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txteclipse

The Last

Age 32
Riverside
Seen March 23rd, 2023
Posted November 2nd, 2016
2,322 posts
15.7 Years
Without me, this section is pointless.
It's true. We're hopeless without you. Notice the massive lack of activity occuring. ;;

And now to disappear for another week.

And I feel like doing this bad-ass dramatic thing where I call everyone "mother effers" and flip them all off while smoking a cigarette before I toss a grenade over my shoulder and blow the place up.
And we love you to death for it, of course. *There arise cheers of "yay, Astinus gave us some attention!" amidst the groans of agony and the steady "drip, drip, drip" of leaking blood.*
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Best City OCE
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Posted April 1st, 2013
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Without me, this section is pointless.
Indeed. The first time I saw no activity in the here lounge for three whole days. What are you guys, dead?
Everything ends,
and that's always sad.
But everything begins again, too,
and that's always happy.
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Actually, that always happens whenever I don't post. I think there was another time when I just stopped posting and the whole section died. It wasn't until I started posting again that people came back and realized "Oh hay. We has post reply button! :D:D:D:D"

I had no idea I was that interesting or needed in this section. o_o I mean, it's not like I stand stark naked on the counter while juggling apples and dancing in tapioca pudding, singing German Digimon songs while wearing a teal water bucket on my head. (I do that in real life though. *nodsnods*)

But...no one even views my section while I'm not here. ;; I had no idea you all cared so much.

I FEEL LOVED AND I'M HOOKED ON A FEELING! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! *dances away with David Hasslehoff*

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16.6 Years
But Asty, you're like our god or something! If you aren't responsive, it clearly means we must go into a period of mourning!

And silly Asty- don't you know that love is a verb? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je-SIrGRi5Y

I resent the fact that the "insert link" function is broken. Rawr. >.<

x x x x

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Posted July 9th, 2016
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15.6 Years
I'm scarred for life... my sister just blew her morning breath into my nostrils. Seriously, my nose is burning. I feel like I've inhaled crack cocaine over a two year period without the stimulation. -.-

If your characters had super-powers, what powers would they have?
Diamond I think would probably have telepathy or something that deals with telekinesis. Something like Professor Xavier.

Dawn would probably have the power of persuasion and Pearl... I dunno if I can trust him with superpowers...

Bay

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Dani California
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I have been busy for the last few days studying for my midterms and reading some articles for my paper (which I hope the professor will extend the due date soon...). ^^;

Heh, we were responding while you were gone Astinus, but then things went quiet...XD

We should start planning that musical again, guys. :D
Miles Edgeworth
Foul Play [On Hiatus]
Age 32
Finland
Seen January 27th, 2013
Posted January 28th, 2012
642 posts
14.8 Years
AAAASTINUUUUUUS~~!!

I've been wondering why this place is so dead, but that really explains it. No Astinus = No Life. Aww, man, I feel like writing again! For the past few days I've been doing intensive investigation about Osaka, because I'm going to (hopefully, as it still is a money question) travel there next summer. I still have some eight full months to go, but I'm already overly excited. Which, by the way, is a good thing, because this way I can save up ("save up" = blackmail my boyfriend into putting more money aside than he'd like to) more actively. Yay for Osaka!

On another note, I joined NaNoWriMo on an impulse, came up with the bestest story ever seen in this world, started it and completely lost all interest in writing it. Instead, I've been going trough a real old novel I've been working on for years. It's still in progress. As are my... 19 (I just counted them all and I swear I didn't know there were that many... Yikes!) other novels/short stories. I want to finish them all, but I doubt I ever will. Of course I'll get some of them done, but all? Don't think so. So, I beat Astinus's six fics hands down. Yay me!

As I am in the mood of yaying, I'll do a couple more: Yay Astinus! We missed you! At least I did, that is!
Yay activity! I've been refreshing my "subscribed threads"-page for quite some time now, because I don't feel like searching for new people in other sections. Also, I had nothing to say. Thus the silence and occasional refreshing.
Yay everyone! \o/

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Yay! Asty poked in for a few! My life has meaning again.

