Embarrassing moments in your life?

Anything humiliating you've done that you can't live down.

My 2 friends on the bus in 9th grade took my phone and spent the whole ride looking through my weird search history and stupid messages

I was scared they were going to start passing the phone around, luckily they didn't.

ZeoStar said:

My 2 friends on the bus in 9th grade took my phone and spent the whole ride looking through my weird search history and stupid messages

I was scared they were going to start passing the phone around, luckily they didn't.

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Incognito Browsing, my friend.

One time I got fired from a Pokemon forum.

Most things I've said while on a Manic episode. I'm sure it made perfect sense to me at the time, but not under normal circumstances. :/

The most recent embarrassing moment I had was when I went to an audition. The judges will send 10 people at a time and tell us to do exercises together. On one exercise, we all had to balance on one leg for two minutes and I was the only person in the room who couldn't balance on one leg.

Everyday feels like an embarrassment, my man.

Indeed

I was taking this final exam once, and I was super tired that day - really glad and just ready to get out of there when I finished it, and when I went to turn it in I expected to just drop off my papers at the front of the hall with the TAs and leave, as usual, but the professor personally took my papers and reached out to shake my hand, gave me a big smile and said thank you.

In my groggy state I wasn't expecting this interaction, and instead of saying at least "thank you" back or something I reflexively said "yup" and nothing else for some reason when I took his hand and I still cringe thinking about how awkward that was

I failed grade 10 math with a mere 39%
It was more embarrassing than anything else.

Kitty said:

my life is an embarrassment

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I've done nothing an international move couldn't fix.

That being said my younger years had a decent amount of cringe involved.

Glad to say I don't know the same people now.

As I was leaving an interview, I shook hands and said thanks, turned and walked into a wall.
Everyone around lost it.

when I puked at an bus stop

Just two weeks before I finished my internship, my colleagues discovered that I was a fan of MLP:FiM by browsing through my Facebook account. I hadn't used Facebook in years, but someone who I had introduced the show to thanked me by writing a message on Facebook saying "Thanks for showing me this, this girl's now a full brony too!"

Those last few weeks were really awkward as a result. I tried to just claim that my Facebook account got hacked and I wiped my entire profile immediately afterwards, but I could tell that most of them didn't buy it. I'm almost glad they ended up not hiring me.

every single moment in my life is an embarrassing moment

My one and so far only optional physics course was a flop all around. Even though we were allowed to use a book that had almost all the required formulas in it during the exam, I still managed to use all the absolutely wrong ones and on a scale of 4 to 10 I got a grade of 5. It's a passed course alright but still; it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if the teacher was laughing at my sorry attempts at answers while looking through that exam.

When I reply to my FB messages after 10 days and they be like "Hello! who are you young boy?"

One time I was performing and my mic came unplugged and I just stared at my mic like "oh no" and tapped it, I felt somewhat embarrassed but the crowd loved it and thought it was part of the performance.

VoltYellow said:

When I reply to my FB messages after 10 days and they be like "Hello! who are you going boy?"

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"Hello! who are you going boy?" this sentence doesn't make sense?