Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted but it comes to life and kills you like chuckie.

I wish to have all of the knowledge in the world.

granted....but u become suddenly overwhelmed with the pain of knowing things that u dont want to know and jump out of a plane.
i wish i could bench 1000 lbs

Granted, but then you become overlycocky and try to press 2000 lbs and it falls on you and you choke to death.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but...huh...you...can't get the hang of it and fall down 200 feet from the sky. ^^;

I wish for...a glass of water..

u dont get it hahaha
i wish i had a dollar

Granted. Here's you buck. 1.

I wish for questions to be less opinionated.

Granted. They are now all fact based and are without a purpose because in asking the question the awnser is realized.

I wish for Username puns!

Granted. Unfortunately, as every username must contain a pun, the pool of availiable puns runs out, and no new members can come up with new puns. Pretty soon, forums are flooded with repeats of "Poke-man" and Pika-you". It becomes impossible to distinguish spammers from real members, and in an act of pure desperation, every single member is permanently banned, and the forum closes forever. (Now I'm out of breath.)

I wish I had a pet Raichu who plays Smash Brothers with me.

Granted. Raichu have no thumbs and are known to be aggressive. Have fun~

I wish for fresh orange juice.

Granted, but the juice is without any sugar and so is too bland for your liking :3

I wish people would stop commenting on how my Username is redundant >.>...

Granted. Now they flood your inbox with lame poetry requests. By the time you read this, you will have 5,000 PM's asking for poems about fruit.

I wish that the corruption of this wish would itself be corrupted.

(btw Raichu DO have thumbs, don't they? Four fingers, counting the thumbs, because I know Pikachu have thumbs...some1 got a good pic?)

Declined... and by declining it, I have granted your wish. :)

I wish for an endless paradox....

I corrupt your wish, so that it isn't corrupted. Since it isn't corrupted, it CAN'T be corrupted. But since it can't be corrupted, it can't be corrupted to become immune to corruption. Since it isn't immune to corruption, it is, in fact, corrupted so that is isn't corrupted. But this gives it immunity to corruption, so that it can't be corrupted to have said immunity. (Enjoy mulling that over for awhile.)

Having been promptly proven wrong, I instead rescind my previous wish and wish for a PIKACHU (since they DO have thumbs) who plays Smash Brothers with me.

Granted, but this Pikachu was born without thumbs :P

I wish for Fire and Ice :3

Granted. Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat freezes you solid, then Skorpion melts you into a puddle.

Ok, third time's the charm. I wish my Pikachu friend did have thumbs, and neither he nor me will lose or gain anything extranneous as a result of this wish.

Granted, but your Pikachu evolves >.>... (Hmm, and how many thumbs do Raichus have? :P)

I wish for an anagram :3

meh...ok but its crap

i wish my internet wasn't down the past 2 months ._.

it's up but the only website you can go on is a website of paint drying.
I wish I had x-ray eyes!

ok....but you can only see through the clothes of old people..... O_O'

i wish for a lawyer

granted. but he's an idiot. he gets confused and ends up , somehow sending you to jail for a murder.
I wish I wasn't so weak XD