Elusive

]]~~~[[

Age 33
Your bed.
Seen July 21st, 2010
Posted April 3rd, 2010
195 posts
17.1 Years
Another person pops out from the portal.
???: Where the ... am I? And how did I get here?
Brock: That portal is bringing people to this place from everywhere. I need to figure out what the purpose of this all is.
???: And just who are you folks?
Brock: My name's Brock.
Ash: And I'm Ash.
Dawn: My name's Dawn.
???: Nice to meet you all. I'm Tidus.

Shadow

Original Flavor Darkness

Age 34
Male
The Middle of Nowhere!
Seen August 6th, 2021
Posted July 27th, 2021
2,863 posts
19.6 Years
Kenneth: "It's a trap!"
Shadow: "I see that, you ninny. And quit quoting those inane memes."
Shadow and Kenneth watch the dark portals opening on a giant Fancy: Computer Screen in Secret: Shadow Inc. HQ.
Shadow sighs loudly.
Shadow: "We've been online too much of late. Wait, what date did they state?"
Kenneth: "Why, it was the 31st of October. Halloween. I was gonna go disguised as a Mudkip because I heard people like them..."
Shadow: "We don't need to hear of how you lack a single friend. Right now, I need to figure a way for this day to end! Tons of spooks and atrocities come about, and since a certain personal event, rhymes I always spout! I hate this cursed event, down to its core. Ending it shouldn't be too hard a chore!"

Out of the Secret: Ceiling, three figures come crashing down. Jessie, James, and Meowth pop up from the floor.
Shadow: "Ah, there we go, this should work out great. A perfect plan to put an end to this dark date."
Meowth: "Do wha...?"
Kenneth: "A cat is fine, too."
Shadow beans Kenneth in the head with a Pokeball, Nidoking popping out and landing on the poor executive assistant.

Shadow

Original Flavor Darkness

Age 34
Male
The Middle of Nowhere!
Seen August 6th, 2021
Posted July 27th, 2021
2,863 posts
19.6 Years
A Shadow Inc. helicopter flies overhead of Jack and Kent.
Kent: "Do you think Shadow has come to help us out for once?"
Jack: "I seriously doubt that..."
They both sigh as they see a Bidoof fly from the helicopter and hit the fallen PokeRadar, Shadow's voice heard cursing from above, and rhyming as he does it.
Kent: "He's quite skilled at that, or I would say so if it wasn't one of his experiments making him do that, if only on this night anymore."
Kent and Jack sigh once again as they look up to see the Bidoof, PokeRadar, and ReDead Hyper Beam'ed off the face of the earth as Shadow cackles.

ReDead: "REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" <Looks like I'm blasting off again... Why wont I end?>

"HEY! LOOK!"
Link: "Huh?"
The green clad swordsman looks up to where his fairy friend is pointing.
Navi: "Listen! A flying ReDead! Perhaps if you use your bow..."
Link pulls out his bow and arrow, pointing it straight at the fairy girl, before with some effort, aiming at the soaring corpse and hitting it, not doing much to injure it further.

Elusive

]]~~~[[

Age 33
Your bed.
Seen July 21st, 2010
Posted April 3rd, 2010
195 posts
17.1 Years
Tidus: It doesn't matter WHAT game your from, this is a major crisis. ...Wish I was in Bevelle right now.....
Ash: Bevelle? Where's that?
Tidus: None of your business!
Tidus walks off mad..
ViVi: K, who needs him?

The portal activates again..
A teenage girl appears.
Girl: First a well, now a portal. I need InuYasha...Where is he? Do you know where he IS?!
Brock: No, sorry, ma'am.
Girl: Damnit.

Shadow

Original Flavor Darkness

Age 34
Male
The Middle of Nowhere!
Seen August 6th, 2021
Posted July 27th, 2021
2,863 posts
19.6 Years
Kaiba: "Screw this world, I have money! Now what happened to my card that is more valuable than any of your lives? I seem to have lost it after we fell out of that portal. I need it to be Yugi in a duel."
Yugi: "You couldn't beat me with it..."
Kaiba: "..."
Announcer: "Attention duelists! My hair thinks those guys have it!"

