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The Official Mafia Quote Thread

Seth Rollins

Holding on to You |-/
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  • Age 23
  • Nah
  • Seen Feb 28, 2017
hexag0nsu... | Im just trying to chat you up a lil kara
hexag0nsu... | you seem real cute
Karakitte... | i'm 13
hexag0nsu... | yikes im out

LMAO MARZ
 
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  • Age 27
  • OH
  • Seen Feb 26, 2024
I present to you "Tepig":

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An abstract painting by the chef himself, Syn.
 
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GreyDoof: "I'm cop, gimme is maf"
Me: "Doof is scum. I'm cop and rainbow is inno"
Deputy: *shoots Doof. Doof is confirmed inno.
Everyone: Continues to believe I'm cop.

gg
 

Who's Kiyo?

puking rainbows
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Ice Goddess: i will pray for you so hard
Ice Goddess: that god's dick protrudes out of the sky
Ice Goddess: and slaps your face so hard
Ice Goddess: that your sins spill out and never go back inside
Collector Elwood: Do you ever think about what you say or is it a thing that just happens
Ice Goddess: a mix of both

You can never have too much exposure to Andy.​
 

Jay

[font=Brawler][color=#91a8d4][i]Here comes the boi
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So Shak, Lost Heart, Bidoof FTW and I decided that we were going to sign up for the Swedish Armed Forces.

In other words, we did a test to show our Memory skills, spacial awareness, Concentration, Multitasks.

Most importantly it tested our team work, if one messed up it was game over for all.

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See if you can beat our score scrubs.
 

Who's Kiyo?

puking rainbows
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Last time on epicmafia, the crew meets a rather rambunctious rando ...

Collector... | gnashys
Collector... | whatcha doin
Gnashys | Nothing at all
LostHeart | being a scum whore more like
Gnashys | Someone kill lost please
LostHeart | have i offended your delicate sensibilities

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Gnashys | Bacter
Bacteriop... | Don't call me Bacter
Bacteriop... | that's ew
Gnashys | Is lostheart your boyfriend or something
Collector... | omg
Bacteriop... | <3
LostHeart | too young for my tastes
Bacteriop... | <3
Gnashys | Callin it day 1​
 

GreyBidoof

You used a Master Ball on the GreyBidoof!
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Meanwhile in a game of EpicMafia, Lost was having fun with the randoms...

ausboss: i have 10 guns
GreyBidoof: (clap)
LostHeart: shoot them all
Naian: how tf do you have 10
ausboss: one for each finger
LostHeart: you could almost say
LostHeart: you have 10 finger-bangs
Naian: REKT
 

Who's Kiyo?

puking rainbows
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12
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Bac finds himself in quite a bind on the skype chat!

CHESS | EIORFNEORNFIOERNGOIFERNOGNEOIGE
CHESS | I SPILLED THE GRANOLA
LOST MASQUERADE | NOT THE GRANOLA
CHESS | MY PRECIOUS GRANOLA
CHESS | ALL OVER THE FLOOR
ELWOOD (KIYOSHI) | Chess calm the bahoodly down
JEREMY | hey kiyo between you and me what is your opinion on rimjobs
DELVIN MALLORY | Da booty
ELWOOD (KIYOSHI) | do you really want me to say it in this chat
JEREMY | did you just really ask me that question
CHESS | GRANOLA
CHESS | I'M STILL NOT OVER IT

Syn's friends react to his constant deaths on night zero.

KingSyn, sided with the village, was put to restt.
CollectorElwood | he must be raging
Bardothren | Captain obvious, here to save the day!
CollectorElwood | Bard I s2g I will eat your skin with a bowl of brown rice

Elwood and Syn bond in the deadchat!

KingSyn | personally I've been eating the booty like groceries since I was 12
CollectorElwood | well maybe if boys expressed interest in me I'd eat them
CollectorElwood | But there are no boys
CollectorElwood | And by eat them I of course mean
CollectorElwood | Cannibalism
KingSyn | this is not until dawn sir please desist
CollectorElwood | make me
CollectorElwood | I'll drizzle your innards with high fructose corn syrup


Bardothren plays a little unconventionally.

Bardothren | Heads, I vote Bac.
Bardothren | Tails, I blow my own brains out with the fabbed gun.
GreyBidoof | ...
Bardothren | It was tails.
GreyBidoof | crap.

And that's what you missed on Glee.​
 
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