Funny/Embarrassing Stories... Page 3

Started by Kayleigh October 7th, 2003 6:35 PM
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Seen November 29th, 2003
Posted November 17th, 2003
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19.6 Years
The person who hit me went over to to where he sat and giggled with his low-brass playing cronies. The teacher wasn't there at the time, so he didn't get in trouble.
The orchestra didn't really fall apart-the violins and bass players did their own thing, as usual, but all the wind players gathered around and first helped me up, and then went en masse and yelled at the tuba player. 'Twas funny :D
The stands were fine, except that there was music for various instruments scattered all over the floor, took us a while to find it all. The viola player saw his viola fall off his chair, picked it up, and then came over and shrieked at me for a while. Then he marched huffily away to go play scales in a nice corner of the room, next to the basses.
The oboe player wasn't mad, he just sort of sat on the floor and laughed for a while.

Yeah, things like this tended to happen whenever the tuba players had a vengeance (even if it was for no partucular reason at all :P)
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
you guys kill me... by making... me laugh... and then using a sword...
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But you still have a different birthfday from mine. =D Hey, maybe our parents changed our birth thingys. XD; J/K

I have another story... =D;

One day, I went to the bathroom and went in a stall. (I forgot to lock the door...) And after I was done and put on my pants, someone opened the door, thinking that there was no one inside. Then... silence. The girl aplogized and left. Thank God that I finished putting on my pants. =D;
When I was in Austria, the exact same thing happened to me XD. Except that the door was opened before... well, let's not go into it.


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Reykjavik, Iceland
Seen August 23rd, 2005
Posted July 7th, 2005
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19.6 Years
It's about almost the embarassing thing i've done so far this year as I could remember. I thought this person was my friend, looked a lot like her, and her clothes. I shouted at her name, I eye-contacted at her, so basically she knew who I was calling was her by a different name. I was pretty embarassed that I had the wrong person calling out to her. I called out quite loud, she stayed where I was for a while, she didn't say anything. I was quite embarassed that I had the wrong person where most people saw me, just happened today at school this morning. That's my story! ^^

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Age 31
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Posted May 12th, 2006
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yipe... that thing happened to me once....
~Still lovin' Pichu and Pikachu, but Raichu the most!

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Oh, ouch! :(
Which reminds me... I tried to run through a glass door the other day at my sister's house. Didn't work too well.
I did that too! o.o; Even though I didn't run into a door, I ran into a short glass thingy door where they put our VHS player, I walked right thrugh and tripped, and there was a cut too. (THat really hurt. x_x; ) This happened at home though. :P

And once, when I was on holiday at Japan, I walked into the Men's restroom by mistake. =D; Those people were looking at mke like I sprouted two horns on my head... x_x;


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Posted May 12th, 2006
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WHAT? YOU DARED TO INVADE AN OFFICE OF THE MEN-'N-BOYS ONLY GROUP? GOTTA KILL THE INTRUDER!!!

just kidding!!!
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Lol, Miyu, I've done that before. O_o The bathroom doors in the Wal-Mart (a huge store) in this other town that we visit, are both in the opposite positions than ours. The men's door is where the women's is, and the women's is where the men's is. On instinct, I went through the one where the women's usually is, but turns out it was the men's! -.-; I swear, all the guys looked as if I was pointing a gun at them or something, lol.
And at my grandparent's lakehouse, they have brand new clear sliding doors that lead out to their deck, and well, I've walked into them many, many times.

Ooh! And another! It's similiar to Too-Angels. At Wal-Mart (that store again..) when I was younger, I ran up to my 'mom' and hopped onto the side of the buggy and started digging through the groceries to see what all she had bought. The lady turned around suddenly and started giving me the weirdest look.. and then I realised it wasn't my mom! O_O It was so embarrassing because I was moving around her purse, groceries, and anything else that was in there. XD
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This reminds me of a time... I have short hair, and people often mistake me for a boy. I was at the movies, and I was opening the door to the toilets. And this old woman, who was standing outside, called out "Excuse me, I think you have the wrong toilets". o.O


"One reason why mathematics enjoys special esteem, above all other sciences, is that its laws are absolutely certain and indisputable, while those of other sciences are to some extent debatable and in constant danger of being overthrown by newly discovered facts."
Albert Einstein

"What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative than mathematics."
Benjamin Franklin

"Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture, without appeal to any part of our weaker nature, without the gorgeous trappings of paintings or music, yet sublimely pure and capable of a stern perfection such as only the greatest art can show."
Bertrand Russell

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

you guys are so........ funny..... and embarrasing!!!
lol lol lol
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Oh, got another one! This one is more of a funny story though...

