"J-JOHNNY SENPAI!" The loud squeal cut through the imposing crowd, causing a few of the cheering masses to turn & look at the source. A couple of travellers from foreign lands gave dirty glances, but Alex simply gave a sheepish grin and continued cheering.
It had been known for several days now that Johnny was due to become the new moderator, however, he was yet to receive an official coronation. Suddenly, a figure appeared from the far left door, causing the crowd to erupt in screams, though they were short lived. Instead of Johnny stood a grave faced man, with a cape of... puff pastry?
"Hello, hello. As I'm sure all of you are aware, we shall be celebrating the birth of a new moderator today, Johnny!"
Screams erupted from the crowd, and a full brass orchestra started playing as the soon to be leader entered the scene.
Just these words emanating from his mouth & reverberating from speaker to speaker caused several members of the audience to kneel... er faint to the floor. It didn't change the morale for too long, as the Emergzehncy Services got to work fast. The night continued a jovial one for most, basking in celebration of what would later be called the rise of "the new ug age".
However, it was far from a peaceful night for others. A rogue group fronted by Pecilia "not my moderator" Gindizzle had formed, vowing to get rid of the new Moderator. After a night of plotting & scheming they'd finally concocted a half assed plan to kick the king of his throne.
The next morning, spirits were still high. A new bar had opened, courtesy of Abby, and many people had gathered to have a taste of their favorite tipple & witness a drunken Bardothren violently convulsing on the floor. Once again the Emergzehncy Services came to aide, though this would have more severe consequences, as Pecilia, bard's helper would have to take over the economics.
Over the next few days, life returned to normal. While Pecilia clearly wasn't looking out for the best interest of everyone, he continued to avoid suspicion. One afternoon however, things took an unexpected turn. A notorious nomad, Klippy, had ventured his way back into the underground, and Nero, who had become something of a messenger raced to tell everyone. Once again, masses flocked to see the return of one of the most notorious residents, gasping at his malnourished body. 3 figures however- Pecilia, Nakuzami & Nani left from behind to visit the bar.
While in the bar, the trio used their spectacular skills to craft a poison to add to Johnny's favorite drink, Mate! Eventually, everyone left the scent to resume their activities, Johnny deciding to stop & get a drink. As Abby tended to his needs, he started spinning a fable of wild love between him and another, Abby laughing off the obvious fake. He then placed the fresh cup of mate on the counter, and exited to the back.
Alex, who was cleaning glasses, was the first to notice Johnny?s unconsciousness. He raised the alarm, waiting for the Emergzehncy services to arrive. They never did. Instead, the so called Salty Zorua came, bearing a wide grin across her face. This raised the suspicions of a few people hanging around the bar, who promptly ganged up on her, desi even brandishing a sword made of manga. He?s a weeb. Nani giggled, her cockiness and overall arrogance on full display.
A couple of weeks later, Bardothren & Johnny were back to their regular activities, Bardothren keeping money locked away, and Johnny Dealing with minor squabbles. However, as dawn struck this fateful day, the peaceful community once again took on a cover of turmoil. Nakuzami had been seen holding a knife, and entering the Innocent Nagi?s house. As Johnny did his daily check to make sure everyone was set to do work, he noticed Nagi's disappearance, raising the alarm with GP, who had gotten his face stuck into a cherry pie. Realising that that was hopeless, he ran to the pie?s assistants, Nicki & Sophie, two migrants fleeing from the evil clutches of the dictator Skaipen. Immediately they started chasing the town, crashing into each other multiple times and ending up in ahem? compromising positions.
It was actually Pecilia who heard Nagi's cries for help, in the abandoned basement of Shak?s Shack. He began to gather 5 civilians to take with him into the basement. Abby, Rabinov, Johnny, Nani & Bardothren were all brought to the scene, while a song of romance serenaded the background, courtesy of Bac.
Upon entering the dense, dank chamber, things took a dramatic turn. Nagi, who was facing the corner, turned around, brandishing a knife at Johnny. Nani then took this moment to passionately kiss bard. (Why would you do that???????) this triggered cyanide to transmit into Bard?s bloodstream, leaving him unconscious on the floor, not unlike a drunk, certainly not unfamiliar to him. Rabi tried to fight off Nakuzami, but he got double teamed with Pecilia, taking him out, flying through the air with a light show behind him. Smiling under her breath, Nagi exclaimed ?GAME?.
Two were left to fend off against the forces of evil, but almost immediately, Nakuzami had bludgeoned Abby, leaving him on the cold floor, limp, lifeless. Johnny gave a valiant effort to fight back against the four, however, their combined strength was going to be too much for him? until Abby gave the facade, and saved Johnny! Then the emergzehncy services came and healed Bardothren back to life yay! Rabi however, was still dead af.
