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Old August 28th, 2012 (12:15 PM).
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    Method #892 for Getting Kicked Out of Wal-Mart



    Team shopping cart race across the entire store, starting at the door and ending in produce. Various methods to stop your opponents are accepted and encouraged, including but not limited to: knocking down items off the shelves; banana peels; and pushing people in your foes' way.

    First one to fly out of the cart after three laps and land in the produce without damaging anything wins. If everyone damages some of the produce, it's a tie and you have to do it again!
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      893. Ride the bike through the store while holding tennis ball throwing them at people saying I choose you Pikachu, then procede to jump off while its still going right into a shelf then run around the store for a victory lap on another bike doing the same thing.
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      Old August 28th, 2012 (2:31 PM). Edited August 28th, 2012 by Rodriguezjames55.
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        Method #894 open ALL the invetory
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                Shout "OMG WHAT DA HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" At the Manager. Then, pull your trousers down (I'm serious, I'm SERIOUSLY SERIOUS) and then poop on the manager's head (I'm serious, I'm SERIOUSLY SERIOUS). Do #539, #382, #219, #687, #798, #1, #100 and #151 all at once. Continue until you need the toilet. Give the manager a wedgie (Putting a rock in his sock, and some ants in his pants) and yell "I need the toilet, BECAUSE YOU... NEED IT!". Walk around the store three times and yell "Where's the toilet? Where's the butter? Where's the T.V? WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYTHING?!". Wait until the manager comes, and throw blue cheese in his face. Skip (Not run, NOT RUN) to the Restroom and wait. Wait. Wait. Wait more. When the manager comes, say "I couldn't find the toilet, so I wet myself here, as well as pooping on you.". Wait to be removed.
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                  Play Eye Of The Tiger and punch everyone in the store
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                      Slap the asses of all female staff if your male

                      Slap the asses of all male staff if your female
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                        Write on the ceiling "I hate Hikari" and walk to her and punch her. If done correctly she gets knocked out.

                        As an alternative, write "I hate Diab_Low" and walk to him and punch him. If done correctly he gets knocked out.
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                          ^ Won't work mate :P

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                              907. I've been kicked out numerous times lol. Another way is to have rap battles, at least it got me kicked out for the day
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                                You can also drive your Evo in and drift through the store
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                                  That would but I don't wanna get arrest again lol

                                  909. Walk in with a water gun that looks like a real gun and spray ppl lmao (ppls reaction)
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                                    910 bring the Mexican drug cartel that will get you ether kicked out killed or see people get shot
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                                      911 No even better. Go to Los Angeles and gather a group of bloods and another group of crips then take them into wal-mart but not at the same time. Then leave cuz there will be gunshots.
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                                          After you hear the gunsots leave go back in and find 20 ppl dead and prob 100+ civilians. This is world is cruel, then tell the manager you didn't know they hated eachother I thought they were just wearin blue and red cuz its their fav colors and carried around a glock cuz it looked nice lmao
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                                              915... Wait do you have fully automatic mags? Cuz I'm out after wiping out all the bloods and crips in Wal-Mart. I took all their guns and threw them away and killed em all. I hate gangsters
                                              Start cookin meth in the back lol
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                                                  ^ Won't work mate :P
                                                  'Course it will! *Does 904, punches Diab_Low like it says and succeeds*

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                                                  Yell "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR" at everyone and shoot water out of any water gun (If you're REALLY disgusting spit water out of your mouth). Then, walk to the manager and say "I cleaned things out for you, the Critic should pass you.".
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                                                    Get flash grenades. Paint them to look like turtles, and throw them at people while screaming HELLO!

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