The Comedians Club Page 24

Started by Rift October 18th, 2003 9:11 PM
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100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
A supermodel? Are you sure?
*looks at Ally's pic*
........hot dog!
*whistles while eating a hot dog*
.....these hot dogs are great!
*whistles again* Hehe.....
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
XD
NOT THE LOTR ALLIGATOR!!!!*runs away screaming*
Alligator: No!! Yuna come back!! We haven't finished our date yet!
I will take you too the movies!....however, I do not know the way!....I want you to help me!
*alligator runs after her*
Me: What a cute (yet rather odd) couple!
*starts to push Orlando Bloom out of the Comedians Club*
Me: Better start leavin'!
*Orlando Bloom looks at Yuna*
OB: She runs as if the very whips of her master were behind her!
Me: No...it's just the alligator!....hehe....
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 34
Behind You! *snicker* Made you look!!
Seen May 21st, 2012
Posted October 10th, 2005
435 posts
19.5 Years
her name isnt Aly its Ally! :laugh:

*looks at the picture of Ally* its on the tip of my tounge...um...a supermodel???
Yes, but if i typed ALLY, then id have to lift my finger ALL THE WAY Up and then back down for annother L!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Supermodel?! Let me see?!
What a babe!!!
*pigs walks up*
No, not the pic, that pig over there! :laugh:
Wow! We could stay here for hours and make up puns about ally being pritty!

hmmm... :laugh: :laugh:
Ahh, how things change.

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*grabs a cart of Deli meats and begins to smack MM2 with them*
........I can cause pain too right?....oh a smoked ham!
*whack*
.......Sausage!
*smash*
....balogna! (I think that's right hehe)
*smack*
...turkey!
*gobble*
hehe....so many choices, it's hard to pick just one!
*throws the whole cart over his head*
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 34
Behind You! *snicker* Made you look!!
Seen May 21st, 2012
Posted October 10th, 2005
435 posts
19.5 Years
TOO MUCH DELI MEAT!!!
(and a turkey hehe)

Umm... do u mean the zapy thing from the Crush Thread?

*is covered in deli meats and everything else 100mar threw and dumped on him*

Alligator: I love deli meats! And turkies! And everything your covered in!

MM2: AHHHH! NOT AGAIN!!!! *swallowed*
Ahh, how things change.

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*pats alligator on the back*
Tsk, tsk.....now we all know you're eating because you're bored!
*alligator looks at him ferociously*
eh....hehe, alligators don't eat humans unless someone feeds them hehe......
*gulp*
*begins to run but the alligator already swallows him*
.......ahh! Mystical Mewtwo!
*looks around and sees Lotr posters and the movie on tv*
......nice place ya got here!
*grabs a random deli meat and begins to watch the movie*
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 34
Behind You! *snicker* Made you look!!
Seen May 21st, 2012
Posted October 10th, 2005
435 posts
19.5 Years
*Watches movie with 100martilini pastas*

"Mr. Frodo!"
"Sam!"
"Mr. Frodo, the ring!"
"Sam!"
"Oh, frodo!"
"Sam!"
and so on :laugh:

"so, whats ther to do around here?"

100martilini pastas: "I know! lets play tennis with that dagiliy thing in the throat!"

serve, set, spike...
Ahh, how things change.

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*grabs throat thing and begins punching it with boxing gloves*
*In a Sweddish accent*
Yah! I am so big! Look at my muscles! You should have seen me punching that tooth, I vas awesome!
*punches it over to Mystical Mewtwo* Hehe...
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 34
Behind You! *snicker* Made you look!!
Seen May 21st, 2012
Posted October 10th, 2005
435 posts
19.5 Years
u know im going to call u 100martilini pastas from now on, right? just a heads up :laugh:

Aliigator: what is that?.... uhhggg... my stomache.... *blech*

Yeah! Were free!

*thinks deeply*

HOLD ON! I LEFT MY TV IN YOUR STOMACHE!!!!! :laugh:
Ahh, how things change.

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
u know im going to call u 100martilini pastas from now on, right? just a heads up :laugh:

Aliigator: what is that?.... uhhggg... my stomache.... *blech*

Yeah! Were free!

*thinks deeply*

HOLD ON! I LEFT MY TV IN YOUR STOMACHE!!!!! :laugh:
*smiles and gives him the thumbs up* I don't know what martilini pastas are, but I give you the heads up! Heads up, seven up!

*Gets up weakly after being spat out*
ew.........let me back inside! Hehe...
*trys to open the alligator's mouth, but it doesn't budge*
Me: Let me in there! That place was cool!
alligator: You can't go in me 100marios....not this time!
*gives a blank expression and falls over because of lotr quote*
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 34
Behind You! *snicker* Made you look!!
Seen May 21st, 2012
Posted October 10th, 2005
435 posts
19.5 Years
martalini is a tomato sause. If you dont know what pasta is, my italien side will have to kill you :laugh:

*shoots out of aligator with TV*

run for your life!!

*alligator runs out after us*

*shocks alligator with the shockythings*

Alligator: Wow! that was uwehfyawegywfe!
Ahh, how things change.

Yuna

bored out of my mind....

Age 33
In Darkness...thats all you need to know...
Seen May 1st, 2004
Posted May 1st, 2004
97 posts
19.4 Years
Alligator: No!! Yuna come back!! We haven't finished our date yet!
I will take you too the movies!....however, I do not know the way!....I want you to help me!
*alligator runs after her*
Me: What a cute (yet rather odd) couple!
*starts to push Orlando Bloom out of the Comedians Club*
Me: Better start leavin'!
*Orlando Bloom looks at Yuna*
OB: She runs as if the very whips of her master were behind her!
Me: No...it's just the alligator!....hehe....
me:NO!i'll never go on a date with you again evil lotr fan alligator from heck!go back to the everglades!and take the tv with you!
alligator:bu-bu-but............WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!*hides in a corner and bawls his eyes out*
yuna's best friend from school: Orlando [email protected][email protected] *drools*
me:no!stay away from the famous actor that you think is hot!*grabs OB and kicks him out of the comedians club*
yuna's friend: :\ MEANIE!!!
me:oh yeah,and as for you.............GO PLAY WITH YOUR DOG!!!!*kicks her out*there!much better!the peace and quiet of CC is back!
alligator:*starts crying again*Why don't you like me
?!
me:cuz your an alligator.and evil,stupid lotr fan alligator.
.::TO BE CONTINUED::.

XD
Yuna OWNS you all!!xD..I mean..I mean she loves you all..♥
Paired up with Dizzy!^-^

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*takes a bopping stick and bops Scott's head*
Hey! Those kind of poems are forbidden!
*chases Scott up a tree and starts a fire at the bottom*
.......hmm, well this is oddly familiar!
*Smokey the Bear comes and points to all the PC members*
Only you! Can prevent forest fires! *puts it out*
Me:.....um, this is a Comedian Club fire? It's not re-
SB: Only you! Can prevent Comedian Club fires!
*runs off to his jeep*
Hehe.
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p