Celebrities. Ughh! They think they're so much better than everyone esle. With them, it's like I can have you fired because I made a movie.
Media. (As posted by an above user.) <----- The most annoying thing on the planet is the media.
Little kids. They drive me insane!! All their screaming cause they didn't get the (Piece of crap) toy. And they think that everyone is like their slave or something. Like they're gonna get everything they want just because their mom or dad will.
Popular People (not celebs, but like school people) All they do is walk together in this one big bunch and just laugh at nothing. I mean, I'm not that popular but I'm not in with the nerds. . . Anyways, they just annoy me, thinking that they're better than everyone just because they're popular. (Gollee, they sound like celebrities, but in kid form.)
Trends
One of the worst. You change your trend into the current one, but when you do, the trend changes. Can't we all agree on just a shirt and pants?
Telemarketers
There's only one way to answer these guys. And it's with this:
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to
get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: click........
Just imagine yourself as Mr. Byron and there you go. . .
Continuing on with the topic. . .
Stuff on my floor.
I trip over it. Owee. . .
I step on it. (Just because I'm walking there. . .)
Rock Band's hardware
I got the guitar two days ago and the whammy bar is busted. . . T.T
Non-rechargable Batteries
Is it just me or do they run out sooner than you think?
OMG Seth. I am EXACTLY THE SAME. What I hate is running up to the phone from across the house and picking up the phone, and hearing. "Hello Mr. Uuuuuubelvien, My name is Ted and I am with At&t"
Them: *turns into robot lady voice* "Press 1 for information. 2 for you're local dealers. And 3 to conntact a live agent.
Me: You know what. I am going to press the hang up button, and just hope that you never call again. *hangs up*