Impressed by his valiant efforts in protecting the lives of the underground, both Johnny & GP decided that Abby was fit to protect the village, giving him the keys to a cool crib & car.
It had been known for several days now that Johnny was due to become the new moderator, however, he was yet to receive an official coronation. Suddenly, a figure appeared from the far left door, causing the crowd to erupt in screams, though they were short lived. Instead of Johnny stood a grave faced man, with a cape of... puff pastry?
"Hello, hello. As I'm sure all of you are aware, we shall be celebrating the birth of a new moderator today, Johnny!"
Screams erupted from the crowd, and a full brass orchestra started playing as the soon to be leader entered the scene.
Johnny said:
Just these words emanating from his mouth & reverberating from speaker to speaker caused several members of the audience to kneel... er faint to the floor. It didn't change the morale for too long, as the Emergzehncy Services got to work fast. The night continued a jovial one for most, basking in celebration of what would later be called the rise of "the new ug age".
However, it was far from a peaceful night for others. A rogue group fronted by Pecilia "not my moderator" Gindizzle had formed, vowing to get rid of the new Moderator. After a night of plotting & scheming they'd finally concocted a half assed plan to kick the king of his throne.
The next morning, spirits were still high. A new bar had opened, courtesy of Abby, and many people had gathered to have a taste of their favorite tipple & witness a drunken Bardothren violently convulsing on the floor. Once again the Emergzehncy Services came to aide, though this would have more severe consequences, as Pecilia, bard's helper would have to take over the economics.
Over the next few days, life returned to normal. While Pecilia clearly wasn't looking out for the best interest of everyone, he continued to avoid suspicion. One afternoon however, things took an unexpected turn. A notorious nomad, Klippy, had ventured his way back into the underground, and Nero, who had become something of a messenger raced to tell everyone. Once again, masses flocked to see the return of one of the most notorious residents, gasping at his malnourished body. 3 figures however- Pecilia, Nakuzami & Nani left from behind to visit the bar.
While in the bar, the trio used their spectacular skills to craft a poison to add to Johnny's favorite drink, Mate! Eventually, everyone left the scent to resume their activities, Johnny deciding to stop & get a drink. As Abby tended to his needs, he started spinning a fable of wild love between him and another, Abby laughing off the obvious fake. He then placed the fresh cup of mate on the counter, and exited to the back.
Alex, who was cleaning glasses, was the first to notice Johnny?s unconsciousness. He raised the alarm, waiting for the Emergzehncy services to arrive. They never did. Instead, the so called Salty Zorua came, bearing a wide grin across her face. This raised the suspicions of a few people hanging around the bar, who promptly ganged up on her, desi even brandishing a sword made of manga. He?s a weeb. Nani giggled, her cockiness and overall arrogance on full display.
A couple of weeks later, Bardothren & Johnny were back to their regular activities, Bardothren keeping money locked away, and Johnny Dealing with minor squabbles. However, as dawn struck this fateful day, the peaceful community once again took on a cover of turmoil. Nakuzami had been seen holding a knife, and entering the Innocent Nagi?s house. As Johnny did his daily check to make sure everyone was set to do work, he noticed Nagi's disappearance, raising the alarm with GP, who had gotten his face stuck into a cherry pie. Realising that that was hopeless, he ran to the pie?s assistants, Nicki & Sophie, two migrants fleeing from the evil clutches of the dictator Skaipen. Immediately they started chasing the town, crashing into each other multiple times and ending up in ahem? compromising positions.
It was actually Pecilia who heard Nagi's cries for help, in the abandoned basement of Shak?s Shack. He began to gather 5 civilians to take with him into the basement. Abby, Rabinov, Johnny, Nani & Bardothren were all brought to the scene, while a song of romance serenaded the background, courtesy of Bac.
Upon entering the dense, dank chamber, things took a dramatic turn. Nagi, who was facing the corner, turned around, brandishing a knife at Johnny. Nani then took this moment to passionately kiss bard. (Why would you do that???????) this triggered cyanide to transmit into Bard?s bloodstream, leaving him unconscious on the floor, not unlike a drunk, certainly not unfamiliar to him. Rabi tried to fight off Nakuzami, but he got double teamed with Pecilia, taking him out, flying through the air with a light show behind him. Smiling under her breath, Nagi exclaimed ?GAME?.
Two were left to fend off against the forces of evil, but almost immediately, Nakuzami had bludgeoned Abby, leaving him on the cold floor, limp, lifeless. Johnny gave a valiant effort to fight back against the four, however, their combined strength was going to be too much for him? until Abby gave the facade, and saved Johnny! Then the emergzehncy services came and healed Bardothren back to life yay! Rabi however, was still dead af.
Impressed by his valiant efforts in protecting the lives of the underground, both Johnny & GP decided that Abby was fit to protect the village, giving him the keys to a cool crib & car.
