The Comedians Club Page 16

Started by Rift October 18th, 2003 9:11 PM
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Age 34
Seen May 29th, 2004
Posted April 18th, 2004
1,140 posts
19.6 Years
takes the megaphone from CaRtOON. scott loves undertaker, scott loves Undertaker, Scott loves Undertaker. he he he. IIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM BAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKK!!
*the Beatlejuice theme song starts playing* j/k mates. :laugh:
Ha! I just think about it for a long time!
And you come back! Also come back in gay style!
Gay? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*call out Scizor*
*Scizor cut his baby seed maker*
You are end.
You can't have kids now.
Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Name Change Notice:
Is now known as Dark Heaven

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
Hey fellow jokers! I'm back from the sewers!....actually from Disney hehe....I was close....anyway, I'm glad to be back..and not in the sewers!..I mean Disney! I mean, of course I meant Disney!
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 31
Seen January 29th, 2006
Posted January 29th, 2006
3,899 posts
19.5 Years
err....Undertaker.....i didnt know u went that way :laugh:

oh, and scott, u gave me a good idea. i'll put it in my sig right now. by the time u read this, it should be all over my sig :laugh:

*plays the "Mr. Roboto" song by Styx*

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai


*after a couple of minutes song end and "Light My Fire" by The Doors starts playing*

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire


*song finishes and then "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen starts playing* :laugh:

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Rift

Let's Venture Onward!

Age 32
The Land of Hyrule
Seen October 15th, 2014
Posted December 8th, 2011
3,592 posts
19.7 Years
:laugh: torturing people is really fun!!!!esspetially when it's....uhmm.....really fun :laugh: should i take it off?i dont think so.... I love being evil.... i act like Dr. Evil (from Austin Powers) all the time.
nah...i was just sayin you should make it blue! :D
This Space For Rent.

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*gets out of sewer while kicking an alligator*
Down Simba! Down!.....phew!...argh, my pants are all ripped up! And these were nice too!
*walks up to SL*
So you like Sapphire don't ya! I knew it all along!
*grabs SL and throws him down the sewer while dropping the lid on his head*
Have fun in Disney, say hello to the crocodile for me! Oh....and you might get wet! Hehe
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 31
Seen January 29th, 2006
Posted January 29th, 2006
3,899 posts
19.5 Years
:laugh: thats evil......pure evil........*starts raising pinkie to lips like Dr. Evil*

Dr. Evil: "Why make trillions, when we can make billions?"*raises pinkie to lips*

Scott (Dr. Evil's son): "A trillion is more than a billion you dope!"

:laugh: Austin Powers is one of the funniest movies ever!! BTW, those were lines from Austin Powers 2:The Spy Who Shagged Me :laugh:

I love that name......."shag"....*starts laughing like Dr. Evil*
Age 35
War n' stuff
Seen October 2nd, 2006
Posted May 14th, 2006
8,290 posts
19.7 Years
I shall name you Dead White Guy

...and you shall be called, Horrible Smelling Sack of Crap

Heh, well, that's what some of the names there would have been...

The funniest true thing I heard a blonde say was in our spanish class...

This is true, a girl goes up to her blonde friend and says "We're going to Spain."

The blonde says, "Cool, are you going to drive there?"

A dur...

BOO ya!
Age 34
Seen May 29th, 2004
Posted April 18th, 2004
1,140 posts
19.6 Years
I shall name you Dead White Guy

...and you shall be called, Horrible Smelling Sack of Crap

Heh, well, that's what some of the names there would have been...

The funniest true thing I heard a blonde say was in our spanish class...

This is true, a girl goes up to her blonde friend and says "We're going to Spain."

The blonde says, "Cool, are you going to drive there?"

A dur...

BOO ya!
CRAP!!! XD
Funny joke, Dakato.
Eh?*fall because of banana skin*
*dies*
Name Change Notice:
Is now known as Dark Heaven
Age 34
Seen May 29th, 2004
Posted April 18th, 2004
1,140 posts
19.6 Years
*after Scott eats rare candys he evolves into Super Scott* Now...i eat you!!! *eats Austin* yum, yum! :P we dont have school today cause its snowing! :D
*call Ambulance and Police*
Get him!
*Scott eat them*
Go, skitty!
*Scott eat him*
Oh my gosh!!!!
Name Change Notice:
Is now known as Dark Heaven
Seen July 7th, 2008
Posted April 5th, 2006
2,943 posts
19.7 Years
takes the megaphone from CaRtOON. scott loves undertaker, scott loves Undertaker, Scott loves Undertaker. he he he. IIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM BAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKK!!
*the Beatlejuice theme song starts playing* j/k mates. :laugh:

OH GOD!! GET OUT, DANG IT!!! Shoo! Out with ya!

*takes microphone back*

SCOTT LIKES ALLY!!!!
Age 31
Seen January 29th, 2006
Posted January 29th, 2006
3,899 posts
19.5 Years
I'LL be a lawyer....but not for u!! :laugh: i'll be cartoons lawyer and yours :laugh: I DO DOUBLE WORK SO I GET PAID DOUBLE!!! :P i'm happy today....because of something that happened at school......wanna know? :laugh: there's this girl that i like at school, and i did something for her. then something magical happened. harry potter came and turned her into a rat :laugh: . but i do like the girl and when i did something for her, something happened. it made me very happy. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!! :laugh: