Fast Times at Samuel Oak High. Page 2

Started by Ageless Irony May 11th, 2008 7:25 PM
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Sorry about the delay..But I have returned with chapter three
I originally planned it to be much longer, but I decided to save that for next chapter...
Nothing else to say, other than enjoy!
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Chapter 3


Inside The Girl's Lockerroom, 10:00 AM

“So dang hot…” Yellow wiped the sweat from her forehead with a cool, damp towel, sighing in relief as she did so. She had just gotten out of her gym class and was now in the girl’s locker room, which was crowded with many different girls coming and going from gym class to change.

Her eyes led themselves to the door, watching Blue open it and enter the azure colored locker room with two figures trailing behind her, though strangely they didn’t enter.

“Hey Blue!” Yellow smiled despite her tired, sweaty body.

“Heya Yellow, what’s up?” Blue walked over to her cobalt locker and started opening it, turning the lock around to meet her combination.

“Oh nothing much, just really hot,” Yellow kneaded her temples. “Darn these broken air conditioners!” she exclaimed, walking back to her locker and picking out her uniform.

“So you have gym next?”

“Yeah, gym with Green…” she replied, sighing contently. “Despite that kid’s horribly awkward moment with me, he’s still got a wonderful body,” she giggled and grinned at Yellow, who gave her a hearty smile back.

“Wait…what awkward moment?” Yellow asked, tilting her head in question as she removed her sweaty grey gym t-shirt.

“Oh! Nothing! Nothing at all!” Blue smiled innocently and slipped on her lightblue gym shorts, while Yellow took her own off to put on her uniform skirt. “Anyway, how are things with Red?”

“Not so great,” she slid her finger along the cobalt locker’s door. “He still never notices me…”

“Well maybe you’d get his attention if you went up to him wearing what you are now!” Blue smirked. “I’m sure you’d have his complete, undivided attention…”

“H-hey!” Yellow blushed. “Don’t be silly.”

“Just kidding, dear,” Blue unbuttoned her normal, white uniform shirt, took it off, and pulled the grey gym uniform shirt onto herself.

“I think I might just give up on him…I’m tired of being ignored!” Yellow stated, stretching her arms after putting the normal uniform shirt.

“You know babe, if you’re that quick to give up on him…maybe he isn’t who really want,” Blue turned her back and began walking for the door.

“What does that mean?” Yellow slowly walked after her, tapping her lightly on the shoulder.

“It’s just something to think about, like, you know that saying about how sometimes love is where you least expect it to be?” Blue turned around and leaned her back up against the wall next to the brown swing door.

“Yeah…” Yellow replied, holding her arm with her hand, running it up and down.

“Well…you’ve been hanging with Gold a lot lately, haven’t you?” Blue raised a finger as she spoke.

“Yeah…” Yellow replied.

“Where you least expect it! Remember?” Blue giggled, twirling her brunette hair around her finger.

“I don’t like Gold!” Yellow exclaimed, her cheeks getting red and puffy. “He’s too much of a loose cannon. I don’t think I could ever like somebody like that…you know? Too much worrying about him going off with someone else behind my back.” Yellow sighed and looked down.

“Must I say it?” Blue smirked.

“Say what?”

“Where you least expect it!” Blue giggled once again and walked for the door.

“Hmph!” Yellow turned around quickly, not watching Blue leave. “I do not like Gold. What does she know anyway?” she crossed her arms and pouted, sitting down on a blue marble bench in the middle of the locker room. “Stupid people and their stupid ideas…stupid Gold, stupid Red…”



Outside The Girl's Lockerroom, 9:55 AM

“Hehe, this is gonna be awesome!” Gold exclaimed, sliding up against the girl’s locker room door.

“Why’re we missing the beginning of lunch again?” Silver, who was being dragged along on another one of Gold’s crazy schemes, asked, slumping his body down next to his friend, making it clear he didn’t want to do whatever it was they were about to be doing.

“Because we have some sights to see…hehe,” Gold led his finger along the brown door. “The hole should be right around…” he stopped his finger at a certain point where a small crack in the door lied. “Here!”

“Spying on girls? Seriously?” Silver rolled his eyes and gave Gold a soft punch to the shoulder.

“What’s so bad about that?” Gold turned his head to Silver with a big grin on his face.

“It’s rude, immature, and just plain wrong.” Silver’s eyes seemed to glaze over as he glared at his friend.

“Oh come on, Silv, it’s a rite of passage! Don’t you want to be a man?” Gold’s grin became even wider, using his favorite nickname for Silver.

“…That’s total BS,” Silver replied coldly, turning his head.

“Come on dude, this is like, a once in a lifetime chance! Someone will fix this hole eventually!” Gold grabbed Silver’s wrist and pleaded his case.

Silver groaned and rolled his eyes yet again.

“That’s a yes! Sweet!” he brought his head over to the hole, about to look into it. “Keep watch okay?”

“Yeah,” Silver averted his eyes from Gold and onto the hallway behind them, staring off into space.

“Oh damn Silv, they’re so hot…and there’s so many of them,” Gold said as a tendril of drool ran down his lips. “It’s like heaven on earth, but with a bunch of sexy half naked angels!”

“You’re demented,” Silver insulted Gold yet again, tapping his hand against his thigh, waiting for all of this to end. After all, Silver wouldn’t want to be caught doing this, even though he isn’t really doing anything in the first place.

“Aw. You know what? I’ll stop being selfish. You can look!” Gold pulled Silver’s head over to the hole, pushing his eye up to it.

“No! I’m not going to—“ Silver caught a glimpse of what was on the other end and immediately pulled his head back, completely flushed.

“Huh? Oh. Hah! You’re all red!” Gold chuckled and took a closer look at him.

“…”

Suddenly a wicked grin appeared on Gold’s face. “You liked that…didn’t you?”

“No. Hell no,” Silver shot Gold a fierce glare, clenching his fists tight at his sides.

“Yeeeeeah you did. You’re so turned on right now, it’s hilarious!” Gold egged himself on and pointed in between Silver’s legs.

“Screw you,” Silver smacked Gold’s cheek with the back of his hand. “You’re such a jackass, dude.”

Gold suddenly frowned. As much as he loved to pleasantly annoy Silver, he didn’t want his best friend to hate him either. They cared about each other a whole lot, despite rarely showing it.

Gold put his eye to the hole once again, “sorry…I’ll-…hey, is that…” Gold noticed a familiar figure talking to an even more familiar figure, if you know what I mean. “Yellow and…Blue!”

Silver once again connected his hand hard to Gold’s face, “no, I’m not gonna have you staring at her like that.” Silver continued his sharp glare, much to the compliment of his venomous tone.

“Whatever…fine,” just then, Gold’s ears suddenly perked up. Did someone just say my…?

“Tch,” Silver was always overprotective of Blue, being that they were so close their entire lives. Anytime Gold would do anything remotely unpleasant that had to do with her, he would always be there to stop it.

“Hmm…” Gold leaned his ear against the hole in the door, making sure to listen for anything that may be about him, and much to both his delight and dismay, that was just what he got.

“My god, Gold. Could you be anymore of a douche? You’re constantly doing crap like this, and getting me, in trouble, not to mention that it’s totally…” Silver went on a rant about the evils of spying and the very evil of Gold himself, losing himself in the long speech.

“…” I see… Gold frowned, a disheartened look upon his face. “I’m…gonna go now...bye,” Gold spoke quietly, quickly shoving his hands into his pockets and slinking away afterwards, rolling around the lint from his pockets in between his fingers.

Silver, however, was much too wrapped up in the wonderful sound of his own voice to notice that Gold had left. Just as he realized Gold had left, he was knocked upside the head by the opening of the locker room door.

“OW! Dammit!” Silver was knocked back onto the floor, his hands and feet both planted on the ground.

“Silver…” The person who opened the door spoke, walking out and revealing her identity.
Silver instantly froze in shock, “B-b-blue?” he stuttered, afraid of what she would think he had been doing.

“…I had a feeling this would happen eventually. You are getting older, after all.” Blue put her hands on her hips, looking down at sighing at the red-haired boy.

“I…” he was completely frozen, his brain could barley send the messages to his body to get him to talk.

Blue took his hand and lifted him to his feet, staring at him seriously. “Listen, we’re gonna have a little talk, okay honey?” she put her hands on his shoulders and intensified her stare.

“But…you don’t…know…what…” Silver found it extremely hard to think of any words to say, let alone ones that she would believe, despite the fact that his mind was moving a mile a minute.

“Sweetie, I know all about boys….I’ll do all the talking, anyway,” she slowly wringed her arm around Silver’s neck, pulling Silver along as she walked.

“But Gold! It’s Gold’s fault!” Silver finally got out what he had wanted to say, along with a nice squirt of spit from his mouth as he said it.

“This isn’t about Gold, hun, just you and me, alright?” Blue smiled at him, despite the nearly horrified look on his face. “Second of all, that was really gross. Don’t do that, please,” she wiped off the spit that Silver covered her hand with.

“I didn’t do anything, though…” Silver groaned and stared at the floor, dragging his shoes across the hallway floor.

“Shh,” Blue placed a finger over Silver’s lips. “It’s gonna be a loooong day, so you best not complain.”

“Long?” Silver looked up at her. “But what about class?”

“Honey, this is way more important than any class.”

“But…”

Blue smiled, “shut up, okay?”


The Lunchroom, 12:00 Noon

“We are so freaking boned,” Pearl muttered out as he repeatedly banged his head into the brown, thick lunch table, letting out the occasional grunt or murmur of pain. It was a pretty hard table, after all.

“We?” Dia smartly remarked, cocking his eyebrow as he took another bite from his hamburger that was on his enormous plate of food that held hamburgers, fish sticks, strawberry Jello, and two bags of skittles.

“Yes, we. This is all your fault in the first place, remember?” Pearl leaned his head upwards and darted his eyes about the lunchroom. It was a brown and beige room, with tiles of those same colors streaking across the floor. The room was large and rectangular, closely resembling a prison cafeteria. Tables were lined across the walls of the room, each holding some sort of food or drink for the students to purchase.

“My fault? No it’s not. You’re the one who-“ Dia cut himself off as he noticed the large vein in the side of Pearl’s head starting to throb. “Ehh…nevermind. It’s my entire fault! I remember now.”

“Good boy!” Pearl exclaimed, reaching over and patting Dia’s head like a dog. “See, that’s why we’re buddies,” he continued petting Dia’s head, starting to tussle his hair.

“Mhm!” Dia moved his head into Pearl’s hand, taking a handful of skittles and shoving them into his mouth. “Wait, we’re buddies why?”

“Because shut up,” Pearl grinned, his shiny teeth making a nice glint.

“Oh, right! I forgot,” Dia smiled dopily and scarfed down a few fishsticks.

“Heh. You two are pretty funny,” A tall, large boy had walked over to their table, leaning against it and listening to them talk.

“Well of course we are. We’re-“ Pearl suddenly cut himself off as he noticed just who said those words. “Jason…”

Jason was probably the one of the toughest, meanest, and most popular guy in the entire high school. He had a short brown crew cut with a scar-like birthmark on his chin. His clothing was a red long-sleeved shirt with baggy black jeans, each from an expensive and exclusive brand. He was tall and wide; he could easily pass as a professional football player or a boxer. His family was very rich, and were large contributors to the school, allowing him the same privileges that Berlitz has. Not to mention that his popularity was able to help him weasel his way into Berlitz’s social circle, making him a prime rival for Diamond and Pearl.

“Hey there. I hear you’ve got a big show tonight, Pearly…” Jason smirked deviously.

“Damn straight. And it’s gonna blow you away,” Pearl crossed his arms and grinned confidently at Jason. Goddammit, I did it again.

“Confident today, aren’t we Pearly? We’ll just have to see how good you are without your little monkey boy over there…” Jason motioned towards Dia.

“He is not a monkey!” Pearl stood up and glared sharply at Jason. He didn’t and wouldn't allow anyone to tease Dia but himself.

“Yeah! I am not a monkey!” Dia shouted, putting his hands on his hips.

“Aw. How cute of you to defend your husband like that, Pearly,” Jason smiled venomously, his voice containing it’s own little poison, a poison that infected Pearl with fear and anger.

