de tal ov ultimit desstny

Started by Percy Thrillington April 30th, 2008 12:06 PM
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it wsa a butiful morning in palet twon an teh sun was jus risinsg. ther was tis girl in bed who was jus wakfing up an she jumpd up a yelld 'omfg wot time iz it? hawt dng im late' she got up an put on hre cloths ann hurry to teh door thing an ran dwonstars her mommy was tere 'good lucjk ninteals 009 hoeny' she sed an nintales 009 was like 'lol w/e' am ran out twoards profesa okas place ninetlaes 009 got teh plofesa oaks an tons of ppl were ther liek balck dudes who were lik yo grl u be about ta start on ur pokmon joiurney grl an ninetaels 009 was like lol an gary was tere aswel he was very handseme but not in a gay way. he was like grl u late i gots a pokemon an u dunt an nintetaels 009 was like tanks for saving it for me and snatchd teh pokebal from gartys hand gary was liek wtf but nintetales 009 just walkd up to teh professas lab place. profusa oak ran inta ninatels 009 at teh door an was like lol i was jus comin teh see u an ninetales 009 was liek kay an profesor oak sed i goit ur pokemon in teh pokenall for u all teh others wer taken but ninetales was liek i alredy got mine from gary an profesa oka was like o okay. n inetales then got her pokedrex thing an pokebals an set out from palet to becum a pokemon master

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'It's been a prevalent notion. Fallen sparks. Fragments of vessels broken at the Creation. And someday, somehow, before the end, a gathering back to home. A messenger from the Kingdom, arriving at the last moment. But I tell you there is no such message, no such home -- only the millions of last moments . . . nothing more. Our history is an aggregate of last moments.'

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I have nothing to say.........

seriously, what is this?

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seriously, what is this?
I sure hope it's a parody of newbish fan fiction, I'd hate to burst out laughing at the awfulness of something that was meant to be good.
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I sure hope it's a parody of newbish fan fiction, I'd hate to burst out laughing at the awfulness of something that was meant to be good.
it better be a parody... otherwise, something is seriously wrong o_O

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Even if this was made as a joke or a parody fic, it violates the first rule of the Fan Fiction Rules. This is, basically, spam.
Lighten up, I thought it was clever!
Old, Janky Fics
[url-inline="showthread.php?t=146381"]Gary Stu's Unpredictable Adventure[/url-inline]
Complete and FULL of lame jokes
[url-inline="showthread.php?t=127518"]Kanto: The Disputed Frontier[/url-inline]
Canceled
(Now with MST3K'd chapter 1!)
Chapter Fics
[url-inline="showthread.php?t=406057"]Roving Degenerates with Dangerous Pets[/url-inline]
Canceled
[url-inline="showthread.php?t=387471"]Will Somebody Stop These Kids?[/url-inline]
Complete
[url-inline="showthread.php?p=9293373"]Digimon Campaign[/url-inline]
Complete
One-Shot Fics
[url-inline="showthread.php?t=404864"]Wild Horses in Winter[/url-inline]
2017
[url-inline="showthread.php?t=385011"]Hubris Island[/url-inline]
A&D Collab 2016
[url-inline="showthread.php?p=7449808"]Giovanni Destroys the World and Everything in It[/url-inline]
2012
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Okay, yeah, I couldn't help but drop my schoolwork to check this out.

Oni, to give you a word of advice, I'll have to say that while I think parodying the badfics we sometimes see here is hilarious, a parody sometimes loses its meaning if the audience can't read it. O_o I'm guessing most of the point was in the abuse for the English language, but I know you'll probably be doing a lot with content as well. Or, at least, it would be awesome if you did, considering the fact that badfics usually fail in more than one way. Maybe ease up on the English rape if you're planning on doing that just to get the point across?

Otherwise, bold move, my friend. Bold move.
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I know I gave you permission to post this, but I would have seriously said to lengthen it and stop murdering English multiple times over if I had known that this would be your story.

You know, not even "Digimon Saves the Wrold" was this bad. I've never seen a "bad" fic with that many spelling errors in it.

Look, this might be a parody, but trying to read this gave me a headache. If I didn't know that this was a parody, then this thread would be closed straight away. I'll give you the chance to shape this up better into a parody we can actually read.

And next time, let me know what the story is going to look like when you ask for permission. I never would have approved this.

And actually, to save this thread from anymore "zomg, wtf iz tis" posts, I'll close it. Oni, PM me with a better example of a parody that doesn't make English weep blood before posting the new version, or getting this thread reopened.

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