Jack: "I think we better drop that card."
Kent: "Why? What are they gonna do?"
Kaiba: "I challenge you to a children's card game for my card back."
Kent: "Card game?"
Tristan: "Yeah, you know? Duel monsters."
Kent: "Monsters? Like this? Alakazam!~"
Kent's Pokeball floats on its own before an Alakazam pops out.
Kaiba: "Good thing I don't believe in monsters."
Kaiba begins floating in the air.
Kaiba: "Nope, no such thing as real monsters..."
Age 28
Male
NY
Seen January 29th, 2014
Posted January 14th, 2014
1,290 posts
15.8 Years
Brock: Who are all of these people?
A bunch of italians and a princess pop out of the portal.
Mario: Luigi where the heck are we?
Luigi: I do not know mario enough with your silly questions.
Mario: what are those...monsters there!?!
Luigi: They seem like those things from that game in that city.
Princess Peach: Oh enough now!
Kaiba: Those three are so annoying...and look at those mustaches!
Kent: Hey! Back to the battle.
Kaiba: WHAT BATTLE!? You have no...
Tristain: ...duel monsters
Kaiba: Yeah, how'd you know i would...
Tristain: ...say that
Kaiba: STOP...
Tristain: ...THAT
Jack: lets get out of here
Why, Yes
Chris Martin is my avatar.

Safari Type: Ghost
Shuppet, Dusclops, Phantump
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Spinor

&lt;i&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;b1373f&quot;&gt;The Lonely Physicist&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

Age 26
Male
Seen February 13th, 2019
Posted October 4th, 2015
5,175 posts
17.3 Years
Ash: ALRIGHT STOOOP!!! What is all this about anyway!
Hamtaro: Hey! that yellow hamster of yours looks like penelope with a tail
Pikachu: ....
Ganondorf: HAHAHA! Remember me link!? I have found my way out of that drowned Hyrule and YOU SHALL DIE!
Ash: YOU! I said stop! Don't make me use my Pikachu!
Laura: ...I'm hungry. Let's go to Olive Garden Hamtaro
Hamtaro: *Taka Taka*
Ash: This is hopeless...
Ganondorf: WAIT! This is not link! It's a Sceptile! I knew i should've tried Outset first...
Age 28
Male
NY
Seen January 29th, 2014
Posted January 14th, 2014
1,290 posts
15.8 Years
Ganondorf: I best leave and find link
Ash: Yeah, yeah. You go and find link
Link: Buahahaha! It looks as though my sceptile disquise has once again fooled ganondorf!
Ganondorf: you know i'm still here!
Kaiba: Sigh...this is going...
Tristain: ...nowhere
Kaiba: I swear tristain if you keep continuing my sentences I will...

[somewhere else]
Roy and Marth pop out of the portal

Roy: jahdliahdgkoerhiolfsdkgjf (something in japanese)
Marth: LADHK! ndflhdasg
Mario: Ey, mario donno what you are saying.
Luigi: Mario and luigi are confused.
Mario: MARIO
Luigi: LUIGI
Princess Peach: (0_o)
Brock: Those three are SOOOOOOO annoying
Why, Yes
Chris Martin is my avatar.

Safari Type: Ghost
Shuppet, Dusclops, Phantump
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Spinor

&lt;i&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;b1373f&quot;&gt;The Lonely Physicist&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

Age 26
Male
Seen February 13th, 2019
Posted October 4th, 2015
5,175 posts
17.3 Years
Misty: Hey Ash! i was able to catch up in and OH MY GOD!!!
*Tails Disguised as Ash kisses Cream, Disguised as Dawn*
*Misty gets heart attack and goes off to attempt scuicide*
Tails: Yeah! I was expecting less but DOWN WITH RED HEADS!
Knuckles: You want a piece of me...
Tails *nervous* nahah, Knuckle you're fine hehehe...Oh teeth
Totodile: Hey that's my line!.. Hay Dawn, Nice Piplup you got there... *falls in love*
Ash:No.. Please no...
Hamtaro: I knew i should've ordered Coke *gets citric shock*
Laura: Those Lemonades are too *citric shock* strong on the lemon...

Shadow

Original Flavor Darkness

Age 34
Male
The Middle of Nowhere!
Seen August 6th, 2021
Posted July 27th, 2021
2,863 posts
19.6 Years
Link: "Okay, guys. I know someone who can help us out with this, especially since it is Halloween."
Brock: "What?"
Link: "Yeah, he can grant wishes, or other stuff, if you summon him..."
Mario: "Wah-hoo! Wait, stuff?"
Link: "The thing is... Well... Mr. Teeth! Mr. Teeth! Mr. Teeth!"
A large, twisting bundle of what appears to be spider webbing appears, in about five different dimensions, yet all in the same.
Mr. Teeth: "I have come!"
Link: "Mr. Teeth! Something very weird is going on here and we nee-!"
~POP~ Mr. Teeth vanishes.
Joey: "What the Red Eyes happened to 'em?"
Link: "Someone else called him."

