Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but an elephant steps on it.
I wish I had an Omelette.

Granted, but it's burnt.
I wish I could fly.~

Granted but it vanishes mid flight.

I wish Josh would stop whining, it's depressing.

I refuse to acknowledge ^'s post.

granted but you r cursed 2 b depressed 4 ever

i granted ure unwished wish

i wish to be the evil overlord of the galaxy
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Granted, but you get overthrown 30 seconds afterwards.

I wish I had chocolate cake right now.

Granted, but Darth Vader gets bored and leaves you alive.
I wish I had a puppy. :3

granted but it naws on ur face

i wish that this wish wasnt(LOL)

Granted, but I corrupted it anyway.

I wish I had a laptop.

Granted, but an elephant steps on it, and explodes.
I wish I had an elephant.

grated but it explodes

i wis for death of savarnee samuda (PERSON)

granted but she comes back (as a ZOMBIE!!!)
I wish i could actually focus on my year 12 assessment...

Granted, but it'll end up to nothing, because there are nothing to assess...

I wish for some durian.

Granted, but it was rotten.
I wish my exploded elphant came back :'<

granted, but it exploded again.

I wish to have a 'loyal' pet dragon

Garanted, but it exploded at the same time as my elephant.
I wish I had a bomb shelter

Granted, but it was a shoddy one that was put together terribly and fell apart, just as a Nuclear bomb exploded near you.

I wish to have unlimited supplies of DINNER

Granted, but you get no dessert.
I wish I could become invisible!

Granted, but your inaudible too causing you TO GO INSANE!

I wish I lick my toe and it wouldn't be gross at all.