When you hit 16/18 you should be driving, not biking. That's the reason.
Sure. If you want to get fat.
Yours must not lag like crazy. Unlike mine.
Then again, I haven't touched Brawl in over a month. I don't want to start any arguments, people just have different likes than others.
Lots of people like Brawl more is because everyone's gameplay's on the same page. In Melee, you have the awesomeness that is wavedashing, jump canceling, jump canceled shines(Starfox chars only), Falcon's Knee, waveshining and shinespikes(Fox only), jump canceled grabs, Marth's wicked grab priority, Peach's down smash, I can go on...
That was all pretty much scrapped now. What you now have is a game almost everyone can play, and furthermore, on the same level. More accessability to more people = better profits.
Too late :D
If you relied on all that crap to play and enjoy the game then I'm sorry, but you mustn't have been very good at Melee :P
So what if they balanced the game? It certainly hasn't made it any less fun. And what's the problem if more people play - the more the merrier, no?
Oh right, you can't use your "techniques" still.