Ash: "Let me try! I'm a Pokemon master!"
Laura: "What's a Pokem-?"
Ash: "HUSH! No time for blasphemy! Mr. Teeth, Mr. Teeth, Mr. Teeth!"
Once again, the swirling vortex of silk webbings appears with a ferocious howling wind.
Mr. Teeth: "I have come!"
Ash: "Heya there, old teethy guy. We just..."
~POP~
Ash: "Well darn. Someone else got him..."
Seen December 18th, 2010
Posted April 14th, 2010
1,430 posts
16.1 Years
The portal re-opens... three anime characters appear.
Naruto: "What's this?"
Sasuke: "Another world... shouldn't Sakura be here?"
Naruto: "Yes, shouldn't Sakura be here?"
Sasuke: "That's what I just said..."
The third anime character stands up and has a grin on his face.
Luffy: "I'm Luffy, the king of the pirates."
Just as Luffy said that, the portal re-opens.
Sanji: "You wish..."
Naruto: "Believe it!"
Luffy: "Believe what?"
Sasuke: "He always says that... anyway, somebody tell me what I'm doing here or else I'll use my sharingan."
Naruto: "That'd help..."
Naruto turns around and sees Ash.
Ash: "Um hi, I guess you and Luffy are the stupider characters for your animes, right?"
Luffy: "Yup."
Naruto: "HEY. I'm not stupid. Sasuke is."
Ash: "Whatever..."
Seen December 18th, 2010
Posted April 14th, 2010
1,430 posts
16.1 Years
After a character re-appeared, many of the characters began to feel as if it would happen to them.
Naruto: "So will I get taken away?"
Sasuke: "That's what we're hoping for."
Ash: "I'm going to release a Kadabra that I found to get to the bottom of this."
Ash releases it...
"Kaa-daa-brra"
Ash: "... So?"
Translated - "Naruto... he carried a weapon, which, like a metal detector, somehow stuffed up the system."
Luffy: "HAH."
Brock: "Any way to solve this?"
Translated - "You have to go back in time... back before everything."
Rocket HQ
Seen January 7th, 2008
Posted November 16th, 2007
63 posts
17.2 Years
~In sompelace else~

Selphie: Zell, do you know how bored I am?
Zell: I know, I know. That's why I'm telling you the story of hotdogs!
Selphie: -Rolls eyes- Yeah, but that's boring!
Zell: No it's -
-He sees a portal in front of them-
Zell: Cool, pretty lights!
Selphie: No, Zell, don't -
-Zell falls in-
Zell: AAAAGGGHHHH!
Selphie: ... Damnit.
Founder of the *~*Lance Fan Club*~*
http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=64351
Australia
Seen September 15th, 2017
Posted November 21st, 2008
112 posts
16.4 Years
*Ash, Dawn and Brock, look into the distance where they hear a loud thump*
???: What the *:O*
Ash: Isn't this a kids show?
Brock: Not anymore...
Dawn: Who would be that evil, that malicious, to ruin this show..
???: Stupid Jessie and James, sent me through some Purple portal 'cause they said that kid with the Pikachu would be there...
Ash: That sounds like...
Choir: "GIOVANNI!!"
Dawn: Is he?
Giovanni: I was in the middle of a shower, and they had to put me though a stupid portal..
Brock: Im blind!
*Dawn blushes a little*
Giovanni: I want a drink..
*Sotomura appears from a portal with a soda*
Sotomura: OMG! *faints*
Giovanni: Thank you..
*Giovanni swipes the drink*

But infact, the drink wasnt really a drink, and the show was not actually Pokemon,
It was infact,
Sotomura and Amachi's fantasy! And the object Giovanni was holding you do not want to know. :<
:O:O
FC: 3867 0389 3587

Zaiku

I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!!!!

Age 28
Is this a test? I didn't study! *cries*
Seen November 30th, 2013
Posted March 22nd, 2008
269 posts
17.4 Years
Zaiku: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Sephiroth: Excuse me?
Zaiku: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Zaiku: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Zaiku: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Sephiroth:*Slices Zaiku in 2 with his sword*
Zaiku: *Both Halfs regrow into 2 Zaikus*
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!

