The 1st one.
WYR, Have to battle 100 of Cynthia's Garchomps or 100 of Whitney's Miltanks?

The second one, knowing that Arceus-Fighting can solve the issue.

WYR be Reshiram or Zekrom?

Zekrom all the way!!!!

WYR fly on a pidgey or a pidove?

pidgey cause i like him more

WYR have your hair cut by a scyther or bisharp?

I'd rather be killed by a Syther thank you very much.
Would you rather
Kiss a Smoochum or a Jynx?

I'd rather kiss a Smoochum. At least it's kind of cute.

Would you rather be able to buy Master Balls or have Whitney replace Rollout with Tackle?

Master Balls obviously then it's easier to catch the roamers. WYR, Battle.Prof. Oak or Prof. Rowan?

Oak. Rowan sounds a little tougher.


Would you rather date May or Dawn?

May, she... is... stunning! I love gen 3, I make this so obvious. But yeah, she'd be my perfect counterpart.

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You forgot the "Would you Rather"

...and REALLY? I always thought dawn looked cuter since she didn't have those diagonal strips of hair like May did. OH well... I guess I'll set up another instance.


Would you rather Train an entire team of Dratini's into Dragonites or Train a Bellsprout (NO evolving) to level 100?

Oops sorry, Dratini into Dragonite.
I still like May better, I'm a Hoenn person.
WYR be eaten by Muk or Garbador

Muk.

Would you rather eat a poffin or drink some aprijuice?

Muk, not as messy and dirty as Garbador?
I also agree with pika kitten, May is a hawt potato! :3

WYR be squashed by Golurk or Rhyperior? :3

WOW. That screwed up.

Muk?! It came from the sewer! Garbador is just trash. Eww.
Pokeblock, I state this so many times on PC, I'm a Hoenn person.
but Poffin since Apricorns seem like they wouldn't taste good plus that's what Pokeballs are made of I'm scared I'll be trapped inside or something. Pokemon don't get sucked.in because they're too powerful to be sucked by the weak Aprijuice suction force.

WYR Eat a Pokeblock or a Berry?

Ninja'd! I'd pick Golurk I find him cooler so he gets to kill me. Also, yep May is the best.

berry.they're meant for humans and pokemon.would you rather have a wigglytuff use attract on you,or have a fist fight with a lucario?

So basically. WYR Kiss a big chubby Pokemon or die? Wigglytuff.

WYR
Have your soul devoured by Shedinja or Dusknoir.

duxnoir.at least he's freaking awesome.
would you rather have to kill a shiny pokemon or have to battle all of the champions in a row?

Battle all of the champions. I have NEVER gotten a shiny in my 12 years of playing Pokemon. It's almost saddening for me.


Would you rather Teach Blissey Toxic or Thunder Wave?

thunder wave.
would you rather have your hard earned team eaten by kyurem or have all wild pokemon replaced by bidoof for 5 months?

Second one. How bad can it be? I might regret it but, yeeaa!!

Would you rather wear Bronzong on your head and have some one hit it with a hammer like gong, really hard! for 3 minutes OR Wake up on a bed covered with Cacnea, Geodudes as a pillow and Nidokings as blankets?

I would rather be deafened by the Bronzong. I feel like I'd be crushed the other way.


Would you rather buy Super Potions, or Soda Pop?

Soda Pop me and my pokemon can both enjoy it. WYR eat miltank or Taurus?

O.o ...uh Milktank since i dont eat ox, and Tauros happens to be on my HG team

WYR be shrunken to the size of an action figure inside a hungry Mightyena's nest or fight a Sawk in the grand finals of a martial arts tournament?

I'd fight a Sawk.

Would you rather fight a Charizard with rocks as weapons or just fight an Electrode?

Beinf fried is probably quicker than melting.

WYR explore Kanto or Hoenn on foot?