieses Spiel spielen, bitte!!!

Signen me up las pls and los thank u xx
Morgen! Ich möchte dieses Spiel spielen, bitte!!!

Signen me up las pls and los thank u xx
I guess I'll do this.
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in
Hmm...
ok I'll join this one since I died in the other one
sorry not earlier, I can't manage two at once rn
Howdy y'all
I'd like to join this here game if a possibility :)
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Who dares summon me?

in
*image snop*

Hej
Lol, when the game will start? 2020 xD. If u got a space then lemma in. I can be damn ridiculous. Edit:- this game is so ridiculous that it didn't get started, and is taking forever.

Superjolt

The sharpest there is

Age 26
Male
Deep below the PokéCommunity...
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
Night extended 21-ish hours. Gonna be traveling this weekend but I should be able to start D2 tomorrow. Also missing night actions, make sure you send them in!

PM for Bard also coming shortly

Spoiler:
IN
Oh come on, really? Why would we ever...

IN!

Drona! Why would you do that!

Because this would be fun! Not like you would care

What was that you little-

GUYS STOP ARGUING!
To join a game of this kind, one must be silly enough to not stop reading halfway the opening post.
/In
Elementary, my dear Superjolt.
Time to whip out my Wocket Engineer persona!
a game where i'm encouraged to ****post,?

you know im

*image snip*
owo *notices bold text* senpai is that ur open gamez *nuzzles* uwu

in *noms cookie* rawr im so RANDOM

i hate myself for writing that godawful text
oh gosh yes wreck me daddy

and w h y t h e f u c k i s K i t t y a w e e b n o w

this is also my normal behavior so I haven't exactly done a silly sign up yet, I hope that's okay
Morgen! Ich möchte dieses Spiel spielen, bitte!!!

Signen me up las pls and los thank u xx
Morgen! Ich möchte dieses Spiel spielen, bitte!!!

Signen me up las pls and los thank u xx
I guess I'll do this.
video snip

in
Hmm...
ok I'll join this one since I died in the other one
sorry not earlier, I can't manage two at once rn
Howdy y'all
I'd like to join this here game if a possibility :)
image snop
Who dares summon me?

in
*image snop*

Hej
Lol, when the game will start? 2020 xD. If u got a space then lemma in. I can be damn ridiculous. Edit:- this game is so ridiculous that it didn't get started, and is taking forever.

Superjolt

The sharpest there is

Age 26
Male
Deep below the PokéCommunity...
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
Sorry for the delay, couldn’t end the night over the weekend like I thought (plus I needed to wait on one other thing). Night is ending, if you didn’t send me actions too badddd

Got a lot to process but shouldn’t take too long

Superjolt

The sharpest there is

Age 26
Male
Deep below the PokéCommunity...
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
DAY 2

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The next day, everyone gathered again in the lobby. They noticed a large banner that said “GRAND RE-OPENING!” above the cafe and a ribbon across the cafe’s seating area.

They do a quick head count. 17... 18... Everyone seems to be present. But wait, only 18? They quickly deduce that Aldo is not present and send some volunteers upstairs. They find no trace whatsoever of Aldo... how strange!

They also notice a message posted in the middle of the lobby:

“The culinary arts are a wonderful addition in all this chaos! I hope everyone here will be the most refined connoisseur of Bardothren's creations on live Television!

- Anonymous Supporter”


And as if on cue, a camera crew suddenly barged in through the front entrance and started placing cameras and equipment everywhere, ignoring outbursts from the receptionist about how they weren’t allowed in without an appointment.

Shortly after, Bardothren appeared from the kitchen. Everyone noticed painted markings on Bard’s face, very similar to the ones that had appeared on Sawsbuck’s face the day before.

Superjolt was standing near the cafe. “Welcome everyone, I’m proud to announce the grand re-opening of the cafe!” he said. “Uhh, it seems the scissors for cutting the ribbon are missing... does anyone have any spare scissors?” he asked. Everyone looks around and shaking their heads no. Someone hands Superjolt a chainsaw instead. “Oh, this works! I now declare the cafe... open! Or re-opened I guess?”

- - - - - -
Aldo has gone missing!