“Oh…you did not…” Pearl clenched his fists tightly, turning his knuckles white.

“Hm? What’s wrong little girl?” Jason shoved Pearl backwards, causing him to stumble and nearly lose his footing.

“You punk,” Pearl shoved him back. “You should talk less, someone might smell all those steroids on your breath. It must be embarrassing enough, what with all the shrinking…” Pearl grew a deviant smirk as well, feeling like he was gaining control of the situation. Though he was still completely aware that Jason could and would probably be wiping the floor with them in a minute, but he figured it would be better to go out as a fighter.

“You little *****…” Jason cocked back his fist and was about to slam Pearl in the face with it, only to stop short after noticing Berlitz across the room. “Screw it, I’ll break your neck later. Better watch out, boy. That goes for you too, monkey boy,” he slowly began walking past Pearl, bumping him with his shoulder. “Break a leg tonight.”

Pearl and Dia watched Jason walk off in silence.

“Were you really going to fight him?” Dia turned over to Pearl, looking fairly concerned about his well-being.

Pearl bit his lip and swirled his tongue around his mouth, “well, I think I was just gonna bite him and bolt.”

“Oh, good plan,” Dia smiled and chuckled. Pearl always had a way of being funny, even in the worst of situations. “Want some delicious, nutritious strawberry Jello?”

“Now is not the time for Jello, Dia,” he sat on the edge of the lunch table, lowered his head and sighed, clacking his brown shoes together and rubbing them against each other.

“But there’s always room for Jello!” Dia grinned at him, feeling the tension in the air starting to fade, and fill with the aura of humor Dia and Pearl seemed to always exert.

“You make a good point,” Pearl reached over and grabbed Dia’s cup of strawberry Jello, eating it with his hands. “We’re still completely ****ed, though.”

“Since when do you curse?” Dia looked up, unfamiliar to Pearl’s bad language.

“Dude, we’re comedians. We’re supposed to curse,” Pearl replied matter-of-factly, motioning his hand as he spoke, holding a wiggling piece of the Jello.

“I thought we were supposed to be funny,” Dia said with a dopey and silly look on his face.

Pearl opened his mouth to say something, lifting his finger. “…”
Nothing came out

“What?”

Pearl palmed his forehead, “just...” he sighed. “Nevermind.”
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That's all for now...Hope you enjoyed it

I tried my best to work on my faults that were in the last chapter...I hope I got a little better.

Well, look forward to Chapter four, coming soon!

Starting today...I'm alone...
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WHAHAHA.
Poor Silver. Insane Gold.
So frikkin' funny!
That applies to Dia and Pearl as well!
Nice chapter, Genesis. so I do suppose Yellow hooks up with Gold for a while huh?
Ah well....
I didn't see any grammatical errors, but regarding punctutation...my eyesight sucks and I can't really tell the diffrence between a colon and a semi-colon, so....(shrugs)
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Wow.
Awesome, man...
Every manga shipping put together...xDDD
Ah... Silver got absolutely screwed....Poor Silver...xD

Man, I really should have read this earlier...I saw it about 12 times...I never bothered to read it o.o

AWESOME MAN...
So awesome I won't give it a review of sadistical doom...xD
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Dude, I think this fic is awesome. I definitely like Diamond and Pearl the most. They're hilarious. I also like Silver and Gold as well. Overall, it is wonderful and I really enjoyed it!
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Gold suddenly frowned. As much as he loved to pleasantly annoy Silver, he didn’t want his best friend to hate him either. They cared about each other a whole lot, despite rarely showing it.
You don't need to say 'a whole lot'. Take out whole. It'll make more sense.

Anyway, all I have to say to you is that I'm so glad I do not have to take PE anymore.

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Ahahahah... XD Freakin' funny.
Oh, Gold. *shakes head* I'm kinda happy that I was not in that Lockerroom. >.>
Poor Silver.
Yellow seems to be a loner. o.o
“Honey, this is way more important than any class.”

“But…”

Blue smiled, “shut up, okay?”
xDDD I want to know what she's going to do with him now. :3

Can't wait for the next chapter.
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Also, I love the AmberShipping hints-that-are-not-hints. Cute.

