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Old July 8th, 2004 (4:12 AM).
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    Come here to tell all your corny, tacky, stupid jokes! Come on! I can't be the only dork here! Hey you can even come here to tell about all things funny.

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    Old July 8th, 2004 (5:52 AM). Edited July 10th, 2004 by MysticGrandpaGohan.
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      Old July 8th, 2004 (5:56 AM).
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        Lol, I like that one! XD Unfortunatly, I don't have any jokes to share.
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        Old July 8th, 2004 (5:59 AM).
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          I ate a worm once.....does that count? XD No it doesnt. I have no jokes to share, Im all joke worn out. O_O;
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          Old July 8th, 2004 (6:03 AM).
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            *chokes* A...a...a...WORM?! Yuck! *chokes again*
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            Old July 8th, 2004 (8:45 AM).
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              Does being shot count? lol...

              See, I know a few jokes(but probably not funny) but they're all too R rated..
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              Old July 8th, 2004 (8:57 AM).
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                Old July 8th, 2004 (9:03 AM).
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                  Oops, I think there's already a thread like this.. But maybe this one can stay, I have a feeling that the other thread is dead, so hey! This one might not be bad but this will have to be moved possibly to the Fun Time In Pokeland! spot o.o *giggles*

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                  Old July 8th, 2004 (11:41 AM).
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                    Shouldnt this belong better in Funtime?
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                    Old July 8th, 2004 (11:43 AM).
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                    Old July 8th, 2004 (11:44 AM).
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                      I don't know, but no dare jokes, I don't want to have to use my sniper rifle...
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                      Old July 8th, 2004 (11:46 AM).
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                        Can I tell a blonde joke plz?

                        Or isn't that allowed? =P
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                        Old July 8th, 2004 (12:06 PM).
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                          I did say corny, and tacky, not to mention all things funny. I love a good blond joke! Fire away! *people point guns at me*....haha...I didn't mean like that

                          Here's a stupid joke:

                          Your momma's so fat she can't even fit through that door! *points to a door 35X50*
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                          Old July 8th, 2004 (1:48 PM).
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                            XD The Mama jokes are funny! I used to know some, but I forget them.
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                            Old July 8th, 2004 (1:56 PM).
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                              Old July 8th, 2004 (2:47 PM).
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                                Haha, that's a good one! I'll try to look for some!
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                                Old July 8th, 2004 (2:50 PM).
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                                  Lol, those are funny. This is an actual quote from the host, and one of the contestants on the TV show 'Family Feud':

                                  Host: "Name a yellow fruit".
                                  Contestant: "An orange!"

                                  After that she quickly realized that she had said something stupid, but it's still funny, considering that it actually happened, lol. XD
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                                  Old July 8th, 2004 (3:00 PM).
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                                    Good one! I searched on websites for some, here they are!

                                    -Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
                                    -Yo mama is so dumb, when her radio batteries were dead, she buried them.
                                    -Yo mama so skinny, she can hoola hoop a cheerio!
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                                    Old July 8th, 2004 (4:47 PM).
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                                      Those are pretty funny.

                                      Here's a corny joke:

                                      What did one ear of corn say to the other?

                                      I can't hear you!

                                      HAHAHA! Get corny joke? A joke about corn! HAHAHA...I just came up with that joke now...wow I guess I should be a comedian...but I'm sure that was a joke, but I never heard it before.
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                                      Old July 9th, 2004 (3:38 AM).
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                                        Ok here it is =P

                                        2 blondes were on a bridge, 1 of them asked how to get to the other side, the other 1 said we're already on the other side!

                                        I laughed so............meh XD
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                                        Old July 9th, 2004 (3:42 AM).
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                                          ...What? Two blondes? That should be a burnett and a blonde, cause have two blondes doesn't make sense...here let me redo it for you.

                                          A burnett and a blonde were on a bridge. The blonde asked how to get on the other side. The burnett said we're already on the other side!

                                          NOW THAT MAKES SENSE AND IS FUNNY! hahaha! Actually I like that joke!
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                                          Old July 9th, 2004 (5:00 AM).
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                                            I like blond jokes...my friend told me a good one before but I forget what it was.
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                                            Old July 9th, 2004 (5:15 AM).
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                                              A blondes on her computer, when suddenly it says, "You've got mail!" she rushes out to check her mailbox. But there was no mail, so she returned to her computer and it said she still had mail, so she went to ckeck again...but there was none. After a few more times of this, her neighbor was cutting the grass and asked, "What's wrong, miss?" and she said, "Well my computer says I have mail!"
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                                              Old July 9th, 2004 (5:26 AM).
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                                                Haha! That's a good one!

                                                Heres one I got from a site:

                                                One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.

                                                ''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''
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                                                Old July 9th, 2004 (5:29 AM).
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