The most degrading thing you can do to n00bs is beat them with a n00b-style Dunsparce:
MUST Use with w/Baton passing Double Team Ninjask
[email protected]/Focus Sash
Body Slam/Thunder Wave
Headbutt/Rock Slide/Bite
Roost
Ancientpower/Water Pulse/Endeavor/Counter
Basically,with enough BPed Evasion and Speed Boost, Paraflich opponent to death. If you don't expect 'Sparce to live through a hit, use Focus Sash. With it, use Endeavor/Counter and then Roost off the damage.
With Brightpowder, use Ancientpower for 20% percent chance to boost all stats of Water Pusle to Confuse
THis might not be what you're looking for, though >.>;