You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

Banned coz I liek Mudkipz, not Swampert >:

Banned cos my starter in Ruby was a FEMALE Swampert.

Banned coz Swampert color are cool

BANNED cuz thats not a reason to ban Swampert :)

Banned cos Swampert has a bad weakness in grass. I used him as a starter in Emerald twice already:)

BANNED! because Hikari10 never answered my question! There's only one option left....
???: Wait...is that HIM?!
DARKPOKEBALL: Say that sounds like...
???: DARKPOKEBALL!
DARKPOKEBALL: COSMOTONE!
*Darkpokeball runs away, and runs into Celebi. After being sent hurtling through the timestream, Darkpokeball slowly wakes up...dizzily...*
DARKPOKEBALL: Wh--where am I? *looks around* Oh...no. WHEN am I?!

Banned for allowing little Pokemon like Meowth to wield a potential weapon such as a chainsaw. Anyway, a Meowth wouldn't be able to handle a chainsaw properly as its too heavy for it ;)

Banned cuz Pikachu stinks.
Me: Crap. Darkpokeball's gone.
Vixen: What do we do now?
Me: Maybe we should try and find Giratina... He'll know exactly where Dialga and Palkia are... And thus he'll know where Meowth is.
Vixen: So.. I'm hearing that we're off to the World Abyss?
Me: Yep. Back through the portal!

Banned cos my Miltank in SoulSilver had an almost-identical moveset to Whitney's, except mine knew Strength instead of Rollout.

Banned cause we sent the space globe to pokemon emerald and then cloned two extra copies

Me:Now everyone has their own happy?
Kokotko and Glacier: Yes.
Me: Hey look Meloetta.
Meloetta: Can i join your rescue team?
Me: Sure *Cue recruitment jingle*

Banned cos you traded in an unacceptable way.

Me: What a settle! Now, with Meloetta on our side, it's time to rescue Palkia and Dialga from Darkpokeball's hands before he unites with Cosmotone!
Meloetta: Hold on, hold on. I dunno what are you talking about.
Glacier: Never mind, we'll explain en route.
Nineray: Yes, there's little time to spare and we don't even know where to go...let's get out of this place!

BANNED! because I'm still very...VERY lost.

DIALGA: MEOWTH, YOUR PUNY HUMAN FRIEND HAS BEEN CAUGHT IN A FOREIGN PLACE OF THE TIMESTREAAAAM!
MEOWTH: Oh no! We've got to rescue him!
DIALGA: BUT COSMOTONE IS IN DANGER...
MEOWTH: What?
DIALGA: HE'S ABOUT TO BE KIDNAPPED BY A MELOETTA, A KOKOTKO, AND A NINERAY.
MEOWTH: Blast! Well, Darkpokeball has to be by himself for a while....I've got to go warn Cosmotone!

Banned because the Ash in your avatar is evil
Me: C'mon, we have to keep running!
Vixen: Yes, there's Meowth! But where's Dialga?
Meowth: No time to explain. Lets just say its got something to do with a Melotta, Victini, Cyndaquil and Glaceon all with space globes.
Me: But ---
Meowth: Just go already!

BANNED becuz i dont know what your story is about...what is it about?

Banned cos I see a Swampert!

Banned cause i heard you liek biancas and milktanks.

Me: Tonight we dine in treasure town!! But tomorrow im thinking Mcgolducksalds.
Glacier:But i hate Mcgolduckalds how about Tauros Burger?
Kokotko: I'm fine with anything.
Meloetta: As am I.
Me: Don't forget though, after we finish eating tomorrow we have to continue our search for cosmotone the next day. Until then I got us rooms at a 5 Starmie Hotel.
Everyone: Hurray!

Banned cos I'm also a Mei, Hilda, Colress, Cheren, Roxie and Elesa fangirl.

Yeah, lots of Gen 5 characters.

Cosmotone8 said:

Lets just say its got something to do with a Melotta, Victini, Cyndaquil and Glaceon all with space globes...

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Banned cos I'm a Pikachu and not Victini!

Me: Let's eat! Finally, that adventure with globes made me pretty hungry...
Meloetta: oh yes, I haven't eaten for a long time either!
Nineray: I'm so sleepy, think I'll go to bed early today. However, not before I devour the food supplies!
*munch, munch*...
*BOOM* , a space time rift suddenly opened right in the middle of the room, sucking everyone in. A distant sound became audible: "Palkiaaa..."

Banned cuz Nineray is the Victini
Meowth: Okay, looks like we're safe for now.
Me: Why were we running again?
Meowth: Nineray is hunting you down with his ever-expanding team
Vixen: Oh. That's not good.
Me: What do we do?
Meowth: Well we have to find Darkpokeball and make him write me my own fanfi--- er...I mean we have to find him so he can help us.

Banned cos I totally forgot(thought he was a Cyndaquil, silly me)

Nineray: W-what was that? I'm sure I heard a Palkia. That means that it must have triggered that hole! Maybe it brought us so that we can liberate it from Darkpokeball! It's
prime time for searching for it.
Meloetta: Right,right, but some rest first. I'm in no condition for proceeding anywhere...without dinner.
Me: Nope. I'm sorry Meloetta, but we can't afford wasting time. If we confront Darkpokeball alone, without Cosmotone, we'll outnumber him and the Chainsaw Meowth and cancel his claims on the legendary duo!
*Looks around and spots some large footprints.*
This way!