I SHALL CONTROL THE WORLD!!!!! Page 2

Started by sims796 January 13th, 2008 9:28 PM
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Age 33
Male
Seen July 15th, 2015
Posted June 30th, 2015
8,343 posts
18 Years
The vast majority of you are narcissistic, totalitarian psychopaths in the vein of Kim Jong-il and Pol Pot, with no real conception of how economies or foreign affairs work.

That said, if I were to be given absolute control over the world, here's what I'd do:

- Invade Sudan and bring peace to Darfur through superior firepower.
- Make Iraq and Afghanistan into United Nations protectorates.
- Integrate Canada, Mexico, and the United States of America.
- Reform the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Contrary to its name, however, it will be capitalist.
- Encourage foreign investment in Africa, Latin America, and the Middle East. Introduce free compulsory education and low-cost health care, build infrastructure, and attempt to narrow the rich-poor divide as much as possible in those regions.
- Enforce freedom of religion and conscience by killing all the religious fundamentalists. Scientology is to be outlawed.
- Kill all the neo-Nazis and white supremacists.
- Designate street gangs as terrorist organizations.
- Modernize and expand the militaries of various nations.
- Impose regulations on the anime industry. Set a minimum wage for animators and voice actors and set a limit on how many shows can be produced and aired on Japanese TV per season. Impose severe criminal penalties on fansubbing.
- Form a council comprised of Jimmy Carter, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Nancy Pelosi, Henry Kissinger, Madeleine Albright, Wesley Clark, David Petraeus, Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela, Margaret Thatcher, John Major, Tony Blair, Jean Chrétien, Jacques Chirac, Nicolas Sarkozy, Mikhail Gorbachev, Vladimir Putin, Helmut Kohl, Gerhard Schröder, Angela Merkel, Shimon Peres, Benjamin Netanyahu, Jiang Zemin, Hu Jintao, Junichiro Koizumi, Fidel Ramos, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, Lee Kuan Yew, and other civilian and military leaders. Sign power over to this council. Retire to an estate somewhere in Southeast Asia and watch this council work out the thornier aspects of world affairs and bring peace to the world through superior firepower.
America
Seen March 21st, 2011
Posted April 27th, 2008
16 posts
15.4 Years
I would have a dynasty and rule the world with an iorn fist. Anyone that stands in my way will be destroyed on the spot and the people that will try to rebel will be tortured then I would brain wash them to be in my army.

I would have a huge tower in the center of china and rule the world from there. The tower will be .25 miles high and have lasers all along the sides and my armys will go on for as far as the eye can see. But after the world is as I see fit I will have all the smartest scientist's in the world try to end all diseases and try to end world hunger. Then the world will be perfect!
:t242:Blissey is one of the nicest pokemon in the world. She is always caring for everyone else. Just like in the Pokedex it says "If it seneses sadness with its fluffy fur, a Blissey will rush over to the sad person, however far away, to share an egg of happiness that brings a smile to any face." in Emerald version Pokedex. Also Blissey's egg has strange "powers" in Leaf Green Version it says "Anyone who takes even one bite of Blissey's egg becomes unfailingly caring and pleasant to everyone." Blissey is also one of the pokemon that has a very high Hp stats and a very high Sp. Defense. In Japanese Blissey's name is "Hapinasu":t242:
Age 33
What?
Seen October 29th, 2012
Posted August 31st, 2009
1,028 posts
16 Years
I'd rule the world like Big Brother (those who read literature would know)
Ash releases strong pokemon and Paul releases weak pokemon.Ash=stupid,Paul=smart.
Congratulations! Your Super Smash Bros. Melee has evolved into Super Smash Bros. Brawl!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl wants to learn the character Lucario.
However, Super Smash Bros. Brawl already knows four pokemon characters.
Should a character be deleted and replaced with Lucario?
Which character should be forgotten?
1,2, and... ... ... Poof!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl forgot Mewtwo.
And...
Super Smash Bros. Brawl learned Lucario!