Pretend I had a Wii so I could play the game. Pretend I was a Fire Truck and you were an ambulance. But then I wet you and then you DIED! Pretend I brought you back to life... And then we played MOM and DAD. And then i lived at Uncle Tony's house. And then we got married in Canada because we were gay... And then we got a divorce because you got cookie crumbs on the bed. Pretend... And then i got married to a car because i liked to drive it.