It is now Day 2!

The day will last 72 hours. With 18 alive, it takes 10 votes for hard lynch and 6 votes for soft lynch!

The cafe menu will be posted shortly!

juliorain replaces malanaphii!

Searching for someone to replace Desi.


- - - - - - -

Alive/Deadlist [18/19 alive]

gimmepie
Pecilia
LuluRina
Aldo - went mysteriously MISSING N1!
jdthebud
Charlie Brown
Kitty
Nakuzami
Kingsman
Simply Dunsparce
juliorain (replaced malanaphii)
Bidoof FTW
Desinishon
5qwerty
Sawsbuck
Omicron
Bardothren
Anteros
Kolar™
Spoiler:
IN
Oh come on, really? Why would we ever...

IN!

Drona! Why would you do that!

Because this would be fun! Not like you would care

What was that you little-

GUYS STOP ARGUING!
To join a game of this kind, one must be silly enough to not stop reading halfway the opening post.
/In
Elementary, my dear Superjolt.
Time to whip out my Wocket Engineer persona!
a game where i'm encouraged to ****post,?

you know im

*image snip*
owo *notices bold text* senpai is that ur open gamez *nuzzles* uwu

in *noms cookie* rawr im so RANDOM

i hate myself for writing that godawful text
oh gosh yes wreck me daddy

and w h y t h e f u c k i s K i t t y a w e e b n o w

this is also my normal behavior so I haven't exactly done a silly sign up yet, I hope that's okay
Morgen! Ich möchte dieses Spiel spielen, bitte!!!

Signen me up las pls and los thank u xx
Morgen! Ich möchte dieses Spiel spielen, bitte!!!

Signen me up las pls and los thank u xx
I guess I'll do this.
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in
Hmm...
ok I'll join this one since I died in the other one
sorry not earlier, I can't manage two at once rn
Howdy y'all
I'd like to join this here game if a possibility :)
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Who dares summon me?

in
*image snop*

Hej
Lol, when the game will start? 2020 xD. If u got a space then lemma in. I can be damn ridiculous. Edit:- this game is so ridiculous that it didn't get started, and is taking forever.

Kingsman

A-m-e-l-i-o-r-a-t-i-o-n

Age 28
Male
Corneria
Seen 50 Minutes Ago
Posted 8 Hours Ago
6,083 posts
4.4 Years
Simple - we have a cult, boys and girls. Their leader? Well.......I have a hunch but let’s see what today reveals.

Superjolt

The sharpest there is

Age 26
Male
Deep below the PokéCommunity...
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
CAFE MENU

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Hello everyone, welcome to the newly re-opened cafe! Our new head chef was hard at work all night putting together this menu and making the refreshments. If you’re looking for food though you may want to order out or something because we actually only have drinks available! We hope you enjoy!

Menu Items

Abysmal Ale
Botched Beer
Calamitous Cider
Dreadful Draft
Egregious Everclear
Foul Flagon
Ghastly Gin
Harmful Hooch
Inimical IPA
Water

- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
“This has turned into quite a mess, now you go and take care of this.”

“But don’t you need me-“

“No. I’m finding it hard to remember what we even brought you here for in the first place. Now go.”

Well uhh, hey everyone, looks like I’m being forced to be your waiter! You may order from the cafe by posting your order in bold. Menu items are given on a first come, first serve basis (the menu will be replenished at some point). Once orders are received, players may choose to consume them by stating as such. You may also choose to share/send them with (to) other players. You may also hold on to your order until later.

The cafe has several small tables (each with two chairs on opposite sides), a counter with three stools, and a couch that can seat about three with a low coffee table in front of it. The seating area actually doesn’t have much significance, it’s mostly there for roleplaying/story-writing purposes if players want to have some fun with this (you are encouraged to do so, feel free to get creative! And since I’m the waiter, you can also involve/include me in anything you come up with)

Players are not required to order anything off the menu and not required to participate if they wish.

Spoiler:
IN
Oh come on, really? Why would we ever...

IN!

Drona! Why would you do that!

