The Comedians Club Page 31

Started by Rift October 18th, 2003 9:11 PM
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100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
whoopz! My computor zhut down again>,< And it'z not necizarily talking like a vampire, it'z just replacing S's w/ Z'z. Why? Becauze I can!
*talks in Dracula voice*
Vell, I call zat close enough! Mwahahahaha!
And I knew all zat too! I am very good in zose vays? Right?
Zeze.....
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

Teara

First visit in 4 years (oops)

Female
West Coast!
Seen January 6th, 2014
Posted January 6th, 2014
2,372 posts
19.4 Years
*talks in Dracula voice*
Vell, I call zat close enough! Mwahahahaha!
And I knew all zat too! I am very good in zose vays? Right?
Zeze.....
*zeez Marioz az a vampire*
*bonkz Him*
You zhould have zeen that coming.
*throwz garlic on him*
juzt for good meazure^_-

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*zeez Marioz az a vampire*
*bonkz Him*
You zhould have zeen that coming.
*throwz garlic on him*
juzt for good meazure^_-
Wow! I like zese garlic!
*throws tomato sauce and noodles and mixes them together*
Now zat iz more like it!
.....OOFZ!
Yez, I should of zaw that coming!
*looks at his teeth*
Vat beautiful fangz I haf! Better too....
*looks at Teara*
.....Mwahahahaha!
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

Teara

First visit in 4 years (oops)

Female
West Coast!
Seen January 6th, 2014
Posted January 6th, 2014
2,372 posts
19.4 Years
Wow! I like zese garlic!
*throws tomato sauce and noodles and mixes them together*
Now zat iz more like it!
.....OOFZ!
Yez, I should of zaw that coming!
*looks at his teeth*
Vat beautiful fangz I haf! Better too....
*looks at Teara*
.....Mwahahahaha!
*throwz a zteak, crozz, and more garlic at 100Marioz*
Gaaahhh!
*runz off, hitz a parked car*
:knockedou ohhhh, look at the pretty colooooorz, ohhhhh.


and now, zome beautiful phrazez by meh!
1-monky zee, monky watch
2-if you zlam a locker in an empty hallway,and nobody hearz it, doez that make u a nobody?
3-a doe, a dear, a female de- *bang* oopz, hunter got to it before I could finizh
4-I'm perfectly normal, it'z all my imagenary friendz that are inzane
5-monky zee, monky not blind
me zo talented!! :laugh:

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*throwz a zteak, crozz, and more garlic at 100Marioz*
Gaaahhh!
*runz off, hitz a parked car*
:knockedou ohhhh, look at the pretty colooooorz, ohhhhh.


and now, zome beautiful phrazez by meh!
1-monky zee, monky watch
2-if you zlam a locker in an empty hallway,and nobody hearz it, doez that make u a nobody?
3-a doe, a dear, a female de- *bang* oopz, hunter got to it before I could finizh
4-I'm perfectly normal, it'z all my imagenary friendz that are inzane
5-monky zee, monky not blind
me zo talented!! :laugh:
No! Not zee cross! Now zat is bad! Blah! BLAH!

Oh yeah! Did you know that I could clap with only one hand? I just found it out a few days ago! It's really cool!
*begins to clap around with one hand*
Yeah! I'm so good, I can defy the laws of clapping! Hahahaha!
*claps for Teara's phrases*
Now zat's zee spirit! Blahahahahahaha!
Hehe....
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

Teara

First visit in 4 years (oops)

Female
West Coast!
Seen January 6th, 2014
Posted January 6th, 2014
2,372 posts
19.4 Years
No! Not zee cross! Now zat is bad! Blah! BLAH!

Oh yeah! Did you know that I could clap with only one hand? I just found it out a few days ago! It's really cool!
*begins to clap around with one hand*
Yeah! I'm so good, I can defy the laws of clapping! Hahahaha!
*claps for Teara's phrases*
Now zat's zee spirit! Blahahahahahaha!
Hehe....
Zome of my friendz can do that too, I can't though-_- But I can twizt my arm all the way around^_^ It'z fun to freak people out with my dear double jointed elbow!
*triez to clap w/ 1 hand, whakz hand on dezk*
yiip!
*bonkz 100Marioz*

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
Zome of my friendz can do that too, I can't though-_- But I can twizt my arm all the way around^_^ It'z fun to freak people out with my dear double jointed elbow!
*triez to clap w/ 1 hand, whakz hand on dezk*
yiip!
*bonkz 100Marioz*
OOFEZ!
VAT? VAT DID I DO NOW?!
Zese people.....bonk my poor head.....zese is bad! Very bad! No?
Hehe....
Yah, I uze my fingerz to clap on my own handz. Iz really cool! No one else I know can do zat! It....is.....awezome!
I can zorta do zat double jointed nonzenze......
I can twizt my fingerz and my armz together! Zat iz sorta double jointed!
....can you move your earz? I can.....zorta....hehe.
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

