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Old November 8th, 2012 (5:55 PM).
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Take a bunch of your friends and go to Wal-Mart. Make sure all of you are wearing army related stuffs. Once inside, pretend you guys are in the middle of a battlefield and pretend all of you guys are having a war. I tried it once in Canadian Tire, we got kicked out after 10 seconds of our fun :(
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Old November 8th, 2012 (6:18 PM).
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1074.Go to the produce section and change the prices of the fruit and then swap the apples and other fruits around.
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Old November 10th, 2012 (8:02 AM).
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    Old November 13th, 2012 (4:56 PM).
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      1076 Go into the place were it says "employees only" or whatever and if there are people there start screaming "You guys should all go pee your pants!" then take the thing closest to you and throw it near the people. Run out of the room screaming "Bloody murder! bloody puffin' murder!" then pants the nearest person.
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      Old November 14th, 2012 (12:54 PM).
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        Bring an air horn in with you,and follow random people around.
        Whenever anybody says the word "The" blow the air horn in their ear,then quickly whisper to them "Don't you say that word...."

        1078.
        Enter,and do your shopping...in a speedo.
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        Old November 14th, 2012 (1:11 PM).
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        Walk into the place. Stand motionless in one spot where everyone can see you. Scream in a high-pitched voice whenever someone tries to interact with you.
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        Old November 20th, 2012 (8:02 PM).
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          Burn a bunch of books, and then claim you did it because you're a fireman and that's what firemen do, right?

          1081
          Peel oranges and leave a trail through the store. When anyone questions you, say "EAT A POTATO!!!" and then run away, bumping into a wall at one point and screaming "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT WAY!"
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          Old December 15th, 2012 (6:00 AM).
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          Stuff guns into a vending machine and everyone goes on a shooting rampage.
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          Old December 15th, 2012 (4:06 PM).
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            1083.
            Step One: Take Umbr3on's head and go bowling with it. Try to knock over as many people as possible.
            Step Two: Use the blood obtained when Umbr3on's head was seperated from his body and write creepy messages on all the walls.
            Step Three: Make sure everyone knows it was you that performed the first two steps. Do not attempt to resist as you get kicked out.

            1084.
            1 + 8 + 4 = 13!
            13 is an evil bad luck number! How can a cumulative total of the 'way to get kicked out'-numeral reach 13 TWICE while Darkpokeball is posting?! This must mean that two 13's are a double-negative...which makes a positive! And since Darkpokeball got them both, it must be a sign! Get your megaphone and scream the sign's meaning to everyone in Wal-Mart.
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            Old December 15th, 2012 (8:49 PM).
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              1085. Throw those rubber balls high over shelves to hit random people
              1086. Do stunts on a bicycle inside the store
              1087. Make a fertilizer bomb
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              Old December 16th, 2012 (6:08 PM).
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                Old December 16th, 2012 (7:34 PM).
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                  1089.
                  The following is a five step plan:
                  Step One: Learn martial arts.
                  Step Two: Enter nearest wal-mart store. If male, have no shirt. The more muscles the better. If female, have no pants. Make sure your underwear isn't too revealing.
                  Step Three: Challenge a random customer to a 'Mortal Kombat.' Be as dramatic as you can. Double points if random customer is actually the manager.
                  Step Four: Beat down random customer until they are bloodied and dizzy, about to fall over unconsciously. Let nobody interfere with the fight.
                  Step Five: Perform an extremely gruesome manuever, such as ripping the spine out of the spot where the head used to be until you ripped it off. Once done, scream "Fatality" for the world to hear.

                  1090.
                  Walk into a Wal-Mart. Then
                  Spoiler:
                  This is not a multi-step process
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                  but it requires discipline
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                  As you must read through a bunch of spoiler tags
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                  until you reach the end
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                  because Darkpokeball likes playing with spoiler tags
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                  So don't get mad at him
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                  You're almost at the end
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                  The ending is one click away
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                  eat a random customer's brains. That's the 1090th way to get kicked out.
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                  Old December 16th, 2012 (8:42 PM).
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                    Randomly start doing the mambo whilst listening to 80s One-Hit-Wonders on a boombox.
                    Point to anybody you see wearing more then three colors and loudly order them to "Shake It Baby!!"

                    1092.
                    Stand in the middle of the electronics department singing the batman theme song.

                    1093.
                    Play Blockado. (Block all the doors and windows by nailing tables/boards over them.)
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                    Old December 20th, 2012 (7:11 PM).
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                    Old December 20th, 2012 (7:31 PM).
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                    Go inside wearing clothes.
                    Go in the dressing room, come back out naked.

                    And start shopping naked. If someone is trying to stop you, yell "HELP, SEXUAL HARASSMENT"
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                    Old December 20th, 2012 (8:47 PM).
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                      Old December 24th, 2012 (2:03 PM).
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                        Hide in the crane machine and when ever some kid comes to play, emerge from the stuffed animals and go "GET AWAY YOU MOTHERBUCKER!!!!!" And start throwing stuffed animals at the glass. This is also a great way to get that one stuffy you want but could never grab.
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                        Old December 24th, 2012 (6:16 PM). Edited December 28th, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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                          1098. Do a scavenger hunt, finding dolls in the store named after part of that song "Mambo #5."
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                            Start dancing like Psy and Elvis Presley in front of the Eye Glasses center.

                            2000.
                            Run into the bathrooms and start making sexual noises. And say "OH YEAH! THAT'S HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!"
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                              Rape. That will be all. What? No! Don't rape anybody just say this over the intercom... sicko.

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                              Find the closest person to you and grab them and knock them into a group of people, yelling STRIKE! afterwards.

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                              Find every perfume you can, mix them, spray it across the store and yell "Everybody, evacuate the building! We have a gas leak!"
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                              Old December 30th, 2012 (1:43 AM).
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                                2004. Ask someone with boots, and name your house Walmart.
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                                Old December 30th, 2012 (11:13 AM).
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                                  1105. Hack into the iPads and have them all show "The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" YouTube video on repeat, on full volume.

                                  1106. Blast the most explicit screaming heavy metal music onto the PA system.
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                                  Old December 30th, 2012 (11:17 AM).
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                                    Get a box of condoms, hold on to it, and start propositioning random employees/customers.

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                                    Have a thumb tack with you. Poke tiny holes in the milk cartons.
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                                      Gather a bunch of friends up, dress up in epic costumes, and play a store-wide game of paintball.

                                      1110:
                                      Walk in and buy the following...

                                      1. The largest knife you can find.
                                      2. A shovel.
                                      3. Super heavy duty black trash bags. Large.
                                      4. Duct tape.
                                      Proceed to explain to the cashier that "It's not for me....it's for a...uh... friend..."

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                                      Stick "#1" magnets to everything (products, people, walls,etc)..... with a hot glue gun.
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                                      Old January 15th, 2013 (8:18 PM).
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                                        Fall in love with the cashier. While trying to ask her out, be as awkward as possible. In the end, ask where the nearest Target is because you got lost and you're too embarassed.

                                        11 13.
                                        OH NO! Darkpokeball's posting with the number 13 involved in his post yet again! In order to stop this from happening, you must go time-travelling and stop Wal-Mart from ever being created. WIthout Wal-Mart, this thread wouldn't exist. Without this thread, you can't get kicked out of Wal-Mart. REalizing your loss, go back in time, and tackle your past self to save Wal-Mart. Then, break your time machine. The discharge from the break should teleport you to present day, Wal-Mart. Proceed to fight with your past self, and both versions of you will get kicked out for fighting.

                                        11 14.
                                        Get a megaphone. Talk about muffins through your megaphone in Wal-Mart.
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