Anyway, I'm curious about how many of you have been checking this section to see if there were any updates the past few days. I've been checking like every other hour, but every check has ended in disappointment. Imagine my surprise when I see eight new replies in this section at once!
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I've been glancing at it occasionally; the fact that it ended on my post for a few days tripped me out a bit. o_o; BUT! It's good to see this thread active again! WEEE!

-Taunter the Haunter
-(ゴースト Ghost)
-Team Wilhelm "Leader"
-Gas Pokémon
-5'03" & 0.2 lbs
-Lvl. 65
-And he talks?!
-"Hau hau! Why yes, your soul looks very delicious..."
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Now, let's not let it die. Let's come up with a new, thrilling question.

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

No-one ever asked this, even though it was a subject for a long, long, long time. So, I present to you, my fellow writers, this arduous question! Answer, if you dare!

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Posted April 12th, 2015
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Now, let's not let it die. Let's come up with a new, thrilling question.

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

No-one ever asked this, even though it was a subject for a long, long, long time. So, I present to you, my fellow writers, this arduous question! Answer, if you dare!
Probably how my avatar is reacting.
I really need a new signature.
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How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

Well, fear would be the most likely reaction for anything intelligent thing, but knowing Neal would probably use conversion or something like that. He is a porygon. What about the chanseys with chainsaws?
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Buoysel

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What about the chanseys with chainsaws?
While we're on this bandwagon:
Hoppips with nerve gas, and of course Pichus with Axes.
I really need a new signature.

JX Valentine

Your aquatic overlord

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Harassing Bill
Seen August 19th, 2020
Posted December 8th, 2012
3,276 posts
19 Years
Oddly enough, I actually have an excuse as to why I wasn't posting: real life.

Oh, incidentally, if anyone's ever curious enough to read Uncle Tom's Cabin, I can summarize it thusly:

Exposition, exposition, exposition, angst, exposition, exposition, someone dies, exposition, someone else dies, exposition, exposition, angst, exposition, exposition, someone else dies...

I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to be politically incorrect or anything. It's just that I'm not entirely sure if I should care what shade of hair Eva St. Clair has and why I need to read past a paragraph that describes this shade.

(Although I will say that I'd probably tap Augustine St. Clair. You heard me.)

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?
I think I'll have to start with Bill, probably because he's got the most distinct reaction. If Bill saw a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers, his researcher instincts would kick in and promptly negate any form of common sense and natural instinct he may have. As a result, his reaction would be, "Oh! How curious! Those Sentret have flamethrowers! I must stop to study this!" And then they roast him. How he's still alive after years of this is beyond me.

Then, you've got Viola, who would stand there and look a little confused because she's never seen Sentrets wielding flamethrowers (let alone flamethrowers themselves), but she'd eventually be dragged away by Sebastian and Imogen, one of my few characters who come fully equipped with common sense.

Rose would run away bawling like a little girl.

And then you have everyone else, who would most likely jump in front of the herd and attempt to kick the crap out of them. Sometimes literally. (Well, if you get Mercury drunk enough...)

Apparently, most of my characters are nominees for Darwin Awards.

Edit: Which leads to my next question.

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
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txteclipse

The Last

Age 32
Riverside
Seen March 23rd, 2023
Posted November 2nd, 2016
2,322 posts
15.7 Years
How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers, Chanseys with chainsaws, Hoppips with nerve gas and Pichus with axes ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

Latias and Latios would fly away at supersonic speeds, and I'm pretty sure Ren would tag along for the ride. Kairn would probably run to meet them, get hit by a teargas grenade, and start running the other direction. Houndoom would roast one Sentret, causing it to blow up, which would start a chain reaction that would wipe out the entire crowd in a glorious display of explosions and gore.

Mewtwo would probably just be going "oh, what's that? What is that? It's red! What's that stuff it's spraying out? Why does it hurt? What are you? What are you?" Not really, though. She'd probably just lay waste to them with her ship's Wave Cannon.

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?

This one made me cackle. Kairn would probably win it for trying to stay on Latios without using his hands while they were flying faster than the speed of sound. He's attempted it before at slower speeds. o.O

Ren isn't really prone to doing blatantly stupid things, so I'm not sure for him.