Oh, Gold. *shakes head* I'm kinda happy that I was not in that Lockerroom. >.>
And to clear my last review up, that's what I meant, Joey. >.< Tsk tsk tsk for you not getting what I meant.

Oh, and to put it simply, I liked it. Of course. ;D

“You little *****…” Jason cocked back his fist and was about to slam Pearl in the face with it, only to stop short after noticing Berlitz across the room. “Screw it, I’ll break your neck later. Better watch out, boy. That goes for you too, monkey boy,” he slowly began walking past Pearl, bumping him with his shoulder. “Break a leg tonight.”
By the way, in this part, that I've bolded, it might be better to take that out, since the other sentence ends with boy. It just sounds weird. Just leave it as, "Better watch out. That goes for you to, monkey boy,"

Pearl opened his mouth to say something, lifting his finger. “…”
Nothing came out

“What?”

Pearl palmed his forehead, “just...” he sighed. “Nevermind.”
Don't put "..." because you could just say "he stayed silent" or something. Quotation marks are used for speaking, not for...well, not speaking. Dig?

And...'just' needs to be capitalized while 'nevermind' does not. ;/

And don't you worry, Joey-kun. The next chapter will get a real review. <3 Until next time! ^.-

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xD Awesome. This is entertaining me. Greatly. Especially with the pairings running wild.

Poor Silllvver. I saw the whole, " He getting blamed" thing coming though.

Also, don't think I didn't catch those Scrubs References in the first chapter. " Jennifer Dylan" and "Percival Reed," ? Oh yeah. lD
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Oh Arceus... Poor Silver, getting blamed for that xD. I'm glad I wasn't in that locker room either...
I loved Dia and Pearl, they're hilarious.
And... everyone seems to have mentioned the only glaring mistakes I saw. So... Write more cause its awesome :)
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Oh god... reminds me of some mischief in a girls locker room at my school when we were preparing for a band festival... Only difference is that there was no peeking... At least not in that sense... Good chapter nonetheless. Keep it up!
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HERE I GO!!! SHINING NEW CHAPTER!!!
Rip me apart. *Sigh*

Chapter IV: Standing Half-Naked In Some Guy's Room

7:58 AM

“And then she said ‘That’s not my taco!’” Red delivered the punch line to what was possibly, at least in the eyes of two less than brilliant cheerleaders, the most hilarious joke ever.

“Ohhh Red, you’re so funny,” one of the cheerleaders beamed, the other simply blushed and dawdled her feet. This wouldn’t be the first time girls were hanging all over Red, and it wouldn’t be the first time Red was oblivious to it--in fact Red was always oblivious to it.

“Uh, not really,” Red would sooner grow wings and fly up to Spear Pillar than pick up on simple flirting. While some of his friends, such as Green, got nothing but sharper over the years, one could argue Red’s density level was now at a greater or equal value.

“Yes really. Everything that comes out of your mouth is so hilarious…” the taller, blonde cheerleader poked Red’s chest with her index finger and slid it downward flirtatiously.

The tall blonde cheerleader in question happened to be the co-captain of the school’s cheerleading squad and very popular amongst the other kids in the school, however, much to her dismay, popularity cannot get you Red’s attention span for more than a few minutes. Her name was Amber, and coincidentally, her smaller, shyer, brunetter counterpart she had with her, was also named Amber. The entire cheerleading team was essentially made up of girls named Amber, Madison and there was one Trisha—an odd coincidence, but nobody honestly cared enough to look further into it than that.

“Oh. Thanks!” Red grinned, and it was by no means a normal grin. This was Red’s grin, the holy grail of all grins. It had the uncanny ability to melt females and inspire high fives in boys and men alike. It was a powerful thing indeed--God help us all if it ever fell into the wrong hands.

A bright smile crept onto the shorter girl’s face. Her short brown bob cut made an interesting contrast with her subordinate cheerleader’s long, elegant, blonde locks, whom was still trying to maintain her sophisticated composure in Red’s presence.

“So, Red…if you aren’t too busy this weekend…I was thinking…” the blonde Amber cut herself off when she noticed Red was no longer looking at either of them, back rather staring at the clock behind the two, as though he wasn’t even listening.

