What would YOU do in a certain scenario?

E) DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY'RE POISONED YOU'VE BEEN SUBJECTED TO SO MANY CREAMY TOXINS AT THIS POINT YOU'RE PROBABLY IMMUNE.

Bardothren writes a brilliant piece of fan-fiction, and you've heard nothing but good reviews ... he's not pressuring you into reading it or even so much as brought it up, but you know he'd appreciate a review ...

A) Help a brother out! Even if it's not your taste, you would've liked him to do the same if it was you!

B) Print out a copy, burn it, then scoop up the ashes and drink it in your morning glass of milk.

C) Option B scared me I need an adult.

D) What's fanfiction.

E) I am Bardothren - Kiyoshi, stop writing stupid shit about me.

F) Start a flame war in the comments section.​

D) WE DIDN'T START LISTING THEM FOR NOTHING

*Hires spies to kidnap Nurse Joy*

The music for Sunyshore City won't stop obsessively playing in your head. What do you do?

A) THIS IS A DREAM YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

B) Hell is real.

C) WHY CAN'T I STOP DANCING

D) What is music.

E) Infect others and takeover the world.​

OH MY GOODNESS YOU AND YOUR SHOT GUNS BARDO

THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY SUB-FORUM

But C because knowing that is important.

You get a TM for the move Flamethrower. What do you do?

A) Dance to Uptown Funk.

B) Use it on yourself to gain fire powers.

C) Use it on your Pokemon because this is the option that makes sense.

D) Cry.

E) Obligatory "What's a/an [x]" joke.

F) Burn the disc metaphorically.​

THIS ISN'T A SHOTGUN SCENARIO. COSTUMES AREN'T ALIVE. YOU LITERALLY WOKE UP AND HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU ARE. WHERE WOULD YOU GET ACCESS TO A SHOTGUN. BARDO Y U DU DIS.

ALSO B WHERE IS THE NEAREST TYPHLOSION

Thank you for waiting. We hope to see you again!

A) These aren't my Pokemon, ma'am, you've got the wrong trainer.

B) Take the PokeBalls and run.

C) Punch Nurse Joy in the face and then list how you were kicked out on #TeamTrivia's corresponding thread.

D) Where am I.​

E. Ju- just E, Bardo.

You have become a PokeStar Studio star! First action as a brilliant new celebrity?

A) COCAINE!

B) Sharpen my acting skills - the public won't continue to love me if I suck!

C) Reveal your true identify as Zubatman.

D) Spend all your money on tiny wrinkled up pieces of paper and used candy.

E) Tour with Roxie's band.

F) Have emotional breakdown and cry.​

D)

I know ur sekretz

A stranger compliments that you're looking great today, and you turn around only to find that they're Giovanni of Team Rocket!

A) And with my new fresh and stylish look I defeat him!

B) Hey sexy how u doin ;}

C) Do a Bardo and shoot him with the thing

D) Accept the compliment, but make sure you give him a backhanded one in return. Haha, now he'll be so humiliated. That'll teach him to slaughter innocent Pokemon.​

C OH GOD HOW EMBARRASSING

You're at a Pokemon convention and you're cosplaying as Sonic the Hedgehog!

A) WAIT WRONG ROOM I'M SO SORRY #SociallyDead

B) Strut confidently through the stalls, ignoring confused glances.

C) Strip naked and run free through the convention hall until you're arrested.

D) What do you mean I left my house for more than five minutes.​