The Comedians Club Page 17

Started by Rift October 18th, 2003 9:11 PM
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Rift

Let's Venture Onward!

Age 32
The Land of Hyrule
Seen October 15th, 2014
Posted December 8th, 2011
3,592 posts
19.7 Years
I'LL be a lawyer....but not for u!! :laugh: i'll be cartoons lawyer and yours :laugh: I DO DOUBLE WORK SO I GET PAID DOUBLE!!! :P i'm happy today....because of something that happened at school......wanna know? :laugh: there's this girl that i like at school, and i did something for her. then something magical happened. harry potter came and turned her into a rat :laugh: . but i do like the girl and when i did something for her, something happened. it made me very happy. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!! :laugh:
i know what happened! she slapped you in the face and asked you to date her big fat hairy cousin! am i right? or i could go out on a limb here and say: youve gots a girlfriend! :laugh:
This Space For Rent.

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*talks to duck in boat hat*
So, Mr.Duck, what do you think about this case?
*quacks*
*nudges CaRtOON*
This guy has a way with words!
*duck splashes into the water and hits an iceberg*
No! Mr.Quackers!
*titanic music comes on while he sinks*
....sniff....he sure knows how to make an exit!
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

Rift

Let's Venture Onward!

Age 32
The Land of Hyrule
Seen October 15th, 2014
Posted December 8th, 2011
3,592 posts
19.7 Years
*talks to duck in boat hat*
So, Mr.Duck, what do you think about this case?
*quacks*
*nudges CaRtOON*
This guy has a way with words!
*duck splashes into the water and hits an iceberg*
No! Mr.Quackers!
*titanic music comes on while he sinks*
....sniff....he sure knows how to make an exit!
for heavens sake the band is still playing! *watches the band slip off the boat* wow...Dont let Leo sink Mr. Duck like he did in 1912! :P
This Space For Rent.
Age 34
Seen May 29th, 2004
Posted April 18th, 2004
1,140 posts
19.6 Years
for heavens sake the band is still playing! *watches the band slip off the boat* wow...Dont let Leo sink Mr. Duck like he did in 1912! :P
SCOTT LIKE ALLY!!!
*eat Ally and Scott*
Wonder what will they do in my stomach.
*eat some sticky cheese*
Name Change Notice:
Is now known as Dark Heaven
Age 31
Seen January 29th, 2006
Posted January 29th, 2006
3,899 posts
19.5 Years
i know what happened! she slapped you in the face and asked you to date her big fat hairy cousin! am i right? or i could go out on a limb here and say: youve gots a girlfriend! :laugh:
the slaping in the face is completly wrong. but the other thing is really close :D . Oh yeah, when i told my friend to guess what happened, he also said that she slapped me in the face :laugh: . whats up with the slapping? :laugh:

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*gets an x-ray screen and puts it next to PA's stomach*
Very interesting!......eww....hmm...now that's disturbing hehe.
You better watch what you eat PA, is that your stomach gurgling, or cries of despair?
*makes PA eat a watermelon whole*
That should help hehe....
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 31
Seen January 29th, 2006
Posted January 29th, 2006
3,899 posts
19.5 Years
i'm in love(look at my post before this in this thread incase u dont understand).........yeah!!it's called freakin' love!! :laugh: .i dont think it's supposed to be funny. but u can make it funny by saying some stupid stuff like i just did now :laugh: i think i love her.......*people start saying "aww thats so sweet"* thats sweet? if it's sweet, let me taste it! :laugh: like i said before,scott, it's really close to the thing u said after the thing about the girl telling me to date her ugly cousin :laugh: . i wish she was my girlfriend....cosmos!!ur supposed to grant my wish! ur my fairy godparent! :laugh:

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*stunned by laughing faces*
Too...many....of them!
*snaps out of it*
Well I hope she feels the same way about you soon enough Kenshin! (if she doesn't already hehe)
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 31
Seen January 29th, 2006
Posted January 29th, 2006
3,899 posts
19.5 Years
yup...a lot of laughing faces :laugh: in most of my posts, i have at least 4 laughing faces :laugh: ...2 down 2 to go..... :laugh: .....3 down 1 to go.............i'll get it sooner or later :laugh: BOO YA!!!there ya go! got the last one! :laugh: anyways, thanks, i hope she feels the same way about me....soon. but maybe she already does! that would be cool!! :D

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
AHHH!! 4 laughing and one smiley...2!....maybe she does like you, I wouldn't know, but there is one thing I do know....you're on the right track!
*continues to look at smileys*
Lets have a staring contest with the smiles!
*The smileys and I sit in chairs staring at eachother*
you..have to blink sooner or later you smiles...*twitch* *twitch* hehe.
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 31
Seen January 29th, 2006
Posted January 29th, 2006
3,899 posts
19.5 Years
This has become an official mad-house! and a bit of romantic odd-ness....*shakes head* eh...
:laugh: yup!mad house and romantic. ooooo!! a romantic comedey! :laugh: and guess who started the romantic part? *there is silence* ME!!duh....... :laugh: the thing about scott doesnt count ......smile,laugh,smile,laugh,smile, :laugh: .YAY!!thats 4!! :laugh: now, back to the romantic part. i think i love her..... but does she at least like me? hmmm......the question of the year :laugh:

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
So what if she had to move or something (I'm not saying it will happen! Oh no!) and her last words were:
"I love you Kevin!"
How would you know which Kevin she's talking about!?
.......an awkward situation hehe.
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 31
Seen January 29th, 2006
Posted January 29th, 2006
3,899 posts
19.5 Years
So what if she had to move or something (I'm not saying it will happen! Oh no!) and her last words were:
"I love you Kevin!"
How would you know which Kevin she's talking about!?
.......an awkward situation hehe.
:laugh: if that happened, i would kick the other Kevin in the nuts and yell "I'm the victor!!!!" and i would tell the girl "I LOVE YOU!!!CALL ME!!E-MAIL ME INSTEAD CAUSE U DONT KNOW MY PHONE NUMBER!!" :laugh:

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
ok then...let's talk about SL behind his back! Just kidding hehe.
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 32
Female
You wouldn't know
Seen January 17th, 2022
Posted January 5th, 2007
944 posts
19.7 Years
ok then...let's talk about SL behind his back! Just kidding hehe.
*hits 100marios on head* no we will not!! we can just talk about him.

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: D boredom! wheee! *runs in cricles*

I honestly don't know what to put in this signature anymore XD

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
Derr...what did ya hit me on the head with?...it was..it was.......ouch hehe.
*falls and faints*
All these hits on the head are really starting to affect my IQ hehe.
*faints once again*
*raises index finger......but faints again*
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
I want yummy pizza too! It sounds so....yummy!....and quite delicious....and tasty!...and...I'm hungry hehe.
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

Rift

Let's Venture Onward!

Age 32
The Land of Hyrule
Seen October 15th, 2014
Posted December 8th, 2011
3,592 posts
19.7 Years
*hits 100marios in the head* talkin about me behind my back!? *hits him in the head again* that aint nice! :laugh: oh and i made my own buisness, its: 1-800-hrt-mee-now!! hahahaha!! if ya dial that phone number and ask for a man named Jim, a hobo will come to your house asking for some soda and the occasional illegal drug :nervous: j/k! *hits 100marios in the head one more time* i think we've given the poor guy brain damage... :laugh:
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