Teara

First visit in 4 years (oops)

Female
West Coast!
Seen January 6th, 2014
Posted January 6th, 2014
2,372 posts
19.4 Years
OOFEZ!
VAT? VAT DID I DO NOW?!
Zese people.....bonk my poor head.....zese is bad! Very bad! No?
Hehe....
Yah, I uze my fingerz to clap on my own handz. Iz really cool! No one else I know can do zat! It....is.....awezome!
I can zorta do zat double jointed nonzenze......
I can twizt my fingerz and my armz together! Zat iz sorta double jointed!
....can you move your earz? I can.....zorta....hehe.
Why yez I can^_^
*movez earz*
zeeee...hey pay attention! Helloooo! I'm talking to you! Hey! Will u lizten to me! Eyez up here! 100Marioz! Jordan! Lizten to me!
*bonkz 100Marioz*
Thatz for not paying attention>,< JK^_-

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
Why yez I can^_^
*movez earz*
zeeee...hey pay attention! Helloooo! I'm talking to you! Hey! Will u lizten to me! Eyez up here! 100Marioz! Jordan! Lizten to me!
*bonkz 100Marioz*
Thatz for not paying attention>,< JK^_-
Ohh........I am zuch a bad ztudent! Hehe....
Whenever I try to move zese earz of mine, I can move my whole head! It iz rather strange hehe.....
*rubz the back of hiz head*
Gaah! Zese bumpz and bruisez are really starting to get to me!
*runz into a door to try and open it*
......eh? Zese is very familiar...
Why von't this open!
*continuez to slam into zee door*
Romika tragen is muy volbehagen!
......zat vas a little bit of German! Although some wordz were wrong hehe....
*collapsez*
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

Teara

First visit in 4 years (oops)

Female
West Coast!
Seen January 6th, 2014
Posted January 6th, 2014
2,372 posts
19.4 Years
Ohh........I am zuch a bad ztudent! Hehe....
Whenever I try to move zese earz of mine, I can move my whole head! It iz rather strange hehe.....
*rubz the back of hiz head*
Gaah! Zese bumpz and bruisez are really starting to get to me!
*runz into a door to try and open it*
......eh? Zese is very familiar...
Why von't this open!
*continuez to slam into zee door*
Romika tragen is muy volbehagen!
......zat vas a little bit of German! Although some wordz were wrong hehe....
*collapsez*
Little Kid: Look mommy! A giant rock!
Mom: nah, that'z juzt a pazzed out German dude.
Little Kid: ohhhh
*kid pokez 100Marioz w/ a stick*
...Mommy! It'z got bumpz on it'z head!
Mom: there'z probably a reazon
*mother bonkz 100Marioz*

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
Little Kid: Look mommy! A giant rock!
Mom: nah, that'z juzt a pazzed out German dude.
Little Kid: ohhhh
*kid pokez 100Marioz w/ a stick*
...Mommy! It'z got bumpz on it'z head!
Mom: there'z probably a reazon
*mother bonkz 100Marioz*
*twitchez*
........................
*risez up off the ground*
Oh! Hi! I don't believe I've ever zeen you two before!
...........oh! A kid! I am zo good with kidz! Don't be zhy now!
*motionz for him to come forward and he doez*
So little boy, vat do you say?
little boy: Jerk!
*the little boy kickz him in the ankle and he howlz with zee pain*
mother: How dare you do that to my poor little son!
*bonkz him on the the head with her purze*
Doo! Aye.....vat ever happened to love your neighbor?
*scamperz off*
All zese craziness iz gonna make me go......crazy!
Hehe...
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

Teara

First visit in 4 years (oops)

Female
West Coast!
Seen January 6th, 2014
Posted January 6th, 2014
2,372 posts
19.4 Years
*twitchez*
........................
*risez up off the ground*
Oh! Hi! I don't believe I've ever zeen you two before!
...........oh! A kid! I am zo good with kidz! Don't be zhy now!
*motionz for him to come forward and he doez*
So little boy, vat do you say?
little boy: Jerk!
*the little boy kickz him in the ankle and he howlz with zee pain*
mother: How dare you do that to my poor little son!
*bonkz him on the the head with her purze*
Doo! Aye.....vat ever happened to love your neighbor?
*scamperz off*
All zese craziness iz gonna make me go......crazy!
Hehe...
*Watchez from afar*
Interezing, he zeemz to naturally bring out the mozt violent in people. Amazing, it'z like zomekind of...zomething naturall. I zhould record thiz...but I can't! I have to go, there'z a man I need to zee about a donky. zee Y'all tomarrow dudez.
P.Z. I just rememberd, a dude iz an infected hair on an elephant'z bum*.*
...eeeewwwww... :P

