The Comedians Club Page 23

Started by Rift October 18th, 2003 9:11 PM
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100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*looks at CaRtOON*
It wasn't me! I was framed!
Gee, that really was a nice thing you did for your friend! I feel so bad, after being friends for so long...
But, I suppose I cheered you up didn't I? Hehe...
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
Well she did now! As you obviously know!
*Alligator begins to talk, but I snap his mouth shut*
Me: I'm not in the mood alligator! Now I know of the stubborness of Alligators!

Oh...I never noticed....I passed my 500th post a while back! Yay! Another landmark!
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Seen July 7th, 2008
Posted April 5th, 2006
2,943 posts
19.7 Years
Gee, that really was a nice thing you did for your friend! I feel so bad, after being friends for so long...
But, I suppose I cheered you up didn't I? Hehe...
Thanks, it really means a lot to me ^_^ When a very good friend has died, it hurts like f***.. And yes, you cheered me up! =D

hhhmmm...i wonder if Kayleigh ever reads this thread or the "Crushes" thread?
Yep, she read it :D

*Gets killed by crush*

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
Alligator: last I looked, only Scott, not H.A.W.K., was in my mouth!....but I don't mind!
*begins to chew*
Me: Ack!! Don't do that to my friends!
*I begin to pull his mouth open, struggling, until I finally get it open and let them out*
Alligator: How? How could 100marios open my mouth? What kind of device-
Me: If the mouth is opened then they can go free!
*whispers to Scott and H.A.W.K.*
That's the only way you can talk to these alligator lotr fan types..
Alligator: I heard you! You plan to make a fool of me!
*bites the end of one of my pant's legs*
Me: Hey! Don't bite that! These are nice, you'll ruin it!
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
still takeing pictures

"Why is it that something always happens to someones pants on this thread?!"

goes to get a taylor
It's tailor hehe.
*rubs chin* I don't know, ask Phantom Angel!
Hey!
*takes camera and gets pictures developed*
....ah! Looking good!.....hey! I didn't know you took that picture!....good times hehe...
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 34
Behind You! *snicker* Made you look!!
Seen May 21st, 2012
Posted October 10th, 2005
435 posts
19.5 Years
No, silly, im getting my good friend taylor who is a tailor.

Duh!! geez :D :D

Hm.. thers one of scot, thers one of 100mar, thers one of both of you in a aligator, thers one of ally (scot: OPS! Sorry, that ones mine), thers one of 100mar with only a 1/2 a pants on, thers one of my foot, thers one of scots foot, aly and scott kissing at ther wedding, my foot again...
Ahh, how things change.

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*takes the wedding picture away* how did you get those! i dont remember invitin you to the weddin! :P
*Looks at wedding picture and swipes it out of Scott's hands*
There I am! I'm...the best man!...no just kidding hehe,....I'd probably be the janitor, it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta clean it!......I'm not loved enough to get a better position hehe. Oh well!
*gets mop and bucket and begins washing the alligator*
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*walks up in a Paul Bunyan suit*
Says in gruff voice: Thanks for shakin' up that tree CaRtOON.....I've been after this one for a long time...it always seems to leaf....hehe leaf......whelp
*pulls up stockings and spits in his hands*
.......ew.....time to cut this tree down!
*starts swinging axe at the tree Mystical Mewtwo is in while woodsmen come and play a song on violins and triangles*
TIIIMMMBBBEEERRRRRR!!
*tree falls down*
......where's that ox!....if he doesn't come soon he'll meet my axe!...hehe ox, axe.....corny....
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 34
Behind You! *snicker* Made you look!!
Seen May 21st, 2012
Posted October 10th, 2005
435 posts
19.5 Years
AHHHHH!!
*Falls out of fallen tree*

Darn!!! i was getting such good pictures too! :P

*Strokes imaginary beard*

hmm...

*grabs some trianges*
*begins to bang them randomly, without order, so horribly which is hard to do on triangles*
Ahh, how things change.

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*Alligator starts aeting MM2*
alligator in a muffled voice: Oando Boom! You a leolas! Can I hav yo autogra?
Orlando Bloom: This thread is old....very old.....filled with dopiness....and stupidity.....*looks around*
alligator: 100mari appoache!
Me: Would ya look at that! Their fast friends!
*walks up to Orlando Bloom*
Me: Pssh! Hey! You better leave quick before any of the girls realize you're here!
Orlando Bloom: Yes! What a perfectly balanced plan!
alligator: Tha no Lotr!
Orlando Bloom: The eye of the alligator is pulsing!
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 34
Behind You! *snicker* Made you look!!
Seen May 21st, 2012
Posted October 10th, 2005
435 posts
19.5 Years
*sits in alegators stomache*

hmmm... what should i do... I KNOW! ILL use the RING

*puts on ring*

Muhahahaha! Now you cant see me!

*Still stuck in alegator*

Some ring.... cant even get u outa an aligaor...
Ahh, how things change.

Rift

Let's Venture Onward!

Age 32
The Land of Hyrule
Seen October 15th, 2014
Posted December 8th, 2011
3,592 posts
19.7 Years
*Scott and Ally are getting married again without MM2 knowing*

goes to a psychitrist
Psychiritrist: Now Tell me vat you see *holds up an ink blot*
Scott: Hmm...i see a castle, a huge moat, a fire breathing dragon, some angry villagers and...a honey baked ham! :P
This Space For Rent.

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*Scott and Ally are getting married again without MM2 knowing*

goes to a psychitrist
Psychiritrist: Now Tell me vat you see *holds up an ink blot*
Scott: Hmm...i see a castle, a huge moat, a fire breathing dragon, some angry villagers and...a honey baked ham! :P
*psychiatrist looks puzzled and looks at ink blot himself*
...hm........oh......boy! You are.......Genius!
*switches position with Scott and lays down on the couch while putting his
hand over his head*
It all started....when I vas just a little boy.....
Hehe....
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 34
Behind You! *snicker* Made you look!!
Seen May 21st, 2012
Posted October 10th, 2005
435 posts
19.5 Years
Phyciatrist: Now, what do you see?

*Holds up ink blob*

Scott: Aly!

"How bout now?" *another ink blob*

"ALy!!"

"Hmm... How bout now?" *another ink blob*

"ALy!!"

"How bout now?" *holds up picture of aly*

Scott: "Uhhhh..... ummm... :D :P
Ahh, how things change.