He wasn’t, “umm, I’ve gotta go! I cannot be late for gym! I’ll talk to you two later!” he smiled and backed up like a truck, then turned around and took off.

Amber covered her face with hands and groaned. “Why does that always happen with him?”

“I suppose he’s isn’t the most attentive boy when it comes to this type of thing,” the brunette Amber replied matter-of-factly.

“Yeah, no kidding…” the blonde sighed and slumped against a locker.

“It’s pretty darn cute though, the way his attention just bounces around until he gets super focused on something important to him,” Brunette Amber gushed.

“Hey, he’s mine, remember?” the taller girl flicked her finger against the smaller one’s forehead.

“Err…right!”

“No use crying over spilt milk,” she shook her head, “come on, let’s get to Math, we have much to discuss!” Amber dragged her shorter, also-Amber friend off to class with her.
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Cheerleaders. The mortal enemy of all normal high school girls, and Yellow wasn’t necessarily an exception; you couldn’t exactly blame her, either. Every day she had to watch these girls fawn over the guy she was helplessly in like with, girls that she saw as being a lot more attractive than she was herself.

“Bleh…” from a hallway bench, she watched the two Ambers talking with Red. She swore she couldn’t get a moment alone with him if her life depended on it. The whole liking him thing was really becoming an emotional hassle for her, whether or not it was a hassle she wanted, she couldn’t decide. Besides, she always figured he could do better than her, like one of those cheerleaders for instance. ‘What do I have to offer?’ she thought.

“Not much…” Yellow looked down at her chest and sighed dejectedly.

Before she could let any more depressing thoughts sink into her mind, she felt a tap on the side of her head. “Gold?”

Gold removed his pool cue from her temple, “the one and only!” he grinned. It wasn’t quite the caliber of Red’s grin, but it was enough to make the girl crack a smile back at him.

“Hey…” she replied in a hushed yet somewhat tense tone.

“Hiya, is everything going alright in Yellow land?” Gold playfully patted her on the head with the end of the pool cue.

“Ehhh…” she ran her hand through her hair and held it in front of her face.
She could smell her apple shampoo on her fingers—strange as the habit was, it had a way of calming her down. “I’m just having one of those days, you know? I’m kind of out of it.”

“Oh, I see I see,” Gold cupped his chin in thought.

Yellow stared for a moment before tilting her head quizzically, “What is it?”

“You know what you need?”

“Huh?”

“You need a day off!” the grin found it’s way back onto his face.

“What exactly are you suggesting?” Yellow raised her eyebrow, and Gold blinked at her. There was a way about how her face contorted into this smiling, puzzled, unsure face. Gold found himself enjoying the sight, so he stalled the conversation long enough to take a good mental snapshot. It was pretty striking, a shame she wasn’t noticed more often.

“What I’m suggesting,” he took a dramatic pause and Yellow rolled her eyes accordingly “is that we get outta here!”

“You mean…skip?” This was a stretch for Yellow. Her record was the cleanest slate in all of slate town, and slate town was pretty darn clean.

“Why that sounds like a fantastic idea!” Gold took a firm grip of Yellow’s arm and pulled her to her feet. “We’ll leave through the gym, nobody’ll even notice!”

On any other day, Yellow would have protested, but it did seem like it could be a good idea, and it did seem like it might be fun, and it did beat school. So she nodded and followed along with Gold as they walked into the gym and headed towards the door.

The two snuck through the gym class that Red was in; Yellow couldn’t help a glance, but pressed onward. After making sure there were no teachers or suspicious characters watching, they made their break for it and slipped outside the school. Luckily for them, the school’s low budget allowed for only one camera in the back of the school, and it didn’t even work.

“So, where are we going?” Yellow inquired as the two put some distance between themselves and the school.

“Well, first of all, we need to head to my place to change out of these clothes…if anyone catches us in our uniforms, we’re screwed,” Gold tugged his golden tie loose.

“Oh, wait, how am I going to get different clothes!? All you’ll have is boy clothes!”

“Hmm,” Gold paused, “well that is certainly a major hole in my plan. Thank you for pointing that out,” he scratched at his head.

