Say Something Silly!!!!

Eating porridge. Sweat coursing down ribs. Listening to Avril Lavigne in a parade of bad-assery. Fuck yeah, youth!

Something Silly!!!!

Nidoking is by far the best ground pokemon that has ever existed and can defeat literally any opponent no matter the type difference.

wait a minute, that's not silly, that's fact.

When people say you look like a pixie, there's a mixed sensation of equal parts glee and offence. It's a slur on one's natural masculinity but hey, pixies are excellent.

Gorillaz makes you feel like you're trapped in a heroin den and unexpectedly its a great place to be.

Hey, come back here-hey, hey! Aaaaaaagggh, darn it! The darn thing got away again.

How does one befriend French waiters? 'Bonjour, my petite... garcon... now kissy-kissy!" I'll get clobbered, won't I.

The Pains of Being Gay At Heart.

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i got a lot of storeys to tell you kinda works as a phrase.
tell is kind of a business thing, that would work with levels of a building.

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Someone just hit me on the head with a meat tenderiser.

Does anyone believe me? Well you should, because it's true. My head bloody hurts now.

I was once mugged by a ginger bread man. I realised it was him when I spotted him wearing my jacket to deliver his loaves.

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of low blood sugar
It is the music of a people who need to eat again!
And when the shoutings of your heart
Echo the shoutings of your lips
A new complaint is about to start when I take a kip

Sing something silly, oh yes.

I may have found the Korrina to my LadyJirachu, the milk to my Bailey's, the teabag to my hot water...

Yep, that's right - Chloe Moretz is lovely. Find a cuter girl, one will not.