So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

And uses sweet scent in the bar!

A Teddiursa smells the scent and goes into the bar...

...but is told the bar's no place for youngsters, and gets escorted out again!

A Zigzagoon zigzags into the bar...

...and sneakily picks up some drinks for free! :D

Noticing this, a Magnezone barges into the bar...

And arrests a nearby Chinchou for attempting to steal a drink.

A Skarmory flies intothe bar...

...With a kidnapped Pikachu in its clutches, so the bartender calls in Team Go-Getters to the rescue!

Squirtle, Charmander and Chikorita barge in, flashing their rescue team badges...

Where they?re ambushed by Lombre and his motly crew of bandits.

Outnumbered, PMD Alpha squad calls in help in the form of Vulpix and her crew when....

... Officer Magnezone and his trusty brigade appear on the scene, but in the hectic fray they end up arresting the wrong Pok?mon, allowing the criminals to beat a hasty retreat!

Intrigued by this latest story, a Lopunny journalist enters the bar...

...and successfully gets the latest scoop.

Hearing this from the Lopunny, another Lopunny Journalist enters the bar...

...and discovers a whole new scoop about the bartender's various mistresses!

Hearing this, the bartender's wife, a Nidoqueen, storms into the bar...

and proceeds to file for Pokemon Divorce.

This causes a stir that requires Yungoos to enter the bar....

...who spends the next few weeks staring down the place without moving a muscle!

In an attempt to get Yungoos to move, a Gumshoos enters the bar...

...and is immediately sued by Donald Trump for copyright infringement and thrown out of the bar by his lawyers.

Taking advantage of the commotion, an Alolan Rwticate enters the bar....

And a nearby Seadra at the bar was jealous of its moustache so it shoos it away using it's Smokescreen attack.

The Alolan Raticate's cousin, a Tyrantrum, stomps into the bar...

...and destroys the ceiling in the process, due to its massive size!

So then a Groudon stomps into (what's left of) the bar...

It becomes a pool of lava. Oh boy.

The lava harden's....into a new bar......and somehow, kyogre swims into the new molten rock bar. Fweee~

...and decides that the bar would be better underwater from now on!

Fearing this, a Rayquaza immediately flies into the bar...

And revealed he was really thirsty and drank all the water surrounding the bar! However everyone missed the underwater bar so he agreed to move the bar next to a lake. However again, a house next to the lake had to be destroyed in order to make room for the bar.

A Shiftry who lived in that house walks into the bar...

...when he spots a Zapdos at the counter! Filled with bad memories and wounded pride, he storms off again. ;)

Moltres and Articuno arrive at the bar to meet up with Zapdos...

...and the three of them fight over drinks, the same way they always fight over their home islands! xD

So then an Alolan Exeggutor attempts to walk into the bar...

...but instead sits down in a chair outside, waiting for a waiter to come by.

Then an Ekans slithers into the bar...