Songfic Short - It's Me Again, Misty

Just a little something to make you giggle from the deranged mind of Mister Myuu :laugh:


It?s Me Again, Misty
Inspired by ?It?s Me Again, Margaret? by Ray Stevens



Well, there once was a feller named James McVane
and he only had just one thought on his brain.
Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone
and call the same lady on a pay telephone?

'It's me again, Misty? he he he he he
Hello, is this Misty? Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
You don't know me, Misty, but I know you.'

Well, this upset the lady and it gave her the blues.
So she called up the police, said 'What shall I do?'
Well Officer Jenny came ?round to her home
and eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone?

'It's me again, Misty... he he he he
Hello, is this Misty? Hoo hoo hoo hoo
I know it's you, Misty?
Are you naked?
He he he he he hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo'

Well, they called up the vice squad and they traced him on down
to a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town.
It was there that Jenny, with her field glasses read
the lips of that amorous man as he said?

'It's me again, Misty... he he he he
Hello? Is this...is this Misty? Hoo hoo hoo hoo
I know it's you, Misty?
Wanna hear me bark like a happy Growlithe...
Woof woof woof woof woof
Hee hee hee hee hee'

Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown
and they allowed him one phone call before the jailer came round.
He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat
then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke

'It's me again, Misty... he he he he he
They got me, Misty. Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
You ain't going to miss me, Misty, I know that
But I'll miss you.
And when I get out, Misty,
I'm going to come over there with an eggbeater
And a live chicken, and some cool whip!
We'll have a good old time, Misty!