“Gooold! You dolt!” Yellow puffed out her cheeks angrily, which only made her seem more adorable and less threatening.

“Hey hey, don’t get mad at me. You’ll be fine with some of my clothes.”

“Boy clothes!? There’s no way any of your stuff will fit me! Now we can’t go out! Way to go, genius! Day ruined!” she was joking, but tried her hardest to sound serious, though in the end failure was the only option. It was always the only option. Oh the drawbacks of being tiny and harmless.

“Ahaha, deal with it, kid,” Gold replied, giving her a friendly, tap on the head.

“Kid? I’m your senior! Remember!?”

“…Ohhh yeah, true story.”
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After another ten or so minutes of walking, the two had finally arrived at Gold’s casa. It was a small, quaint looking home with two small floors, and two very tiny gardens in the front and back of the house. The inside was about as generic as a house could possibly get. Beige carpets covered the small living room that led into the even smaller white kitchen. There was a dark red, beat up sofa in front of a TV that looked like it was from 1993. Gold directed the two towards a thin, spire-like staircase.

“This leads up to my room, I’d let you borrow some of my Mom’s clothes, but…trust me, you wouldn’t want them.” Gold led Yellow into his room. It was a large, spacious place with a bunch of clothes scattered around the floor. CDs and DVDs were lying around everywhere, just begging for you to step on them. It wasn’t tidy, but it had a certain aura that made it seem like a more comfortable place than it actually was.

“I can’t say I was expecting much more than this,” Yellow smiled as she studied Gold’s messy room. She noticed some magazine’s with holes where pictures had been cut out. ‘I can only imagine,’ she thought to herself.

“Oh quiet, you! You’re more lippy than usual; remind me to start carrying a ruler around…” Gold smirked while he pulled some clothes out of the various drawers around the room. Yellow blinked in disbelief at the words that just came out of his mouth; her cheeks turned a light red.

“Just kidding,” Gold chuckled and placed some clothes down for her.

“Out! Now!” she tried her hardest to make an angry face and shoved Gold out of the room just before she burst into awkward, reluctant laughter, slamming the door and locking it.

The clothes Gold laid out for Yellow were a black muscle shirt and a pair of dark blue jeans. She stood in front of the mirror which doubled as the door to Gold’s closet and stripped off her blue and white school uniform blouse. She got a peculiar feeling looking at herself like this in an unfamiliar setting, and a boy’s room, at that. Yellow undid her skirt and wiggled it off her waist, leaving her half naked in front of the mirror. There was something odd about standing in just her bra and panties in just some guy’s room, this in turn made her start wondering when she’d actually be half naked in a boy’s room and that in turn, made her feel self conscious.

It wasn’t necessarily difficult for her to get so down on herself when it came to her appearance. She was the cliché high school girl-next-door with a flat chest and hot friends. She was never the one that anyone paid attention to, never the focus of any boy’s admiration, heck; she’d never even been kissed a single time in her life. Yellow put her hands over her chest and sighed. ‘God damn it, why are you so small?’ She frowned at her reflecting image in the mirror and slid her hands further down her body; she turned and examined her posterior as if it were some sort of foreign object. ‘Bleh…nothing special. You are so not sexy, Yellow.’

“Yellow! Hurry up!” Gold shouted from what sounded like a few rooms over, prompting Yellow to take some initiative and actually put on some clothes.
She pulled the black muscle shirt over herself; it wasn’t too loose-fitting, but it wasn’t exactly tight either. The fact that the shirt probably would’ve snapped onto Gold with tremendous tightness was a testament to how thin and small she was. Next she slipped on the jeans, which while baggy as heck, were greatly compensated for in how low the shirt hung; she just had to tie a belt around it to keep them from falling down
…And add a hole.
…Twice.

“Are you done yet!?”

“You should’ve been expecting me to take long! I’m a girl!” she yelled back at Gold, who was obviously losing his patience with her. Yellow took one last look in the mirror before leaving the room and noticed something about her current appearance…

‘Oh my god I look just like a boy.’

“YELLOW!!”

“SHADDUP!!”
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tbc guize. Hope you at least sorta liked it

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