Latias or Latios might over-eat, but again, they aren't the foolish types.

And it is against the laws of physics for Mewtwo to win a Darwin Award. If you try to write an equation that will tell you the chances of her actually getting one, your paper will spontaneously combust and your right pinky finger will start hemorrhaging.

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on the second floor's nest
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14.6 Years
H€ck... I hadn't even noticed Astinus was MIA.

But it's good to see this section is still alive. I don't post here a lot.... but still is one of my favourite reads ever since the flamethrower-packed Sentrets.

Answering the questions:

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers, Chanseys with chainsaws, Hoppips with nerve gas and Pichus with axes ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

Darius would stay there for a while, embellezed before the sight of Chanseys, before noticing the chainsaws. After a couple of seconds of screaming he would send Rapidash out of her Poké Ball and ask her, crying, to take him away full speed. Of course, Rapidash, being as competitive as she is, would only run fast enough to keep the race interesting, while at the same time driving Darius to insanity. In the case of the Hippops, I think Darius would be stupid enough to go to them laughing like "Oh, look, it's a group of Hoppips! Let's do the Hoppip dan--- cough... argh... uhhh... " and then dies.

Dunno what Lou would do. I tried to picture the scene with him facing an horde of Pichus with axes, and then the Sentrets, but my mind just blocked. I really don't know why... I'll give this some more thought.

Edit

Anyway, I'm curious about how many of you have been checking this section to see if there were any updates the past few days.

Well, I read this section three to six times a week. To be honest, I've configured my trusty browser to begin by checking a specific set of pages everytime I run it, this Lounge being the 17th in order. So pretty much everytime I start my PC and take a look at the Intertubes I pretty much start my PC experience by visiting this Lounge. Even more after the Sentrets thing.
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How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers, Chanseys with chainsaws, Hoppips with nerve gas and Pichus with axes ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?
Bunny would most likely run away while Jacob and Jenny would use their guns if those Pokemon are getting too crazy. XD;

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
Bunny, Jenny, and Jacob also aren't the types to do stupid things in all seriousness, so not really sure about that. ^^;

As for how often I look here: depends how crazy the party is. XD; If it's a bit quiet, once or twice a day. If things get hetic...every couple of hours. XD
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Age 36
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Why am I posting? Because I don't want to read about Andrew Wiggin looking at cross-species porn. ;________;

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?
Aden actually did have the pleasure of dealing with a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers. Her reaction was to run like the little girl that she is. She ran only because she wasn't quite sure if she could battle all the little flaming Sentret at once, but she did battle against one of the species.

Shinrai would probably, if the device worked, use her Digivice to evolve her Digimon and blast the little fuzzballs away.

Andy would just love the things. He'd love them so he could understand them and feel like he's married to them. (omgwhydoeshehavetobesodifficulttoputintomyotp?whyandywhy?) Angel would...I don't know. Laugh. Or try to fight the Sentret. Or swear. I don't know.

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
Aden would most likely getting it out of all my characters. She's always doing the most stupidest things, like wandering away to follow a raging Mewtwo because she was bored. Or the time that she meandered into the mountains without supplies. She's a wonderfully stupid character who's amusing.

She would most likely win it for insulting Mewtwo. Enough said.

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Why am I posting? Because I don't want to read about Andrew Wiggin looking at cross-species porn. ;________;
LAlalala! I can't heeaaarrrr yoooou! *covers ears*

How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

Lauren: Oh m' f***ing god... I'm totally not tacklin' this wit' Aquaria! Head for th' 'ills! *flees as far as her feet will take her.
Collin: Hmph. Foolish creatures! Gorian, Hydro Pump! *laughs insanely as his Blastoise commences kicking the asses of the Sentret and their flamethrowers*

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
More than likely, Taunter the Haunter, Sparx the Jolteon, or Vladimir the shiny Gliscor would manage that one. How? Er... well, Taunter and Vladimir do a lot of stupid things to each other and other beings-- one of their tricks is bound to earn them a Darwin Award (especially ones involving Fire Punch).