*Naruto comes out of nowehere*

Naruto: Believe it!
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Naruto: Believe it!
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Naruto: Believe it!
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Sephiroth: Somebody shoot me...
I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The legend, will never die!
Name- GIORGIO
Game- Pokemon Pearl
FC- 5112 0571 0485
Age 28
Male
NY
Seen January 29th, 2014
Posted January 14th, 2014
1,290 posts
15.8 Years
Mario: Those two are more annoying then us luigi
Luigi: Yeah, Mario they so annoying with the MUDKIPZ
Mario: MARIO!
Luigi: LUIGI!
Princess Peach: (0_o)
Brock: Oh my god, SHUTUP!
3 characters come out of the portal, two of them floating.
???: Where are we cosmo and wanda?
Wanda: I don't know timmy!
Cosmo: Yeah, its like were in some stupid world
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Timmy: What?
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Timmy: Whats a mudkipz?
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Timmy: I WISH THEY WOULD STOP THAT
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Wanda: ...
Why, Yes
Chris Martin is my avatar.

Safari Type: Ghost
Shuppet, Dusclops, Phantump
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Seen November 17th, 2007
Posted October 28th, 2007
101 posts
15.7 Years
Brock: Timmy, a Pokemon is very cool creature and a Mudkipz is.... and idiot apparently, no offense Zaikus.
Zaikus: WE LIKE MUDKIPZ
Naruto: Believe it
Timmy: ... Awesome, Wanda turn me into a Mudkipz
Brock: No Timmy not around Zaikus...
*Wish comes true*
Timmy: Mudkip, kip, kip.
*Zaikus stares*
Zaikus: MUDKIPZ!
Timmy: Ahhhhhhhhh



Age 28
Male
NY
Seen January 29th, 2014
Posted January 14th, 2014
1,290 posts
15.8 Years
Zaikus: WE STILL LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
A sponge pops out of the portal
Brock: whats thise
Pirate Guy: ARE YA READY KIDS?
Zaikus: WE STILL LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Kids: Ay ai captain
Zaikus: WE STILL LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Ash: Who are you all?
Sephiroth: I think i'm seriously going to go commit suicide now
Link: Have fun with that
Zaikus: WE STILL LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Wanda: (0_o)
Princess Peach: HEY THATS MY LINE!
Zaikus: WE STILL LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Jessie: Ha ha! We have returned
Ganondorf: Go flying pumpkins
Jessie James and Mewoth: Looks like team rockets blasting off again again!
Wobbufett: WOBUFFET!
Why, Yes
Chris Martin is my avatar.

Safari Type: Ghost
Shuppet, Dusclops, Phantump
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Zaiku

I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!!!!

Age 28
Is this a test? I didn't study! *cries*
Seen November 30th, 2013
Posted March 22nd, 2008
269 posts
17.4 Years
Sephiroth: If he says it one more time, I swear I'm gonna...
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Sephiroth: *Slices Zaikus in half*
Zaikus: *Splits into four Zaikus*
Luigi: He doesn't learn, eh Mario?
Sephiroth: *Falls on the floor, curls into a pitiful ball and starts crying*
Mario: Mama Mia...

Out of the portal comes another Zaiku

Real Zaiku: There you are my crazy side! *Pulls out light saber*
Crazy: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!! *Grabs Sephiroth's 10 foot long sword*
Zaiku: Oh, crud!
I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The legend, will never die!
Name- GIORGIO
Game- Pokemon Pearl
FC- 5112 0571 0485

Spinor

&lt;i&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;b1373f&quot;&gt;The Lonely Physicist&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

Age 26
Male
Seen February 13th, 2019
Posted October 4th, 2015
5,175 posts
17.3 Years
Timmy: Mudkip Kip Mud!
Wanda: OH NO! Your Voice is different! you'll have to write down your wish!
Cosmo: What's a wish?
Evil Ash Clone from Youtube: Yeah, What's a wish?
Ash:... WHAT! I'M NOT THAT STUPID! I'M KILLING WHOEVER MADE THIS!
ECFY Ash: I'm Ash
ECFY May: And I'm may
ECFY Ash: She takes Slim Fast Every Day!
*new portal*
May: NO I DON'T!
Misty: Hey were's my clone?
ECFY Misty: I've been given the death penalty for killing Youtube Max. California really does zuck with a z. especially with that Disneyland thing.
Tails: WHAT!? I thought she suicided!
Ash: ... Dawn, in case i die of all this craze... i've... kind a liked you...
Dawn: ME TOO! WHAA!
*both huddle in a corner*
*Misty goes to ye old times for hanging*
Tails: Well i kissed cream for nothing... if only i had forseen this...

Usagi-Chan~

What are you doing my love?

