Funny/Embarrassing Stories...

Started by Kayleigh October 7th, 2003 6:35 PM
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22sa

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Here you can tell about any kind of funny or embarrassing story that you know. =P It can either have happened to you, or someone you know. Since I'm such a klutz I have thousands that I could post, but I'll wait until there are some replies, lol. ^_^;
Embrassing.

I was late this one day.

I walk into the wrong class but didn't know I was in the wrong class.

Walked to the middle of the classroom.

Class laughed.

I looked at the teacher.

Teacher similied and told me "wrong class!"

Sha-BAM!

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I was in an outter town tournament for hockey when I was younger maybe around the ages 10-12 anyway I got hit from behind by this player so obviously I took it personal so I got up and just leveled the person into the boards so hard that the persons helmet flew off, it ended up being a girl I was like "Oh gawd! I'm sorry" then my team laughed at me and I got in trouble by my dad along with a penalty for boarding lol

Another one I have on tape actually where it's my first season I was like 6 or 7 years old and I got hit by another little kid I sat down on the ice for like a solid 3 to 4 minutes just fixing my glove and looking around so innocently, I showed my friends it and they cracked up laughing at me because the thing about it was I never noticed until they started laughing. I guess it's just something you have to see for yourself *shrugs*
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At my old church, they had this huge game room in the back where the kids/teenagers could hang out and do whatever - even play sports! Well, my friend and I, being the really smart people we are, were chasing each other around throwing a flat soccer ball at each other. --; Then she hit me in the head. Once my senses finally returned I picked up the ball and decided to kick it at her. Baaaaddd mistake. O_o Even though my aim is terrible, I can still kick stuff really high, which is exactly what happened. Instead of whacking her on the head, it flew up and hit this huge light on the ceiling, causing it to crash down onto the concrete floor! Ack... as if that wasn't bad enough, the guy I [used] to like walked in. *sweatdrop* And he never would've known I did it if some blabber mouth girl hadn't been standing there telling everyone, lol. :tired: So.. there's one of my embarrassing stories.

And no... the flat soccer ball didn't hurt you when you got hit with it. XP

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Well once, when I went to the movies and my brother came to pick me up, and there was a car that was the exact same as my brothers, and I got in it, I immediatly got out as soon as I realized my mistake to avoid the embarrasment.
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Mine's sorta gross. XD Anyways...

I remember in third grade I was feeling ill, so my teacher let me go to the restroom. When I came back she asked how I was doing.
Well, I was in the doorway when she asked this, and having the loud voice I do, I said, "I had diarrhea!" So the other classrooms could probally hear me as well. (and I looked so cheerful saying it too.). She had this hilarious expression on her face and the whole class stared at me for a long time.
I was talking about this with my friend Ryan a couple of days ago. He sat by me that year, and he said everyone kept asking him if it stunk over there. XD I bursted out laughing when he told me this.

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Ummm....my friend in my class's most embarassing story
We had this swimming program in fourth grade. There were 11 girls &
10 showers...:( you can guess what happened then....
(hint: they took the shower at the same time...)
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my sunday school teacher told me about this one... i don't know if it's made up to catch our attention or not, but still very embarrassing (and to some of you funny)

Girl: "So..." *blushes* "Do you want to... go out with me?"
Boy: "Go out? Go out where?"
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my sunday school teacher told me about this one... i don't know if it's made up to catch our attention or not, but still very embarrassing (and to some of you funny)

Girl: "So..." *blushes* "Do you want to... go out with me?"
Boy: "Go out? Go out where?"
Where exactly does the girl mean?


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originally the girl was doing the hard part is starting a relationship, being the one on the active side to ask the boy to a date (kind of...)... but the answer is rather... inconclusive and dumbstruck
Oh I get it, that's why the girl was blushing :laugh:


"When you live so close together for a year's time and you stay back and they go and don't come back, I think you suffer worse than they do." -William Procter

Two kinds of people are staying on this beach, the dead and those who are going to die. Now let's get the hell out of here." -Col. George A. Taylor

"You will kill 10 of our men, and we will kill 1 of yours, and in the end it will be you who tire of it." -Ho Chi Minh (Nguyen Tat Thanh)

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lol. Here's one of my most embrassing moments... XD;
I was in Kindergaten, it was almost time to go home, but I suddenly had an urge to go to the bathroom/restroom. I asked the teacher, she told me to wait, since it was almost time to leave. I couldn't hold it anymore, then... I *cough cough* on my pants. And I did it in front of my crush. >"< They called me "Pixie girl" for the whole year... Embrassing! >"< (Don't know why, though...) X_x;


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LOL! Well, I know a funny story that my mom told me. One time in winter, there was a huge snowstorm where they lived. That morning everyone was craving donuts, so they all piled up into my grandfather's jeep (There were about nine people. @[email protected]) and drove into town to the little donut shop, during the storm. XD Talk about donut-obsessed people! But really, I don't think my family's that crazy anymore.. I don't think. >_>

We should be twin sisters, Miyu! =P Since we're both klutzy too, lol.

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lol. Here's one of my most embrassing moments... XD;
I was in Kindergaten, it was almost time to go home, but I suddenly had an urge to go to the bathroom/restroom. I asked the teacher, she told me to wait, since it was almost time to leave. I couldn't hold it anymore, then... I *cough cough* on my pants. And I did it in front of my crush. >"< They called me "Pixie girl" for the whole year... Embrassing! >"< (Don't know why, though...) X_x;
Ouch, that must've been unhappy, unhappy. O_O;;; It happened to me before... *stops thinking about it* ;) (It's at least 10% sicker x_x)
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that's kinda bad when it happens in front of your crush....

I didn't know crushes existed in kindergarten....
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LOL! Well, I know a funny story that my mom told me. One time in winter, there was a huge snowstorm where they lived. That morning everyone was craving donuts, so they all piled up into my grandfather's jeep (There were about nine people. @[email protected]) and drove into town to the little donut shop, during the storm. XD Talk about donut-obsessed people! But really, I don't think my family's that crazy anymore.. I don't think. >_>

We should be twin sisters, Miyu! =P Since we're both klutzy too, lol.
If we're twin sisters, how come you have green eyes and brown hair? ;P J/K

And 22sa, Yes, it was unhappy... ;_;

And Shome, yes that was my first, and last crush. T.T


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n_n

well... here goes my friend's embarrasment....
It was the school play night and he was on stage with other ppl doing a dance. and then.... his pants nearly fell open.... the costume had a lace holding the pants from the shoulder and one tore... seconds later he was off the stage... the other lace tore aswell...
HIS PANTS FELL OPEN.... lucky he had his unlucky underpants....

heh.... it could happen to anyone...
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ME? When I play checkers with Silen...I almost win but I let Silen delete 2 of my unit and I lose...that was funniest thing ever...who will accept my challenge? If you have MSN, put me in your buddy list and play checkers with me...
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thats not embarrasing...
I lost to you 5 to 0...
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Lol, true! Well, we can be those kinds of twins that aren't identical. XD
But you still have a different birthfday from mine. =D Hey, maybe our parents changed our birth thingys. XD; J/K

I have another story... =D;

One day, I went to the bathroom and went in a stall. (I forgot to lock the door...) And after I was done and put on my pants, someone opened the door, thinking that there was no one inside. Then... silence. The girl aplogized and left. Thank God that I finished putting on my pants. =D;


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