Because this would be fun! Not like you would care

What was that you little-

GUYS STOP ARGUING!
To join a game of this kind, one must be silly enough to not stop reading halfway the opening post.
/In
Elementary, my dear Superjolt.
Time to whip out my Wocket Engineer persona!
a game where i'm encouraged to ****post,?

you know im

*image snip*
owo *notices bold text* senpai is that ur open gamez *nuzzles* uwu

in *noms cookie* rawr im so RANDOM

i hate myself for writing that godawful text
oh gosh yes wreck me daddy

and w h y t h e f u c k i s K i t t y a w e e b n o w

this is also my normal behavior so I haven't exactly done a silly sign up yet, I hope that's okay
Morgen! Ich möchte dieses Spiel spielen, bitte!!!

Signen me up las pls and los thank u xx
I guess I'll do this.
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in
i’m not in any other games so yeah, i’ll join! joining the game won’t stress me out, i think it’s more a case of me being stressed generally and so forgetting about the game lol but i’ll try my best to be active (especially since this game looks v interesting) <3
Hmm...
ok I'll join this one since I died in the other one
sorry not earlier, I can't manage two at once rn
Howdy y'all
I'd like to join this here game if a possibility :)
image snop
Who dares summon me?

in
*image snop*

Hej
Lol, when the game will start? 2020 xD. If u got a space then lemma in. I can be damn ridiculous. Edit:- this game is so ridiculous that it didn't get started, and is taking forever.

gimmepie

Age 23
Male
Australia
Seen 14 Minutes Ago
Posted 10 Hours Ago
19,655 posts
7.1 Years
I'll order Egregious Everclear and sit in the middle of the floor ranting drunkenly about how THOSE BASTARDS AT CRUSTY CORP FIRED ME, RUINED MY LIFE AND DOOMED MY CHILDREN. You should all join me and revolt against those psyduckers before they can turn your souls over for profit, gentrify your neighbourhoods and monopolise pie sales. It is clearly in the town's best interests to be rid of these tyrants forever.

Anteros

Age 23
Male
Seen 10 Hours Ago
Posted 23 Hours Ago
6,193 posts
5.3 Years
I’d like to order some Calamitous Cider to throw all over Omicron. I’ll also sit at the couch.

juliorain

Male
USA
Online now
Posted 29 Minutes Ago
1,492 posts
2.8 Years
hmmm

How lovely. I might perch myself on the couch and stretch my metaphorical writing muscles upon the couch. I am not a lazy one, but I do require my space. Barkeep, I do wish to partake in the consumption of conspicuous, alcoholic beverages; my tastes are too refined, however for any beers and the selection of liquours are quite slim. I was looking forward mostly to enjoy a citrine-green glass of absinthe, however, not being present on the menu, I'll ravish the opportunity to boost my creative prowess with a shot of your Egrigous Everclear
Male
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
108 posts
4.6 Years
SUDDENLY: The players attention is drawn to Desi, who has thusfar been napping in the corner. An ominous feeling floods the room. Everything goes black. A message appears in front of everyone's eyes: "Desi has been kicked for being AFK for too long."

In the darkness, a ripping portal appears! Darthspikes climbs out of it and orders a delicious ghastly gin like the edgy boi that he is. He doesn't drink it however. It's just to flex.



~Darth

5qwerty

WHOLLY MOLEY

Male
Seen 11 Hours Ago
Posted 23 Hours Ago
1,545 posts
10.1 Years
man what the hell, this game is so complicated now

in response to GP's question regarding my question that no one answered, it was a mukpost, though I did want it answered

I order some Abysmal Ale. Can I lather this over myself?

Kitty

Meow, purr purr.

Space
Seen 46 Minutes Ago
Posted 10 Hours Ago
673 posts
1.2 Years
id like to order an inimical ipa if thats ok

BUT GOD DAMN I WANTED THAT WATER BECAUSE I'M A THIRSTY RATTATA

Charlie Brown

coolcoolcool

Age 24
Male
Melbourne, Australia
Seen 20 Hours Ago
Posted 20 Hours Ago
4,146 posts
7.1 Years
Wait...there was paint on Sawsbuck's face yesterday? Did I miss something?


Order Botched Beer



Sit at counter next to Pecilia and flirt by giving a thumbs up


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