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
*Watchez from afar*
Interezing, he zeemz to naturally bring out the mozt violent in people. Amazing, it'z like zomekind of...zomething naturall. I zhould record thiz...but I can't! I have to go, there'z a man I need to zee about a donky. zee Y'all tomarrow dudez.
P.Z. I just rememberd, a dude iz an infected hair on an elephant'z bum*.*
...eeeewwwww... :P
*twitches*
.........................
zat iz why I never say dude! Hehe.....
Zee ya tommorow Teara! Bye!
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 31
wouldn't you like to know,you stalker !~.^
Seen April 22nd, 2005
Posted March 26th, 2005
296 posts
19.2 Years
HOW COULD Y'ALL!?!?!?!

i have posted since yesterday,and you go on wifout me!*sniff sniff*

hehe,i is on vacation skiing in new mexico fer springbreak!ain't dat kool?!:P

vhy are vou talking like vierdoz?>.-


Happily Paired With LatiosMaster!^.^

I'm a psycopath.Have little aliens ever entered your brain and told you to free the kangaroos from the zoo?No?I didn't think so...

I'm a pyromaniac.I like to burn things!And they burn,and they burn,NYAHAHA!!!!!

piyoko:i have a little green leprachan who lives on my shoulder,and he tells me to burn things!
Leprachan:Aye Lassie.burn ye house,burn ye friends,and burn ye school!
piyoko:cool!

You stare because im different...
(\.../) (\.../) (\.../) (\.../)
( *.*) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= )
(")_(") (")_(")(")_(")(")_(")
I stare because your all the same
Age 31
wouldn't you like to know,you stalker !~.^
Seen April 22nd, 2005
Posted March 26th, 2005
296 posts
19.2 Years
fwahaha!i has a cell phone and you doesn't :P


Happily Paired With LatiosMaster!^.^

I'm a psycopath.Have little aliens ever entered your brain and told you to free the kangaroos from the zoo?No?I didn't think so...

I'm a pyromaniac.I like to burn things!And they burn,and they burn,NYAHAHA!!!!!

piyoko:i have a little green leprachan who lives on my shoulder,and he tells me to burn things!
Leprachan:Aye Lassie.burn ye house,burn ye friends,and burn ye school!
piyoko:cool!

You stare because im different...
(\.../) (\.../) (\.../) (\.../)
( *.*) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= )
(")_(") (")_(")(")_(")(")_(")
I stare because your all the same

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
Pleaze don't double pozt.
But I don't think we were talking about anything...juzt running into parked carz ^_-
*raisez his index finger*
And being-
*getz run over by a parked car*
.....*cough*....run over by them hehe.....
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
Oh whoopz, that car wazn't parked...
*chekz under wheelz*
...eeewwww>,< Zmuzhed Marioz.
^_-
Oh....really!?
I guess not! That makes me feel a little better!
*tries to get out*
OOHH!......now I just have to do something about this rib in my lung...
*cough*..hehe..*cough*
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

Teara

First visit in 4 years (oops)

Female
West Coast!
Seen January 6th, 2014
Posted January 6th, 2014
2,372 posts
19.4 Years
Oh....really!?
I guess not! That makes me feel a little better!
*tries to get out*
OOHH!......now I just have to do something about this rib in my lung...
*cough*..hehe..*cough*
Well I'd give u zome advice about that and all, buuuut I have to go for my weekly 12 hour movie night. Zo I guess you'll juzt have to deal with that lil rib/lung problem till I get back...of courze, by then I'll have forrgoten what my advice waz zo you may have to wait a little longer. Hmm...tough luck mon!
*drivez away in parked car, tozzez grapez out the window for no apparent reazon*
zee ya'll! ^_-

