The Food Fight Thread

I had this idea randomly, but wouldn't it be awesome to have a virtual food fight? All you have to do is reply a short thing on what food, your fake name, and stuff you have in the cafeteria, and then start the brawl on a role play-esque manner. I think it'd be funny if we all wrote with great effort. So, before this starts, I'll just list myself and then let the battle begin!



Next person to join starts the food fight!

Ben had just sat down to eat, starting with his chocolate pudding as he normally did, when someone next to him suddenly flailed their arms out in a fit of excitement and accidentally whacked the cup right out of his hand! The pudding sailed across the room, landing square on top of Sarah's head. Unfortunately, she wasn't aware that this had been a total accident! Ben sat there speechless after witnessing what just happened.

Things were about to get pretty messy in this cafeteria...

Sarah swiveled her head towards Ben, wiping the goop that'd pooled on her hairline. She looked insane, head covered in pudding, mid-bite in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Lowering the sandwich from her mouth, she clamped her free hand onto a bag of potato chips.

"Food fight!" she screamed. If you payed close attention, you might've been able to detect joy in her declaration. Sarah shoved her palms together on the airy bag until it popped open with a loud exploding sound. By this time, the cafeteria was beginning to be thrown into a frenzy, yet they were all waiting for the first morsel to be launched.

She gripped a handful of potato chips. They crunched under her fingers, all the better. Sarah chucked them at Ben with all of the muscles in her arms.

Ben was showered with potato chips, most of them hitting his face. He was surprised she was able to reach him from that far away; she had a good arm it seemed. He ran his hand down his face to wipe off all the crumbs.

"Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?" he said, not sounding entirely enthused about it, though part of him also felt excited. He'd never been in a food fight before. This felt like an important moment.

Ben shoved his hand into his lunch bag and snatched up a ziplock bag full of orange slices. He took a slice out in his hand and pulled his arm back like he was winding up for a pitch, then launched it at Sarah.

thread revival wave!



John, after being trapped in the crossfire between Sarah and Ben, decides to put an end to both of them.

"It's John time!", he shouted as he unzipped the can of beans and started launching them at Ben and Sarah, leaving both of them astonished and furious.

The fight would get pretty intense from this point onwards...