Sparx... I guess his would be trying to litterally fly. For years, much to Lauren's dismay, he's thought of himself as a figher pilot (hence the aviator goggle and scarf he wears)-- I'm sure one dive off of a cliff, pretending he's in an airplane, will do him in for that award.

-Taunter the Haunter
-(ゴースト Ghost)
-Team Wilhelm "Leader"
-Gas Pokémon
-5'03" & 0.2 lbs
-Lvl. 65
-And he talks?!
-"Hau hau! Why yes, your soul looks very delicious..."

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Posted May 30th, 2010
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How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?
Jeff would try to stop the Sentrets with his Charmander, but would fail due to inexperience. And to think that he still has to face Mewtwo...
Katy, being more rational, would find any and all escape routes to ensure safety.
Entei would literally battle fire with fire, probably using his own Flamethrower attack against the Sentret's flamethrowers.
Mewtwo would just laugh and mutilate the Sentrets effortlessly.

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
Jeff, as always, would be playing the valiant hero.
I don't know if Katy would suffer such a fate. She's much more sensible.
Entei, in an epic battle, would take a devastating hit that would render him motionless.
Mewtwo would probably do it to himself, since he doesn't have a suitable mate anyway.
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How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

I think I'll tackle this with characters from three different fics.

Sapphy: If we work to together, we can stop them! *battle cry*
Lucius: I can handle this on my own! *calls Lilith to handle it*
Ezekiel: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?

Lucius would keep ordering his Pokemon to use Hyper Beam. Lucy would claim to be the best assassin ever, but always ends up screwing up the mission. Dexter will mistaking transform into a Magikarp when they need him most.


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Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
I don't know. Probably trying to tame some a herd of Tauros chargin' at him. I guess. Maybe he just got stuck trying to steal stuff from a vending machine in Celadon.
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I'll aswer my own question first.
How would your character/s react if a pack of Sentret with flamethrowers ran towards this/these said character/s at a ridiculous speed?

Radeem: "Trying to beat me with flamethrowers? Oh, come on!" and then she'd use one humongous fire blast (that would miss, intentionally of course) and watch the critters flee.
Ivysaur: "They're not going to fry me. They're Sentret, for crying out loud!" Soon after, he'd be suffering from several burns.
Cimi: She is often very sensible, but sometimes her curiousity takes the better of her. She would stall completely, stare at the pack of Sentret advancing towards her and mumble: "How in this world did they get those things? What are they?"
April: As I love Jack's mom, I'm going to include her reaction here. She'd go "Oh my gosh, how adorable sentrems!" and watch them go with a fascinated look on her face. Of course, she would not have the slightest idea about what the flamethrowers are, so you can't really blame her for that. Her son, however, the sensible little ten-year-old he is, would first out his attention into frowning at his mother mispronouncing Sentret and only after that he'd start running away.

Your character just won a Darwin Award. How did the stupid eff manage to do it?
I think the most likely to get the award would be Ivysaur, as he is insanely stubborn. He might get himself killed when trying to prove something he is absolutely sure about. Like, for example, that grass type Pokémon can, even when soaked in flammable liquids, beat fire type Pokémon (with all fire-powering gadgets availabl) any time. He is highly provokeable, so he'd probably even try to prove he can fly. He's a bit stupid like that. But hey, at least he has his pride.

Another character I can imagine getting the price is Cimi. She might even get one for the incident with the Sentret, described above. She wouldn't really deserve it, though, because she is stupid only occasionally and if she kets herself killed in some idiotic act, it's mostly an accident. She doesn't know what flamthrowers are, for example. Oh, well.


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Well, I set PC as a home tab in my browser, so whenever I open my browser, PC is opened automatically. I usually open my browser once every other hour if I'm home because of problems my computer seems to have, so that's why I'm here so often.
I am returning once again (hopefully for good). I will be updating Affliction regularly and reviewing other people's fics every so often. If you would like to request a review, then please send me a PM.

My FFC entry for April 2008: My Endless Loneliness
My Discontinued, Chaptered FanFiction: The Fall of Light
My current chaptered FanFiction: Affliction
My Parody of Pure Awesomeness (requires some context to fully appreciate): Sir. Aaron - A Parody