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
Well I'd give u zome advice about that and all, buuuut I have to go for my weekly 12 hour movie night. Zo I guess you'll juzt have to deal with that lil rib/lung problem till I get back...of courze, by then I'll have forrgoten what my advice waz zo you may have to wait a little longer. Hmm...tough luck mon!
*drivez away in parked car, tozzez grapez out the window for no apparent reazon*
zee ya'll! ^_-
*sees grapes on the floor right in front of him*
............IT'S TORTURE I SAY! Hehe...
*tries to get up and reach the grapes with his mouth*
I'm....OUCH.....almost....OUCH.....there.....OUCH!
*squirms over there out of breath*
Ah! Finally! I'm just gonna take a little bite...
*is about to take a humungo bite.......when another car comes and runs over the grapes, squirting them in his face*
Gahh! It burns! I can't see a thing!.....my...mmy....my grapes!
*mourns over deceased grapes*
How dare you! You.....grape squishing person you!
Person: Huh? I thought I heard something! I better back up a bit....
*can't see a thing, so he can't see the guy backing up into him*
Me: Yeah! Back up all right! Get outta here! Why I oughta-
DDDOOOoooooOOOOO!!!
*slight intermission*
Hehe...
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p
Age 31
wouldn't you like to know,you stalker !~.^
Seen April 22nd, 2005
Posted March 26th, 2005
296 posts
19.2 Years
DOCTORS
*sees grapes on the floor right in front of him*
............IT'S TORTURE I SAY! Hehe...
*tries to get up and reach the grapes with his mouth*
I'm....OUCH.....almost....OUCH.....there.....OUCH!
*squirms over there out of breath*
Ah! Finally! I'm just gonna take a little bite...
*is about to take a humungo bite.......when another car comes and runs over the grapes, squirting them in his face*
Gahh! It burns! I can't see a thing!.....my...mmy....my grapes!
*mourns over deceased grapes*
How dare you! You.....grape squishing person you!
Person: Huh? I thought I heard something! I better back up a bit....
*can't see a thing, so he can't see the guy backing up into him*
Me: Yeah! Back up all right! Get outta here! Why I oughta-
DDDOOOoooooOOOOO!!!
*slight intermission*
Hehe...
*rushes in*don't worry!the DOCTOR'S here!now,lesse,the joint goes here,and the arm goes there...
[two hours later]
there all done!*you all see 100marios as a human pretzel*
100marios:hey!wait!wha-
me:oh!thanks for reminding me!the bill!*hands 100marios the bill*ta ta!
random little kid of the street:oh cool!a human pretzel!:Pmommy,can i eat it?
mom:no,it might be contaninated!lets go *mom and son walk of*
100marios:hey!want about me?!i'm stuck!


Happily Paired With LatiosMaster!^.^

I'm a psycopath.Have little aliens ever entered your brain and told you to free the kangaroos from the zoo?No?I didn't think so...

I'm a pyromaniac.I like to burn things!And they burn,and they burn,NYAHAHA!!!!!

piyoko:i have a little green leprachan who lives on my shoulder,and he tells me to burn things!
Leprachan:Aye Lassie.burn ye house,burn ye friends,and burn ye school!
piyoko:cool!

You stare because im different...
(\.../) (\.../) (\.../) (\.../)
( *.*) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= )
(")_(") (")_(")(")_(")(")_(")
I stare because your all the same

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
DOCTORS


*rushes in*don't worry!the DOCTOR'S here!now,lesse,the joint goes here,and the arm goes there...
[two hours later]
there all done!*you all see 100marios as a human pretzel*
100marios:hey!wait!wha-
me:oh!thanks for reminding me!the bill!*hands 100marios the bill*ta ta!
random little kid of the street:oh cool!a human pretzel!:Pmommy,can i eat it?
mom:no,it might be contaninated!lets go *mom and son walk of*
100marios:hey!want about me?!i'm stuck!
*tosses the bill*
I'm not paying for these kind of renovations!
Why I- oof!
*gets it jammed in his mouth*
..............
*stands there quietly while a tumble weed goes by*
............how do I get myself into these crazy affairs!....WOAH!
*falls over on his face*
*says in a muffled voice*
....ow...it really hurts to fall on your nose on a concrete ground!
*twitches, and tries to squrm to somebody who could pull himself together, for he can't exactly do it himself*
...grr......hey, cool! I can finally lick my elbow!
Hehe...
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p

100marios

Reigning Dork Champion of PC

Age 33
*booming voice* What authority dost though have to ask this of me?
Seen September 18th, 2017
Posted October 23rd, 2008
5,341 posts
19.7 Years
...I zee you got into more trouble while I waz gone.
*zhakez head*
Ya know, if u don't ztop thiz reclezz behavior, your really going to get hurt zome day...I zwear, kidz theze dayz, can't take care of themzelvez-_-
^_-
*walks around with a cane and talks in a old man's voice again*
Why, in my days we didn't have forums! The closest thing we had was to write in the beach using sticks! And it took a good 15 miles sometimes to get to the nearest one! Kids you days, don't appreciate a single thing!
*walks shakily while crouched over*
ehh......ehh.......ehh.....hehe......ehh.
Dec. 2003:
Don't be afraid to make fun of me...*gives glare* I can take it!
...And I still can!

Signature under construction. Or I might just be saying this because I have no idea how to make one. Let your imagination guide you!... Please? *smiles* ;p