Age 25
Non-binary
US
Seen March 7th, 2023
Posted August 23rd, 2017
626 posts
15.8 Years
A boy and girl popped out of Crems ear

???:So your the ledgendary Ash Ketchum.
???2:Ooh your cute,wait is that a fox can we Deep-fri and oil it?
???:Whoa hold on. Hey Ash i want a battle and Dawn a contest battle i want against you.
Ash: i accept your challenge.
Dawn:Your cute mystery boy!
Misty:This time i get to pull you away!
Sarina:I'm sarina and this is Jake.
Jake:Oh how rude were teribly sorry.
Ash:Don't sweat it!
Tails:Nobody fries me!
Jake:Your knda cute too Dawn
Sarina:Oh no ya don't your my man Jake!!
MIDDLE FINGERS UP, PUT EM HANDS HIGH

WAVE IT IN HIS FACE, TELL HIM BOY BYE
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Age 28
Male
NY
Seen January 29th, 2014
Posted January 14th, 2014
1,290 posts
15.8 Years
Mario: mama mia, luigi, does you know who these scallawags are?
Luigi: no, I don't mario, now stop with your silly questions and what not
Mario: MARIO!
Luigi: LUIGI!
Princess Peach: (0_o)
Meowth: oy, those three are so annoying!
Nidoking: Gah a screeching noise i hear.
Shadow: oof what just happened
Nidoking: that god dang cannon blasted up to this island
Nidoking: and we are not alone
Shadow: well then who are we with? *turns around*
Mario: MARIO!
Luigi: LUIGI!
Princess: (0_o)
Nidoking: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why, Yes
Chris Martin is my avatar.

Safari Type: Ghost
Shuppet, Dusclops, Phantump
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Shadow

Original Flavor Darkness

Age 34
Male
The Middle of Nowhere!
Seen August 6th, 2021
Posted July 27th, 2021
2,863 posts
19.6 Years
Jessie: "Prepare for trouble, we've entered a pact!"
James: "And make it double, the classics are back!"
Jessie: "To protect the world from Halloween devastation."
James: "To unite all costumed peoples in our nation."
Jessie: "To denounce the evils of tricks and treats."
James: "To extend our reach to the stars above."
Jessie: "Jessie, the one who can still rhyme."
James: "James, the one who tired of it all the time."
Jessie: "Team rocket blast off at the speed of light."
James: "Surrender now, or prepare to fight, fight, fight!"
Meowth: "Meowth! Dat's right!"
Wobbufett: "Wobbbu! Wobbu!"

Ash: "What does the comic relief want?"
Brock: "Oh, let me guess, Pikachu?"
Meowth: "Dat's right. Wait, comic relief? Is dat all we are anymore?"
Everyone nods sagely.
Jessie: "Well, good thing you're wrong! We're the distraction now, so hah!"
James and Meowth: "Is that much better?"
Timmy: "Wait, distraction?"
A fine dust cloud falls down onto everyone, Sleep Powder emitted from a Venomoth as Shadow runs off with a sleeping Pikachu, cackling.
Age 28
Inside the depths of your mind.
Seen April 29th, 2013
Posted September 6th, 2010
317 posts
16.2 Years
Suddenly, the talking stops as everyone stares at a blinking light to the north. It looks for a doll, marionette, or other humanoid inanimate object. It succeeds in finding a shiny Banette, which it doesn't realize is alive. It attempts to possess the Banette, before getting swatted into a mysterious wooden doll in a blue cap. The light inhabits the doll, and scales to human size. It proceeds to shoot its hands at a Tyranitar that was about to eat Tails, knocking it through a time warp into next week.


Tails: Hey, thanks! But who are you?

The possessed doll speaks.

Doll: I am ♥♪!?.

Ash: What? I can't even pronounce that!

♥♪!?: Bah. Well, since this form appears to be that doll I used before, just call me Geno- although, why are random objects and people popping out of nowhere?

Tails: Well, you see... SOMEONE let Palkia eat the Chaos Emeralds, Dragon Balls, Star Spirits, Triforce, and-

Geno: Right. A bunch of powerful objects went into this thing- but what the heck is it?

Oak: Well, since I happened to have my lab popped into this city by a tidal wave from yet another universe, I'll explain. It's the Pokemon that rules space. A Pokemon, essentially, is a superpowered animal.

Geno: How do we fix it?

Oak: I gave some Pepto-Bismol to Palkia. It'll be over. Eventually. Then, everything has be be returned to its own universe.

Past Misty and her Staryu pop out of a time warp.

Geno: Surrender that Star Piece!

Misty: You mean Staryu! No way!

Geno shoots rocket fists at Misty. He tries to place Staryu back into the Star Road, which he pulled out of one of the portals in the nearby bird feeder, but, to his surprise, it's not broken.

Geno: What is this?!