There's this certain Dorito (a brand of chips) truck that seems to show up everywhere that my brother goes. We've seen it at gas stations, restaraunts, driving down the road, driving by our house, and even driving by our grandparent's house, that's in a private area with a gate to enter in! O_O; At first we'd just tease him about having some sort of 'stalker', but it's almost turned into a serious situation! XD They're EVERYWHERE! We have to have seen them over a hundred times. Now our jokes turned from having a stalker, to this being some sort of sign that he's destined to become a Dorito's truck driver. O.o LOL.

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Posted June 3rd, 2004
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I was told this by the teacher invovled. My English teacher was walking in the school after hours when a boy came from basketball practice. He saw my teacher, and, thinking she was a friend of his, he pulled his shorts up to give her a full moon. The kid's face was so red when he found out who she was. The teacher went easy on him, knowing that people were going to taunt him at his 50th high school renion about it.


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lol, glad I'm not alone. :P

Anyway, this is kinda a funny story... One day, at school, me and my friend were "tightrop walking on a very short stone wall. and will I was coching under a tree, my friend saw a bee, and screamed "a bee"! I was surprised and fell on all fours. (Thank god I didn't do it in front of the whole class, lol) and while my friend was laughing at my fall, another guy, tripped on the stone wall and smashed into the ground. He even had blood on his head. o.o; Even though I felt sorry for the boy, it was a sorta funny sight. n_n;


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Lol Miyu XD

Ok, one time, I was riding my ike, and saw some kids turning really fast, and I thought it was cool.So, trying to be like them, I went really fast, and when I turned, I flipped of the bike, hit the concrete, spinned on the ground, and my bike fell on top of me.Oh, I felt that for a while, and I remember hitting the concrete, and my bike falling on tp of me.The worst part was landing hard on the concrete.Ouch....
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Bikes.......

When I was a li'l kid... ehh... a girl in our skool... (i think she had a crush on me) like called me over to her place to help me write all my birthday invite cards for everyone in our class... and after that.... we went to ride bikes in the field behind her house and my bike kinda broke and I had to.. ride another kid's bike which was really big for me.

it was embarrasing for me... and that other kid was laughing at me the whole time...
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Ooh, lol, all of those are funny! XD I've got another one, except it happened to my friend...

Both of our brothers are in the same boy scout troop, and they were having a family camp out, so we got to go! Well, on the campgrounds they had this neat thing that you could ride on all the way down the hill. I was wondering if I could get on it, and my friend said 'Yeah! Some old man just got on.' Little did she know those seven words would haunt her for the rest of the camping trip. o.o; Apparently, that old man's little son and his friends were standing nearby and heard that, then got offended. They screamed out 'MY DAD'S NOT OLD!!!' then jumped off of this board thing and tackled her. Even worse, their older brother who my friend thought was cute was standing right there watching and laughing. XP Lol, through the rest of the trip, whenever those boys would see my friend they'd immediately start chasing her, and when they saw me they'd just snort and go 'Oh. You're just the nice one.' XD Lol...
Age 31
A house on planet Earth.
Seen September 10th, 2009
Posted May 28th, 2009
591 posts
19.6 Years
Um, one time, when I was in third grade, these fifth graders preformed
on stage and sang a song. My name's Rebecca R. ( just so U don't wonder) Some of those fifth graders... *ahem* didn't like me. Some liked to swear. Some liked giving people the finger. Some liked dishonoring the people, some liked messing songs up. Some liked singind correctly, which made up 1/3 of FIFTH graders. So, they were singing the Star Spangled Banner and it sounded like

Oh say can you see!(pee)!
*flipping people off* By the
F'i dawn's *G* light...lol....
I won't forget....:)
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